HMRC insists I am dead. How do I convince it I'm not?

HMRC has taken it upon itself to inform me that I'm dead – a shocking twist in my ongoing battle with the tax authorities. The root cause? A national insurance (NI) number mistake that's left me with two numbers, one belonging to someone who's long since passed away.

In 1991, I received this number while working in the UK for six years. Fast forward to 2015, when HMRC couldn't find it on their system and issued a temporary replacement – only to leave it behind after I returned. Despite my repeated attempts to reclaim my original number, including lengthy phone calls and visits to the offices, I've been met with stonewalling.

The most recent development has seen me labeled as "deceased" by HMRC, prompting an application for state pension forecast. It's infuriating to be told I'm dead when, in fact, I'm alive and kicking – albeit with a bit of bureaucratic baggage.

An investigation into how this error occurred seems to have been put on hold indefinitely, with HMRC citing the passage of time as the reason. The reality is that I've spent years chasing my tail, while they've managed to rectify the issue in just five days – an eyebrow-raising display of efficiency.

Now, I'm being told to apply for a new NI number from the Department for Work and Pensions, which will hopefully retrieve and merge my previous numbers. However, with my current employment records entwined with those of someone who's no longer alive, I have low confidence that this process will unfold without major hiccups.

To add insult to injury, HMRC has offered a paltry £250 in compensation – hardly a satisfactory resolution given the distress caused by their botched handling. It's clear that I'll need professional advice to untangle my employment records and ensure I don't miss out on any entitlements or saddled with liabilities as a result of this mess.

Ultimately, HMRC's response has been underwhelming, suggesting that it was only when I threatened to go public with their mistakes that they finally decided to act. As someone who's had enough of being treated like a non-entity by the tax authorities, I'll be keeping a close eye on how things unfold – and hoping for a more satisfactory outcome than the one offered so far.
 
I don’t usually comment but… I feel kinda bad for this guy 😔. Like, who expects to get told they're dead by the tax office? It's not exactly reassuring when you're trying to sort out your finances and instead you get a shocker that someone else has been using your number all these years 🤯. The fact that it took them five days to fix the issue is pretty impressive, I guess 😊. But £250 in compensation? That just seems like a slap on the wrist 🤑. You'd think they'd at least offer more support or something, considering how much stress this must be causing him 🤕. I hope he gets the help he needs to sort out his records and catch up with whatever benefits he's missed 🤞
 
can u believe this? i mean, two numbers that are supposed to identify u as a living breathing human being but ended up getting mixed with some old dead dude's info? its like they're playing a bad game of tax authorities bingo and i'm just stuck in the middle 🤯💸. the fact that it took them 5 days to fix the issue is just laughable, especially considering how much time & energy i've wasted on this whole ordeal. £250 compo? are u kiddin me?! thats like throwin a bone to a dog 🐶😒. seriously tho, im gonna have to get a lawyer involved to make sure im not taken advantage of here...
 
🙄 I feel you fam! Been there done that with my own experiences with HMRC 🤦‍♂️. They just keep messing with your records, leaving you to wonder if they're even paying attention. It's crazy how quickly they got their act together and fixed the issue in 5 days, but then they have the nerve to tell you you're dead? 😒

I'd be so stoked if they offered a decent compensation package, but £250 is just, like, a drop in the bucket 💸. You need pro advice to sort out your records, and I'm sure it's gonna be a nightmare 🤯. Hope you keep fighting for what's yours, cuz 💪🏽. Remember, we got each other 👫
 
😩📝💼 Oh man, this is so ridiculous! How can they mess up something that basic? One number mistake and suddenly you're "deceased"? 🤯 It's like they just want to give people a hard time. I've heard of HMRC being slow, but this is just crazy. A £250 compensation package? That's not even close to making up for the stress and hassle they caused you. You need to get someone on your side who can help you sort out all these employment records and make sure you don't miss out on anything important. This whole experience has been a nightmare, but at least it's finally getting attention now... kind of 😒
 
I feel me old bones gettin' all worked up just readin' this 🤯! What's goin' on with HMRC nowadays? It's like they're tryin' to make people's lives even more complicated! I remember when you could just call 'em up and sort things out, no fuss, no muss. Nowadays it's all automated and whatnot. And £250 in compensation? That's a laugh 🤣! In my day, we didn't get compensated for bein' messed around by the authorities, we just dealt with it.

And don't even get me started on these new-fangled applications and investigations... give me a break! Just sort it out already! I'm not sure what's more annoyin', the fact that you're dead in their books or the fact that they're actin' like it. Get your affairs sorted, mate! It's time to bring out the big guns – get yourself some proper advice and show 'em who's boss. And if all else fails... well, let's just say I've heard of people goin' to those dodgy tax consultants on the High Street 😉
 
This is just ridiculous! 🤯 The fact that HMRC made this mistake in the first place is appalling enough, but to label someone as deceased when they're actually alive is just cruel 😔. I mean, can't we get it together? 💁‍♀️ It's not like this was a one-off error – it seems like it's happened to others too 🤝.

£250 in compensation? Are you kidding me? 💸 That's not even a decent cup of coffee ☕️. And what about the stress and anxiety caused by all this? Don't they owe us some kind of apology or support? 🤔

I'm with you, friend – we need to keep fighting for our rights and holding these institutions accountable! 💪 We can't let them get away with this level of incompetence and disregard for human life (or at least, the appearance of it) 😂. It's time for change, and I say we make some noise about it 🗣️! #JusticeForTheMisidentified #TaxAuthorityBlunders #FairnessMatters
 
OMG 🤯 I'm literally shaking my head over this HMRC mistake... like, who mistakes you for being dead? 😂 I mean, I've had some weird online interactions before, but this is just crazy! And £250 in compensation? That's not even a funny joke amount 💸. It sounds like they're really struggling with their systems, though - five days to fix it is super fast considering how long you've been dealing with the issue 🙄. I would totally seek professional help too, that sounds like a nightmare to sort out 👀. Did you have to take time off work because of this? 🤔
 
OMG, this is just great 🤯... HMRC can't even get their own info straight and now they're claiming you're dead? Like, what's next? They'll send you a death notice in the mail? 😂 But seriously, 5 days to fix the issue? That's almost as annoying as being told you're dead in the first place. And £250 in "compensation"? Are they kidding me? 🤑 I mean, I feel for you dude, but it sounds like they've been dragging their feet on this one. You're gonna need some serious help untangling your records and dealing with all the fallout from this mess... good luck with that 💁‍♂️
 
🙄 ugh i cant even imagine dealing with this kind of bs from HMRC its like they got their wires crossed or something but noooo they just label you as dead instead of fixing the problem properly 5 days to fix the issue is laughable and £250 in compensation is basically a slap in the face im so done with being treated like i dont exist anyone who's had to deal with this kinda thing can relate rn? how do u even get your records untangled after this kind of mess?
 
OMG, you can't believe it 🤯! 1 in 4 people will receive an incorrect NI number at some point - that's like 25% of the population 😳. The UK government has spent over £1.5 billion on HMRC since 2010 and they still manage to mess up something as simple as a phone number 📞.

Did you know that it takes an average of 3 months for people to resolve their issues with HMRC? That's like, forever! 🕰️. And if you're not lucky enough to get them sorted out in under 30 days, you'll be considered "delinquent" and might even face penalties ⚠️.

The £250 compensation they offered is like, what, 0.05% of the value of your lost pension? Not exactly a satisfying resolution 😔. You're right to seek professional advice - I'd do the same if I were in your shoes 🤑. Keep us updated on how things go - it's gonna be a wild ride! 💥
 
I feel me 😩. Can you believe HMRC is trying to tell people they're dead? I mean, what's next? They're gonna send out death certificates with tax refunds 🤑? It's just not right. And £250 in compensation? That's like saying sorry for a typo on your tax return 📝. You need expert help to sort this out and it's just not fair that people have to deal with all this hassle. I remember when you could actually talk to someone at the tax office without having to wait 5 minutes just to get an answer 💬. Now, it's all online and automated, but sometimes that means things fall through the cracks... 🤦‍♂️
 
OMG, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!! 🤯 i cant believe hmrca would mistake someone for dead just because of a small error with their ni number! its like they're trying to drive people crazy! 😩 and £250 in compensation is LIKE, NOT EVEN A BUMP IN THE ROAD FOR SOMEONE WHO'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS STUFF! 🚧 i feel bad for this guy who's been chasing his tail for years already and now he has to deal with even more red tape just to get his life sorted out. 💼 idk what hmrca is thinking, but they need to get their act together and make things right ASAP or else people are gonna take matters into their own hands! 😡
 
😒 the whole thing sounds like a total nightmare 🤯 to get mixed up with someone else's dead number and have them treat you like you're deceased is just infuriating 😡 especially when it takes five days to fix the issue compared to years of dealing with red tape 💼 what's even more annoying is that they're only offering £250 in compensation 🤑 which doesn't come close to making up for the distress caused 👎 i think it's crazy that you had to go through all this just because of a simple mistake 🤦‍♂️
 
omg can you believe this? 🤯 i mean i've all heard horror stories about dealing with government agencies but this is just ridiculous. HMRC needs to get its act together! 💼 the fact that they messed up your NI number for like 20 years and now you're being treated like a ghost person is just unacceptable. £250 in compensation? come on, that's not even enough to cover a decent cuppa 🍵. i feel so sorry for you having to deal with all this bureaucratic red tape. you need to get some professional help ASAP and make sure they can't mess up your records any further 💪.
 
I gotta say, this HMRC debacle is a total mess 🤯! If they can't even get their own records straight, who's to trust them? It's ridiculous that it took them 5 days to fix the issue, but then some 😂. The £250 compensation is laughable, considering the stress and time wasted on this whole ordeal.

What I find really annoying is how HMRC treated you like a non-entity, labeling you as "deceased" without even verifying it 🙄. It's like they just gave up trying to help you. And now you're stuck with professional advice and who knows what kind of headaches? Not cool, HMRC 😒.

I think we need to ask some tough questions about the system's accountability and how it can be improved 🤔. We can't keep expecting taxpayers to deal with these kinds of issues on their own, especially when they're already stressed out enough trying to make ends meet 💸. Something needs to change, or else people are going to lose patience altogether ⚠️.
 
OMG, can you even believe this is happening to someone?! 🤯 Like, HMRC takes 5 whole days to fix their own mistake but leaves me dealing with this "deceased" label for years? It's like something out of a movie, you know? 😂 They're basically saying I'm dead when in reality I'm just trying to live my best life and pay taxes on time.

And don't even get me started on the compensation – £250 is like, what?! For all the stress and hassle they caused me? That's not even a good joke, it's like they're trolling us at this point 😒.

I totally get why I need professional help to untangle my records now. This whole experience has been super frustrating, but I'm gonna keep an eye on how things play out. Maybe someone from the right TV show, like "Black Mirror", will come along and create a storyline about HMRC's bureaucratic shenanigans 📺💻
 
I'm telling you, something fishy went down here! 🤔 They label someone "deceased" out of nowhere and it's all because of a simple mistake? That's like saying I got a free lunch just because I accidentally ordered at McDonald's 🍔😂. No, no, there's more to this story than meets the eye. The timing couldn't be off more - they only spring into action when someone threatens to expose them? That's some shady stuff right there! 💼 And let's not forget that paltry £250 in compensation... that's like throwing a bone to a hungry dog 🐕. Someone needs to dig deeper and get to the bottom of this. I'm onto you, HMRC! 🔍
 
I CANT BELIEVE THE STATE OF HMRC!!! THEYVE BEEN TREATING THIS GUY LIKE HE'S DEAD FOR YEARS AND NOW THEYRE JUST HANDING HIM A PALTRY £250 COMPENSATION FOR THEIR MISTAKE?! I MEAN COME ON, £250 ISNT EVEN ENOUGH TO COVER A DAY OF MY LIFE, LET ALONE THE YEARS OF STRESS AND ANXIETY IM SURE THIS GUY HAD WHILE TRYING TO GET HIS TAX ISSUES SORTED OUT!! IT SEEMS LIKE THEYRE JUST TRYING TO COVER THEIR OWN BACKS RATHER THAN ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE WHO NEED IT. THIS IS WHY I THINK WE NEED MORE TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY IN GOVERNMENT, SO STUFF LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!!!
 
Ugh 😩🙄, can't believe HMRC is messing up my life like this 🤯! One mistake leads to all these problems 🤦‍♀️... two NI numbers, dead person's number, and now I'm labeled as deceased 👻😱. Five days it took them to fix the issue, what a joke 🙄🕰️. They're so slow 🔥, while I've been stuck in limbo for years ⏰.

£250 compensation? Are they kidding me? 😂 That's not even enough to cover my stress levels 🤯. And now I have to go through the hassle of getting a new NI number and fixing all my records 💼... so frustrating! 😩

I need professional help ASAP 🚨, don't want to miss out on any benefits or get stuck with bad debt 🤑. Thanks for sharing your crazy experience 🤫, hope you get it sorted soon 🤞 👍
 
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