omg starmer is totes safe lol 
the black friday deal saved him from jk what's going on in labour tho?? angela rayner throwing away her chance at fame on i'm a celebrity 
rachel reeves' budget took a weird turn but i guess that's not as bad as starmer's dodgy election claims 
marina hyde is low-key the real hero here 
and helen miller speaking truth to power about stagnant living standards 
the black friday deal saved him from jk what's going on in labour tho?? angela rayner throwing away her chance at fame on i'm a celebrity rachel reeves' budget took a weird turn but i guess that's not as bad as starmer's dodgy election claims marina hyde is low-key the real hero here and helen miller speaking truth to power about stagnant living standards 
so Labour's doing this "Black Friday deal" thingy & Keir Starmer's job is still safe lol 
the employment rights bill got watered down & now employers can sack workers whenever they want... unless they're part of the gov't fam 
, he's still leader lol but labour's black friday deal is just watered down so employers can sack workers anytime 
... angela rayner shoulda used her fame from i'm a celeb to push for better policies instead of gettin all political 
... meanwhile, the gov't is still arguein about their manifesto promises 
... rachel reeves's budget took an unexpected turn but starmer thinks sunak knew what he was doin' 
... the gov't broke another promise 
, just by admitin economic realities are tricky to manage 
... what's next? 
. And what's with the government trying to argue over whether they broke their manifesto promises? Like, come on guys, make up your minds already!