A defense of Thanksgiving turkey

A Look at Why Americans Continue to Flock to the Unremarkable Turkey on Thanksgiving

The notion that Thanksgiving is a day for gratitude seems puzzlingly incongruous with the tradition of consuming a bird known for its dryness and lackluster flavor profile. This aversion to turkey may stem from the fact that it's not a particularly memorable or exceptional culinary experience by itself, but rather one that relies heavily on elaborate preparations, such as brining, basting, and roasting.

The truth is, the ideal of celebrating Thanksgiving with a delicious meal has become distorted over time. As Americans now enjoy an abundance of other meats like lamb, steak, pork, and seafood options, it's puzzling why turkey remains at the center of this festive table. Turkey might be able to coexist as part of a well-rounded and varied menu.

However, one can also argue that there is a silver lining in turkey's lackluster flavor profile - Americans have been forced to develop creative side dishes to elevate their Thanksgiving meals. This has led to an increased focus on providing an overall exceptional dining experience, despite the limitations of the turkey itself.

It might be worth questioning why we still insist on cooking and eating turkey every year, given that there are more flavorful options available. For instance, wouldn't it be better if we enjoyed something genuinely delicious at least a few times a year? Perhaps this enthusiasm for the traditional Thanksgiving meal has led to the proliferation of elaborate preparations to mitigate the bird's dryness - deep-frying being one such extreme measure.

It is undeniable that turkey can sometimes lead to unfortunate consequences. There have been cases of home fires caused by overzealous deep-frying efforts, highlighting the potential risks associated with preparing this dish. In contrast, traditional hams seem less prone to similar mishaps.

So, how do those who claim a love for turkey prepare their bird? Christian Paz, a self-proclaimed turkey enthusiast and Vox journalist, swears by his tried-and-true methods - applying copious amounts of butter on both the outside and within. Interestingly, Paz also appreciates the recipes of Alison Roman and Martha Stewart and Ina Garten, with whom he sometimes combines elements to create an extraordinary meal.

While it's impossible to argue that turkey is not a crowd-pleaser, one can't help but wonder about the prevalence of steak or lamb alternatives at Thanksgiving gatherings. Nonetheless, Christian Paz remains steadfast in his devotion to this bird - perhaps due to its unassuming nature and the fact that it allows him to incorporate creative touches like buttery goodness.
 
I gotta ask, why do people still go all out for turkey on Thanksgiving? I mean, don't get me wrong, I've had some decent meals in my time, but turkey just seems so... bland πŸ€”. And don't even get me started on the deep-frying thing - that's just a recipe for disaster πŸ”₯!

I guess it's cool that people like Christian Paz put in the effort to make turkey special with all the butter and stuff, but at the end of the day, wouldn't you rather have something juicy and flavorful? I'm no expert, but I think we can do better than just a plain old bird πŸ“. Maybe it's time for some new traditions or, like, steak or lamb on the table? 🍴
 
idk why americans still insist on eating turkey every year πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ it's just not that impressive, but at least they've developed some sick side dishes to make up for it lol 🍽️ maybe we should mix it up and try something new like a vegan thanksgiving or something 🌱😊 anyway, deep-frying a turkey is straight-up crazy 🚨 i mean, who needs all that grease and fire hazard? πŸ’¦ let's just stick to some good ol' fashioned hams or steaks instead πŸ₯©πŸ–️
 
I mean, have you ever stopped to think about how weird it is that we still make a big deal out of eating the same old turkey every year? Like, it's not even that great on its own, but we're all just so obsessed with making it special and fancy that we end up with some crazy deep-frying methods 🀯. And don't even get me started on the fire hazards – I'm all for a good ham or lamb any day of the week! But at the same time, I can appreciate how creative people have gotten with their turkey dishes. It's like, maybe we're not so bad after all? But seriously, can't we just mix things up a bit and try something new every now and then? πŸ€”
 
lol, i mean what's up with turkey on thanksgiving πŸ€”? like americans know they can get way better flavor from other meats but still go for the same old bird every year πŸ˜‚. maybe its just a fun tradition and who cares about the flavor lol? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

anyway, i heard christian paz is super into turkey and he puts LOTS of butter on it 🧈πŸ”₯ idk if thats genius or crazy but hey if it works for him πŸ‘
 
πŸ€” I mean, think about it... turkey might not be everyone's cup of tea, but we love the drama around it! Like, have you ever seen a Thanksgiving spread without all those fancy sides and condiments? It's kinda awesome that people get so creative with their menu. And let's be real, who doesn't love butter? 😊 Christian Paz is like the ultimate turkey enthusiast - he puts effort into making his bird shine, even if it's not everyone's go-to. Maybe instead of replacing turkey with steak or lamb, we could just enjoy both... options? 🍴 It's all about balance, right?
 
πŸ€” I mean, think about it... turkey is like the plain Jane of the Thanksgiving table, but we all love her anyway, right? πŸ™ƒ It's crazy how our obsession with fancy sides dishes has become a thing. I'm more than happy to have some good ol' fashioned mashed potatoes and green beans with my turkey, thank you very much! πŸ˜‹ On the other hand, I do think it's awesome that people like Christian Paz are experimenting with different recipes and techniques to make turkey shine. The problem is, what about all the other amazing meats we could be having instead? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Lamb or steak would totally take over Thanksgiving dinner if we let them! πŸ˜‚ But hey, to each their own, I guess...
 
I get why some people might prefer other meats for Thanksgiving πŸ€”... I mean, have you tried a good roast lamb? Game-changer! πŸ–οΈ But at the same time, my kids love turkey and we always make it a big part of our holiday meal. For us, it's not just about the food, but about catching up with family and friends after a long year πŸ¦ƒπŸ‘«. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for trying new things and experimenting with different recipes... my kids would kill me if we stuck to the same old thing every year πŸ˜‚! But hey, being flexible is key when it comes to family traditions, right? πŸ€—
 
omg you know I still remember my grandma making turkey for thanksgiving back in the 90s πŸ™„ she'd spend hours brining it and everything 🀯 it was always so much fuss over a bird, but i guess that's just part of the tradition now. anyway, i feel like we've lost sight of what thanksgiving is really about - spending time with loved ones and enjoying each other's company 🍽️ not just stuffing ourselves with whatever protein we can find. don't get me wrong, turkey can be okay, but have you tried a good roasted chicken or prime rib at christmas? game. changer. πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
 
I gotta say, turkey's just not that impressive, you know? I mean, we're still stuffing and roasting the same old bird every year? It's a bit boring if you ask me... πŸ€” But at the same time, I love how ppl get creative with sides and stuff to make up for it. Like, who doesn't love a good sweet potato casserole or green bean casserole? πŸ₯”πŸŒΏ

And omg, have u ever tried deep-frying turkey? 😱 That's just crazy talk! I mean, I'm all for trying new things, but that's like, a whole different level of commitment. And what about all those home fires? Not cool, fam. πŸš’

But hey, if ppl want to stick with turkey, that's their prerogative. I'd rather have a good ol' fashioned steak or some juicy lamb any day. πŸ˜‹πŸ‘Œ
 
I think turkey is just a default choice because everyone knows how to cook one πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. It's not that hard, but I guess it's also not super exciting. Like, why settle for average when you can have lamb or steak, right? πŸ– But at the same time, I get what they're saying about side dishes being extra special. We should be focusing on making those dishes pop rather than trying to elevate the turkey itself 🀩. And yeah, deep-frying is a no-go, that's just asking for trouble πŸ”₯. Maybe it's time to shake things up and try something new? πŸŽ‰
 
I'm so over this turkey obsession πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ! I mean, what's up with Americans still flocking to this dry, flavorless bird every year? Can't we mix things up a bit and try some other meats? It's not like lamb or steak are that hard to cook, right? πŸ₯©

And don't even get me started on all the extra effort people put into making it "special" with fancy recipes and deep-frying... isn't that just asking for trouble? πŸ”₯ Home fires from deep-fried turkey? No thanks! πŸ˜‚ And what's up with Christian Paz and his love for all that butter? Like, come on! 🀣

I guess I can see why some people like it, but as a foodie, I'm all about trying new things and exploring different flavors. Turkey just doesn't cut it for me... 😐
 
i feel you πŸ€— americans are so stuck on the traditional turkey thing it's like they're missing out on all the other delicious options 🀀 i mean what's wrong with trying something new for once? but at the same time i can see why people would love the turkey - it's just one of those things that brings everyone together, you know? and yeah, deep-frying is a whole thing now lol but seriously, can't we just have a few days where we eat whatever we want without all the fuss? πŸ΄πŸ‘Œ
 
idk why ppl keep goin back 2 thxksgiving turkey πŸ€” every year, its jus so... dry 🀒 and tasteless lol. dont get me wrong, ppl r all about them side dishes now πŸ˜‚, but cant we just have a decent main course 4 once? lamb or steak r way more fire πŸ–οΈ. and deep fryin turkey? what's wrong w/ dat πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. home fires r no joke fam. anywayz, its cool that cristian paz swears by butter tho πŸ€ͺ, thats a solid move πŸ’―
 
idk why ppl still stuck on turkey on thanksgiving its like americans r addicted or smthn lol 🀯 anyway gotta say turkey is def not the best option for a celebratory meal, all those extra preps just to make it decent, but what about lamb steak pork seafood options? we shouldnt be settling for dry bird every year πŸ₯˜πŸ”₯ and btw deepfrying can be super dangerous like anyone got hurt from it recently? πŸ‘€
 
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