OMG
, can you believe what happened to Jair Bolsonaro?!
He's literally sleeping in his bed and then BAM!
he hits his head on something and now he's getting all the attention?
I mean, I guess it's kinda scary that he fell out of his bed in the first place... but like, who doesn't have a good bedside table to catch you, right? 
And poor Michelle is stuck dealing with all this drama on Instagram
. I feel bad for her, but at the same time, isn't it kind of obvious that she's just trying to get attention too?
Like, we get it, Michelle, your husband had a little accident... can you move on now? 
And can we talk about how the Supreme Court is literally ruining everything for this guy?
I mean, come on Alexandre de Moraes, chill out!
The man's not even a big deal anymore... and besides, what's with all these rules and red tape in Brazil? Can't they just let him get some basic medical attention? 
And poor Michelle is stuck dealing with all this drama on Instagram
And can we talk about how the Supreme Court is literally ruining everything for this guy?