Congratulations everyone! Starmer survives another week, and it's only cost us Β£26bn | Marina Hyde

omg starmer is totes safe lol 🀣 the black friday deal saved him from jk what's going on in labour tho?? angela rayner throwing away her chance at fame on i'm a celebrity πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€ rachel reeves' budget took a weird turn but i guess that's not as bad as starmer's dodgy election claims πŸ‘€πŸ’β€β™€οΈ marina hyde is low-key the real hero here πŸ‘ and helen miller speaking truth to power about stagnant living standards πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ“‰
 
OMG 🀯 so Labour's doing this "Black Friday deal" thingy & Keir Starmer's job is still safe lol πŸ˜‚ I mean, it's not like he did anything wrong or anything... πŸ™„ the employment rights bill got watered down & now employers can sack workers whenever they want... unless they're part of the gov't fam πŸ‘ it's kinda funny that Angela Rayner could've used her newfound fame on I'm a Celebrity instead of throwing in the towel on frontline politics πŸŽ‰
 
idk what's goin on w/ Keir Starmer πŸ€”, he's still leader lol but labour's black friday deal is just watered down so employers can sack workers anytime 😬... angela rayner shoulda used her fame from i'm a celeb to push for better policies instead of gettin all political πŸ“š... meanwhile, the gov't is still arguein about their manifesto promises πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ... rachel reeves's budget took an unexpected turn but starmer thinks sunak knew what he was doin' πŸ™„... and now it seems like politicians gotta navigate complex issues like unfair dismissal & job losses 🚨... the gov't broke another promise πŸ“, just by admitin economic realities are tricky to manage πŸ’Έ... what's next? πŸ€”
 
lol imagine angela rayner spending her time on I'm a Celebrity instead of fighting for workers' rights what would she have won, 10 million quid or the respect of the nation? 🀣 anyway, seems like starmer's got some breathing room but only for now, when will uk politics start making sense again?
 
Ugh, this Labour deal is just another example of how no one's really holding anyone accountable πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. It's all about getting re-elected, even if it means watering down policies that were supposed to help workers. I mean, Angela Rayner just gave up on frontline politics because she couldn't handle the drama... and now she's just another face in the crowd πŸ™ƒ. And what's with the government trying to argue over whether they broke their manifesto promises? Like, come on guys, make up your minds already! πŸ€”
 
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