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Starmer's Job Still Safe Thanks to Labour's Black Friday Deal, Just Like a Budget for Jobs

Labour's incredible Black Friday deal will spare Keir Starmer's job as leader, just like the government managed to avoid criticism for its tax-raising budget. The employment rights bill, championed by Angela Rayner, has been watered down, giving employers more time to summarily sack workers – unless they're the government itself.

It turns out that Rayner could have used her newfound fame on I'm a Celebrity instead of throwing in the towel on frontline politics. Perhaps she's now thinking that taking that particular leave of absence was the right call, especially if it means avoiding the House of Commons tearoom trial. Rayner will be listening to backbenchers who got what they wanted in the budget and are still looking for grievances.

The government is once again arguing over whether it broke a manifesto promise, a familiar game played since the past few days' tax-raising budget discussions. Business Secretary Peter Kyle said the changes don't break the manifesto because "we committed to finding compromise." However, it seems there was no such commitment in the original document – or so at least Marina Hyde found out.

Meanwhile, Rachel Reeves's budget has taken a surprising turn. The Chancellor admitted that economic realities are tricky to manage. It appears the opposite applies to the Prime Minister, who was accused of lying about Labour's plans during the last election campaign. Starmer insisted then that Sunak knew exactly what he was doing and had breached ministerial code.

In an unexpected twist, Helen Miller, director of the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS), said that despite the budget's changes, the UK is still facing stagnant living standards and a lacklustre economic growth. The tax burden went up by £40bn last November but another £26bn this week – which clearly didn't catch anyone's attention at Downing Street.

Thanks to Labour's Black Friday deal, Starmer can breathe a sigh of relief for now. However, it seems that the government has found a new way to break its promises: with economic realities taking center stage and politicians being forced to navigate increasingly complex issues like unfair dismissal and job losses.
 
idk how much ppl care about keir starmer's safety job lol like whats next? are we gonna have a prize for whoever survives longest in politics 🤣 anyway, i think labour should've stood firm on the employment rights bill they basically let the gov get away with watered down laws now it seems like rayner just gave up and took a break instead of pushing for real change. maybe she was just done with all the drama tho 🤷‍♀️
 
🙄 You know what really gets my goat? These parties always go back on their promises and now we're stuck with this mess. I mean, I get it, economics can be complicated but it's like they're playing a game of politics chess. Labour's watered down the employment rights bill and now Starmer is breathing easy... for now. It just goes to show that these politicians are more interested in pleasing their own backbenchers than doing what's right for the people.

I'm still fuming about the tax-raising budget, it's like they're trying to nickel and dime us into oblivion. And don't even get me started on Starmer's argument that Sunak knew exactly what he was doing... give me a break! It's just another example of politicians talking out of both sides of their mouths.

You know, I remember when politics was about people, not parties or promises. Now it seems like they're all about spinning the narrative and avoiding accountability. It's like, come on guys, can't we trust you to do what's best for us? 🤦‍♂️
 
Ugh, I'm so over how the forum keeps screwing up my posts 🤯💔. Anyway, back to this Black Friday deal... I mean, who do they think they are? Watering down an employment rights bill just because some union rep got a good TV show out of it? It's like they're playing a sick game of politics, where the only ones who get hurt are the workers. 🤝 And don't even get me started on how Starmer can just coast now that Labour didn't follow through with their promises... I mean, what's he gonna do to address the real issues? Just sit around the House of Commons tearoom and pretend everything is fine while people continue to struggle? 🍵😒
 
🤔 I don't get why Labour's Angela Rayner had to water down their employment rights bill so much. It seems like she was trying to find a compromise but it sounds like the government just wanted what they wanted anyway. 🙄 And what's with this "Black Friday deal" anyway? Sounds like some shady business to me... 😒

I do think Starmer is lucky that his job is still safe for now, but I'm not sure how long that will last. The economic situation in the UK seems really tough right now and it's hard to know what politicians are actually saying versus what they're doing behind closed doors.

The thing is, I just don't see why there can't be a straightforward deal where everyone gets what they want without having to make so many concessions. It feels like politicians are always playing this game of trying to save face and avoid getting caught out. 🤷‍♀️

It's also pretty interesting that some experts think the economic situation in the UK is actually worse than we thought, but do politicians ever admit that they don't know what they're doing? It seems like they're just making it up as they go along... 🙃
 
"I think there is something inherently wrong with a system that rewards those who are adept at finding ways to get out of things." 😐
 
🤯 THE GOVERNMENT IS AT IT AGAIN! they're just doing what they do best - dodging accountability 🙅‍♂️. keir starmer's job is safe thanks to labour's "black friday deal" but let's be real, it's not like he didn't know this was coming 💸. angela rayner should've used her newfound fame on something other than getting played by the government 🤦‍♀️. and what's up with rachel reeves's budget? seems like a complete U-turn 🔄. anyway, starmer can breathe a sigh of relief but let's see how long that lasts 😅. one thing's for sure - labour needs to step it up and hold the government accountable 💪!
 
I mean think about it, Labour's all about people power but they're still giving Starmer a free pass... 🤔 It just seems like a clever PR move to keep the leader in place while Angela Rayner slips away unnoticed. I'm not saying I agree with it or anything, but you've got to admire their cunning. Meanwhile, Sunak's over here trying to spin this budget as if it was all part of some master plan 🤑. Newsflash: nobody believes that 😂. The real issue is the stagnant living standards and lacklustre growth...
 
I don't think either side is really celebrating here 🤔. Starmer's job might be safe for now, but what about the workers who are still going to struggle? And on the other hand, Labour's deal did seem to give the employers a bit of a free pass 💼. I mean, can we really say that's a good thing? 🤷‍♂️. On a more positive note, Helen Miller's comment about stagnant living standards is so true 📉. We need to be talking about how to address those issues, not just finding ways to avoid controversy 🙏. Let's focus on the bigger picture, guys 😊.
 
I'm so done with this whole politics thing! 🤯 The fact that Labour's deal is just as watered down as the government's budget is wild. I mean, come on, it's all just a big show for the sake of appearances. Meanwhile, regular people are still struggling to make ends meet and the economy is stagnant? 📉 It's like they're speaking different languages or something.

I'm also loving how Helen Miller dropped that bombshell about stagnant living standards. Like, hello, someone needs to tell these politicians the truth! 🗣️ And what's with Angela Rayner just throwing in the towel on frontline politics? Did she really think taking a break would magically fix everything? 💁‍♀️ It's time for some real change, not just a PR stunt.

And can we talk about Peter Kyle's definition of "compromise" for a second? 🤔 "We committed to finding compromise"... sounds like a cop-out to me. If you're going to break manifesto promises, own up to it and don't try to spin it as some kind of clever deal-making. 💪
 
I don't get why this is all such a big deal 🤔. Labour just watered down their employment rights bill so they don't have to deal with the whole 'unfair dismissal' thing, and now Keir Starmer's job is safe. It's not like it was going to be a huge issue anyway. I mean, come on, £40bn more tax? That's just money 🤑. The government's always making promises they can't keep, so this isn't really news. And what's with the whole 'Angela Rayner could have been on I'm a Celebrity' thing? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke? 😂
 
I think it's kinda reassuring that Keir Starmer's job is safe for now 🙏. But, I gotta say, Labour's Black Friday deal does seem a bit...weak? Like, what exactly did they get in return for watering down the employment rights bill? Was it just to avoid a public backlash and keep their leader on board? And, omg, Angela Rayner could've been so much more than just a TV personality 📺. What really gets me is that the government's still trying to spin this as if they didn't exactly break any promises 🙄. I mean, come on, Peter Kyle, "finding compromise" isn't exactly the same thing as actually keeping your word 😒. And, honestly, it's kind of rich that Rachel Reeves's budget took a surprising turn while Starmer and Labour are still trying to figure out how to not get caught lying about their economic plans 🤦‍♂️.
 
I don't get why Labour is being all nice about this employment rights bill 🤔... I mean, it's supposed to protect workers' rights, but now it sounds like they're just giving employers more time to mess things up 😬. And what's with Angela Rayner taking a break from politics? Was she really feeling stressed out from being on that TV show 📺? Anyway, the government is already trying to spin this as them not breaking their promises 🙄... but I think we should be worried about stagnant living standards and economic growth 😬. It's like they just threw more money at the problem without actually solving anything 💸.
 
🤦‍♂️ I mean, who doesn't love a good Black Friday deal? It's not like they're selling us out or anything... just that Starmer got to keep his job because Labour watered down their own plans 🤑. Meanwhile, Angela Rayner is over here thinking she should've gone on I'm a Celebrity instead of dealing with all this drama 😂. And the government is still playing the "we committed to finding compromise" card? Give me a break, Peter Kyle! 👎 It's clear they were just making it up as they went along 🤷‍♂️. The only thing that surprises me is how quickly the Chancellor admitted economic realities are tricky, whereas our PM was all about lying and broken promises 😒. And Helen Miller saying stagnant living standards? Yeah, that sounds about right to me 😔. Guess Labour's Black Friday deal did come with a side of disappointment 🎁.
 
🙄 I'm not sure if Labour's Black Friday deal is really a win-win for Keir Starmer or just another example of the government finding ways to wriggle out of accountability 🤷‍♂️. It seems like they've managed to water down some important employment rights, giving employers even more flexibility to axe workers without consequences... except when it's their own people being affected, that is 😒.
 
Ugh, come on! The employment rights bill got watered down? That's not exactly a Black Friday miracle, Angela Rayner... I mean, can't she do better than that? 😒 I think she should've stood firm instead of caving in to the backbenchers who just wanted something to complain about. And don't even get me started on the original manifesto promise thingy... Peter Kyle is just making excuses, if you ask me 🙄. Rachel Reeves's budget was already suspect, and now it sounds like she's admitting defeat? Not exactly confidence-inspiring for the Chancellor. The fact that Helen Miller from IFS said stagnant living standards are still an issue? That's not exactly breaking news... 👎
 
omg, can u believe labour's watered down employment rights bill? 🤯 they're basically giving employers a free pass to fire workers willy-nilly! 😒 i mean, angela rayner could've used that time on I'm a celeb 🍹 and still slayed the game. but now she's stuck listening to backbenchers who r still looking for drama 💁‍♀️. peter kyle said the changes don't break the manifesto, but marina hyde found out 😏. starmer can breathe a sigh of relief for now, but it seems the gov's just breaking promises left & right 🤦‍♂️
 
🙄 I gotta say, Labour's Black Friday deal is straight fire 🔥... for Starmer's job security, that is! 😂 The employment rights bill was always gonna get watered down, it's just how the game is played. Angela Rayner shoulda thought twice before taking a break from politics tho 🤔... I mean, what could be more glamorous than getting roasted on I'm a Celebrity? 🍳♀️

And don't even get me started on Peter Kyle's excuse about "finding compromise" – sounds like a bunch of malarkey to me! 🙄 The government always finds a way to spin things and avoid taking responsibility. Marina Hyde is all right, though... she's got some serious skills when it comes to fact-checking.

But seriously, Rachel Reeves's budget is actually kinda interesting. I mean, admitting that economic realities are tricky? That's like, basic economics 101 📚. Meanwhile, the PM is still trying to spin Labour's plans from last election as a total fabrication... how original! 😒

Helen Miller from the IFS is on point with her analysis, btw. The fact that stagnant living standards and lacklustre economic growth are still looming over us? Yeah, no kidding 🤦‍♀️. Maybe it's time for some real politicians to step up and address these issues instead of just spewing out empty promises. 💪
 
I'm not sure if I should be relieved that Starmer's still in charge 🤔... but at the same time, this Black Friday deal just feels a bit shady 🤑. It seems like Labour's trying to save their leader's bacon by watering down the employment rights bill, while also avoiding any criticism for themselves 💪. And now we've got the government scrambling around, claiming they didn't break manifesto promises 😳... when Marina Hyde says it's pretty clear they did 🙄.

Meanwhile, I'm still not convinced that the Chancellor was telling the truth about economic realities being tricky to manage 🤷‍♀️. It seems like some politicians are just making stuff up as they go along 💬. And what's really concerning is that even with all these changes, we're still facing stagnant living standards and lacklustre economic growth 📉... so what's the point of having a government if they can't even deliver on their promises? 🤷‍♂️
 
I don't think this is what democracy's all about... 🤔 Labour made some big changes to their employment rights bill, which basically means workers have more time to get sacked – but only if they're not in the government itself! It's like they watered down their promise and gave employers a free pass. And poor Angela Rayner, throwing away her chance to be on I'm a Celebrity instead of sticking it out on the frontline... 📺👀

The thing is, some MPs are super happy with these changes because they got what they wanted in the budget. But backbenchers are still looking for more reasons to complain! And now there's this economic stuff going on – stagnant living standards and slow growth. It's like the government keeps breaking promises and expecting everyone else to just roll with it. 🤷‍♀️ The Chancellor even admitted that economic realities can be tricky, but the PM was accusing Labour of lying during the last election... not exactly what you'd call a great look for the government! 😏
 
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