Umm yeah, this is all just too convenient

. Like, who would've thought that a little snow would cause everyone's cars to break down at the same time? And now body shops are raking in the dough

. I mean, I'm not saying they're doing it on purpose or anything, but it's definitely suspicious how all these places are suddenly super busy and making more money than ever.
And have you noticed that the government is just happy to report these numbers? Like, 7.7% increase in auto repair costs? That's just a nice little number for them to spin as "business as usual". But what if it's not business as usual? What if there's something fishy going on behind the scenes?
And don't even get me started on those tariffs. I'm sure that's just a coincidence that they're affecting part availability and prices. Yeah right

. It's all too connected, you know? The snow, the body shops, the tariffs... it's all just one big web of deceit. Wake up, sheeple!