Ugh, can you even imagine living in a place that's literally begging to be washed away? I mean, 57.01 feet?! That's insane! And the fact that it's not even an isolated incident, but part of some massive atmospheric river that just won't quit... 
It's like Mother Nature is trying to tell us something, you know? Like, we need to get our act together and take care of ourselves before we become a laughingstock. I mean, 14 river locations expected to reach major flood stage? That's not even counting the ones that aren't getting the same attention. It's like they're all just piling up their drama on top of each other. And don't even get me started on the power outages and travel difficulties... can you imagine having to deal with that?! 
It's like Mother Nature is trying to tell us something, you know? Like, we need to get our act together and take care of ourselves before we become a laughingstock. I mean, 14 river locations expected to reach major flood stage? That's not even counting the ones that aren't getting the same attention. It's like they're all just piling up their drama on top of each other. And don't even get me started on the power outages and travel difficulties... can you imagine having to deal with that?! 
. flood warnings are super important, especially when it comes to places like the Pacific Northwest where the soil is all dry and stuff. ugh, my heart goes out to all those ppl affected by this storm 
. the NWS Director's warning about water levels being a challenge makes total sense - i mean, we've seen what happens when dams burst in other parts of the world 
. anywayz, fingers crossed that everyone stays safe & dry! 