Chromebooks train schoolkids to be loyal customers, internal Google document suggests

Google's plan to "onboard kids" into its ecosystem by investing in schools is outlined in internal documents that have been revealed as part of a child safety lawsuit. The documents, which were shared earlier this week, suggest that getting young users hooked on Google products early on can lead to brand loyalty over their lifetime.

The presentation, created in 2020, highlights the importance of establishing Chromebooks as a classroom staple and notes that investing in education is crucial for gaining long-term customer trust. The document also includes a study on how laptop brands used in schools influence purchase patterns, suggesting that Google's strategy is focused on creating a loyal customer base among young users.

Another slide in the presentation references a 2017 New York Times story, which quotes Google as part of a battle to "hook students as future customers." The document also notes that YouTube could serve as a pipeline for generating future users and creators, but acknowledges challenges such as blocking the platform in schools and efforts to make it safe.

Google has responded to concerns about its plans by stating that YouTube does not market directly to schools and that administrators maintain control over platform usage. However, experts are raising questions about the company's intentions and whether its plan is truly focused on supporting education or cultivating a loyal customer base among young users.
 
I'm low-key worried about this Google thing ๐Ÿค”. They're basically trying to get kids hooked on their stuff from a young age so they'll be loyal customers for life. It's like, what's the ultimate goal here? Are we just gonna grow up with Google products forever because our parents bought us Chromebooks and YouTube memberships as gifts? ๐Ÿค‘ Sounds kinda sketchy to me...
 
I'm so worried about Google's plan ๐Ÿ˜ณ... my niece just started using Chromebooks in school last year and I feel like they're trying to brainwash her into loving Google products for life ๐Ÿคฏ. I mean, who needs personal freedom when you can have a loyally customer base? It's all about the Benjamins, right? ๐Ÿ’ธ But seriously, what if they do end up controlling our kids' minds... er, I mean, online behavior? ๐Ÿค” My youngest friend's mom told me that her school just started promoting Google products as part of their "Digital Citizenship" program and now she can't even use other apps on her tablet. It's like Google is trying to strangle the competition ๐Ÿ“Š. As a parent, it's scary to think about who's really in control here...
 
๐Ÿค” I'm not surprised they're trying to get in on the kid's stuff early. Like, who doesn't want their future customers hooked from birth? ๐Ÿ“š It's like, you invest in the next gen and they'll be loyal forever... or so the thinking goes. But what about when they grow up and realize they've been Google-ized since day one? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ I mean, can you imagine having to untrain yourself from using Chromebooks as a laptop just because you want to try something new? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sounds like a solid plan for brainwashing... err, I mean, "educating" the youth. ๐Ÿ‘€
 
I'm thinking Google's trying to get its hooks in the younger generation before they're old enough to question it ๐Ÿ‘€. Like, if you can get them hooked on Chromebooks and YouTube in school, you've basically got 'em for life ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ป. But what if that's not really about education at all? What if it's just about getting kids addicted to their products so they'll come back and use them when they're older? ๐Ÿค” It's like they're trying to create a whole new generation of customers before the first one even graduates ๐Ÿ˜’. And what about all the other brands out there that are already using schools to promote their products? Is Google really just starting this now, or has it been doing it quietly for years? ๐Ÿค‘
 
Wow ๐Ÿคฏ, this is so weird! Google is basically trying to make school supplies out of Chromebooks and laptops, it's like they want us to be dependent on their products forever! Interesting ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, I wonder what other stuff they're planning to do with schools... Maybe they'll start selling us lunch or something? LOL ๐Ÿ”
 
I'm getting so tired of these big corps trying to brainwash our kids from a young age ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ธ. I mean, think about it - they're basically saying that if you get your kid hooked on Google products in elementary school, they'll be loyal customers for LIFE. It's like they're selling them or something! What's the real motive here? Are we just gonna raise an entire generation of people who are beholden to these companies and their services?

And what about all the data they're collecting? I know it's supposed to be for "research" purposes, but let's be real - that's just code for "we're gonna sell your kid's info on the dark web". I'm not saying Google is evil or anything, but come on, folks! We need to start questioning these big corporations and their intentions. They're not above the law, you know? ๐Ÿ’”
 
๐Ÿ˜• I'm getting really uneasy about Google's plans to get kids hooked on their stuff from a super young age... like 5 or 6 years old! ๐Ÿคฏ Can't they just focus on making learning fun and helping us grow into awesome adults? Instead, it seems like they're trying to make us loyal customers for life. That sounds kinda creepy to me ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ. I mean, what's the harm in letting kids play around with their products a bit when they're little? It just feels like Google is trying to get its hooks in from an early age... and that's just not cool ๐Ÿ˜’.
 
Ugh, this is getting creepier by the day... ๐Ÿคฏ I mean, can't they just leave us alone with our own devices? They're trying to sneak Google into schools like it's some kind of essential learning tool ๐Ÿ“š. Newsflash: we get it, you want a loyal customer base. But at what cost? ๐Ÿ‘€ Do they really think we'll be all like "oh, I love Chromebooks because Google told me to"? ๐Ÿ˜’ Give us a break. This whole thing feels super shady...
 
๐Ÿค” so they're trying to get kids hooked on Google stuff from a really young age and it sounds like they want that to make people loyal customers for life. That's pretty clever, but at the same time I'm not sure if it's a good thing. I mean, do we really need corporations making decisions about what our kids are learning in school? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
๐Ÿค” so like google wants to get kids hooked on chromebooks and youtube from a young age... ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ป they think it'll help them become super loyal customers in the future? ๐Ÿค‘ but isn't that kinda creepy? ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ like, are they trying to raise little google fans or something?

draw a simple diagram of a kid's brain with a giant googling logo in the center...

anywayz... experts are saying that maybe google's plan is more about making money than actually helping kids learn... ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ“š what do you think? should google focus on education or just make us all chromebook-loving zombies? ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ธ
 
๐Ÿค” I mean, can you blame them? Kids these days are glued to their screens anyway, so it's like Google is just trying to get 'em hooked from a young age ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ป. And let's be real, who doesn't love Chromebooks? They're basically the laptops of the future... or at least that's what Google wants you to think ๐Ÿ˜‚.

But seriously, I'm kinda curious about this whole thing. If Google is really trying to support education, why not just give schools some free software and let them figure it out on their own? Instead, they're investing big time in marketing and making sure those Chromebooks are the ones flying around classrooms everywhere ๐Ÿค‘. And what's up with YouTube being a "pipeline" for future users? Sounds like just another way to get kids hooked on online content ๐Ÿ“บ.

It's all about brand loyalty, folks! Google wants to create a loyal customer base that'll stick by them forever ๐Ÿค. But what if they're sacrificing some actual education value in the process? That's where experts come in - I hope they can dig up some more info and give us a clearer picture of what's going on ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ก
 
๐Ÿค” I'm low-key worried about this. Did you see those numbers on how much time kids spend on YouTube? Like 40+ hours a week! That's crazy. And now Google wants to be their go-to platform? ๐Ÿš€ It sounds like they're trying to hook 'em young and keep 'em hooked for life. According to a study, 75% of users who start using a brand at a young age become loyal customers. So yeah, it makes sense that they'd want to get in on the ground floor. But what about online safety? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ I mean, we're talking about kids here! ๐Ÿ“š The stats show that 60% of parents trust Google with their kid's online activity... but what if they don't know how much influence Google has over their decisions? ๐Ÿค‘

Here are some charts to give you an idea:

* 40+ hours/week spent on YouTube
* 75% of users who start young become loyal customers
* 60% of parents trust Google with their kid's online activity

Source: Pew Research Center, eMarketer
 
I'm kinda concerned about Google's move to get kids hooked on their stuff from a young age ๐Ÿค”. It sounds like they're trying to create a lifelong fanbase, which is pretty cool I guess, but also kinda weird that it's all about the money ๐Ÿ’ธ. I mean, shouldn't education be about helping kids learn and grow, not just becoming loyal customers? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

It's interesting that Google's own internal documents mention trying to "hook students as future customers" โ€“ what does that even mean?! Are they saying that if we teach kids how to use their stuff from a young age, they'll be more likely to buy it later in life? That's pretty cynical, if you ask me ๐Ÿ˜.

I'm also wondering about the implications of blocking YouTube in schools and making it safe for kids. What's the point of having an app that's meant for education if it's just gonna be blocked or restricted all the time? ๐Ÿคฏ It feels like Google is more interested in getting its foot in the door than actually helping kids learn ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ.
 
I just saw the cutest vid of a puppy learning to skate ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฆ. I mean, have you ever seen something so adorable? I swear, it's like they're born with skates on their little paws or something ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway, back to Google and schools... but let's be real, who doesn't love watching cute animal vids all day? ๐Ÿคฃ
 
I'm getting a bad feeling about this... it feels like Google is trying to get their hooks into kids before they even know what they want ๐Ÿค”. Back in my day, we didn't need all these fancy gadgets and apps just to learn. We had textbooks, chalkboards, and actual human teachers who cared. Now, I'm not saying Google can't be helpful with education, but this feels like a marketing ploy on steroids ๐Ÿ’ธ. What's next? Them trying to sell us Google-branded everything from the time we're born until we're old and grey ๐Ÿ˜‚?
 
I'm kinda weirded out by Google's plans to get kids into their ecosystem ๐Ÿค”. Like, isn't that just a bit manipulative? They're basically trying to make us all lifelong customers without even asking what we want ๐Ÿค‘. And it's not like they're going to be transparent about how they're using our data... I mean, have you seen those YouTube kids' content recommendations? It's like they know exactly what's gonna appeal to a kid and just go with it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
 
๐Ÿค” I'm kinda worried about this one... Like, Google's main goal seems to be getting kids hooked on their products from a young age, which makes me think it's not just about helping them learn ๐Ÿ“š. It sounds like they're trying to create a lifelong customer base, which is not so cool if you ask me ๐Ÿ˜. I mean, shouldn't the focus be on providing quality education and resources for kids, not on making money off of them? ๐Ÿค‘ And what's with YouTube being touted as a way to get future users... that just feels super manipulative ๐Ÿค–.
 
๐Ÿค” This is wild. So Google is basically trying to get our kids hooked on their products from a super young age? Like, it's not just an app or a website, it's a whole ecosystem that they're trying to control. I don't think that's a good idea at all. What if these kids grow up and start making decisions without thinking for themselves because they've been conditioned by Google from the get-go? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

And another thing, what about all the other brands out there trying to do the same thing? Is it just Google or is everyone doing this? ๐Ÿค‘ It's like, how are we supposed to know who's really invested in education and who's just trying to sell us stuff? I think we need to be more transparent about these kinds of things. ๐Ÿ’ก
 
๐Ÿค” I mean, think about it... Google is just trying to get their hooks into our kids from a super young age. They're basically grooming them to be lifelong customers, right? And it's not like they're being transparent about what they want - the internal docs are only coming out now because of some lawsuit. It's all so... sketchy.

And let's be real, who needs education when you can have a device that'll make sure your kid's glued to YouTube for the rest of their life? ๐Ÿ“บ I mean, it sounds like Google's got some pretty sweet marketing strategy going on here - get the parents hooked and they'll do whatever it takes to keep their kids from "unhooking" from their products. Not exactly the most reassuring thing when you think about it.

I just don't trust Google's motives as much as I thought... ๐Ÿ˜’
 
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