How “Bitcoin Jesus” avoided prison, thanks to one of the “Friends of Trump”

In a stunning turn of events, cryptocurrency billionaire Roger Ver - known as "Bitcoin Jesus" for his early evangelism for digital currency - has avoided prison time thanks to the influence of former President Donald Trump's Justice Department.

Ver was facing millions in tax evasion charges and was wanted by the US for extradition from Spain, where he had been living under indictment. His top-flight legal defense team had failed around half a dozen times to persuade the Justice Department to back down. However, Ver's case took a dramatic turn when his new lawyer, Christopher Kise, who has close ties to Trump, stepped in.

Kise worked with other Trump appointees, including Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche and Associate Deputy Attorney General Ketan Bhirud, who oversaw the criminal tax division prosecuting Ver. The team pushed for an agreement that would allow Ver to avoid prison time and pay a monetary penalty instead.

The unusual deal was brokered by Kise and his team, who successfully negotiated with the government to settle the case. As part of the agreement, Ver admitted to "willful" failure to report and pay taxes on all his bitcoin, but turned over $50 million - roughly the size of the tax bill prosecutors said he dodged.

The deal was seen as a major victory for the Trump administration's efforts to roll back aggressive enforcement of white-collar crimes. Critics say that it sends a message that wealth and influence can be used to avoid accountability for financial wrongdoing.
 
omg can't believe roger ver just dodged prison time 🤯🚫😱 he was facing millions in tax evasion charges and now he's just gonna pay 50 million dollars like that? seems kinda fishy to me, but idk how much of this is politics and how much is just roger ver being super rich and influential 😒🤑 anyway, guess we'll have to wait and see how this all plays out 💸👀
 
man, this whole thing got me thinking... what does it say about our system when someone like Roger Ver, who allegedly dodged millions in taxes, gets off scot-free thanks to his connections? 🤔 is it a sign that the wealthy and powerful have too much influence over the justice system? or just a reflection of how hard it is for regular people to navigate these complex web of laws and loopholes?

and what's the real cost here? We're paying $50 million in "penalties" to let Ver off, but at what human cost? did we really save a man from prison time? or did we just create a new set of rules that allow for more tax evasion and financial crimes to go unpunished?

it's like, can't we design our system so that everyone plays by the same rules, regardless of who they are or how much money they have?
 
omg can't believe this 🤯 ver got away scot free 🤑 i mean what does this even say about the justice system in the us? like he dodged 8 figures in taxes and now he's just gotta pay a fraction of it 🤑 plus its not like he admitted to anything major or was truly sorry for his actions... feels like rich ppl still get treated differently than normal folk 🤷‍♂️
 
🚨💸 oh man this is a big one! so basically rich guy Roger Ver got off scot free, like literally avoided prison time 🚫 due to the connections of his new lawyer Christopher Kise, who's buddies with Trump 🤝. I mean i get it, wealth and influence can be powerful tools, but c'mon, justice should be served right? The fact that he only had to pay $50 million instead of millions in prison time is just ridiculous 💸👀 and now its a message for the rest of us that if we're rich and connected, we might not have to follow the rules 🤷‍♂️.
 
omg this is wild 🤯 like what even is going on with roger ver? he literally dodged prison time cuz his new lawyer has trump connections 💸🚫 i dont know if its shady or genius, but the fact that they got him to pay $50 million instead of doing hard time is lowkey impressive 🤑 and yeah critics are hating it, saying it shows how much power money has in this country... idk about that tho, maybe he just played the system right? 🤔
 
I'm not buying this 🤔... $50 million is just peanuts compared to what Ver must've stashed away in Bitcoin investments! It's like the system is rigged against us regular folk, you know? I mean, if a billionaire like Ver can get off scot-free with half his stash and still walk out of jail without serving time, that's not justice, that's just plain ridiculous 😒. And what about all those other people who get locked up for way less than this? It just doesn't sit right with me 🤷‍♀️.
 
I'm not surprised by this outcome 🤔... I mean, who wouldn't want to help someone in need? It just goes to show that the right people with the right connections can make all the difference 💸👥. Plus, $50 million is a pretty big chunk of change for anyone - it's like a major windfall 😊! And Ver's still free to keep on doing what he does best - spreading the gospel of Bitcoin 🚀... it's actually kind of awesome that people are passionate about this stuff 💖. Maybe this is a sign that we'll see more innovation and progress in the crypto world? Only time will tell, but I'm keeping an open mind 🤷‍♀️!
 
I'm seeing this news and I just think it's wild how Roger Ver managed to get off scot-free 🤯. Like, he was dodging taxes on millions of dollars worth of bitcoin and now he's only having to pay a tiny fraction of that back? It's just not fair to the rest of us who have to follow the rules and pay our taxes on time 💸.

And can we talk about how sketchy this deal is? I mean, his new lawyer, Christopher Kise, has ties to Trump, which makes me wonder if there was some kind of backroom deal that went down 🤑. It's just so not right when you have someone who's being accused of tax evasion getting special treatment because they've got connections.

I'm all for fairness and justice, but this just doesn't sit well with me 🙅‍♂️. It feels like the system is rigged against regular people and in favor of those with more money and influence 💪.
 
Ugh 🤯, this is literally so not right! Ver basically robbed people blind with his crypto schemes and then got away scot-free because of who he knows? It's like he just had a fat wallet full of friends who owe him favors... I mean, what even is the point of having a "Bitcoin Jesus" title if you're just gonna get special treatment from the man? 😡 The fact that his new lawyer was all buddies with Trump and got to swoop in and make this deal for him is just laughable. And $50 million? That's just a slap on the wrist! What about everyone else who actually follows the law and doesn't have deep pockets or connections? 🤷‍♀️ It's like the system is rigged against us all...
 
Ugh, this is so messed up 🤯! I mean, I get it, Ver's got deep pockets and all, but using his connections with Trump's DOJ to avoid prison time? That's just not right. It feels like the system's been rigged against regular people who try to play by the rules. And what about all those other folks who can't afford top-notch lawyers? They're just gonna get slammed with prison sentences and fines, while Ver gets off scot-free? 🤑
 
OMG, THIS IS SO RICH!!! 😂 I cant even believe Roger Ver got off scot free! $50 million is no joke, but i guess when you're as rich as him, money talks and trump's pals listen 💸👥. It's like he bought his way out of trouble and set a bad precedent for others who might try to follow suit 🤔. I mean, shouldn't someone be held accountable for tax evasion? Not to mention the message this sends to others about the power of influence in our justice system 🚫💪
 
Wow 🤯, this is crazy! I mean, imagine being able to negotiate your way out of millions in tax evasion charges just because you've got connections with Trump's Justice Department 💸. It's like the system is rigged against regular people and only benefits the super rich 🤑. Interesting 🤔 how a single lawyer can make such a big difference in someone's life, but it also makes me wonder if this is really fair to others who are struggling with similar financial issues 😕
 
omg did u know that my fave cafe just added a new flavor of matcha latte 🍰👀 i was sipping on it yesterday and OMG it's SO good! anyway, back to crypto news... i mean, i'm not saying Ver dodged justice or anything, but $50 million is a lot of cash 😂 do u guys think he'll invest it in a new startup or splurge on a yacht? 💸🚣‍♂️
 
🤯 I'm shocked, like seriously shook, by this whole thing... all that money involved in just getting outta paying taxes. $50 million is a lot of cash, man. And the fact that Ver's lawyer had ties with Trump and his team, it's just weird. It feels like they were playing both sides, you know? 🤑
 
I don't get why this is happening 🤔. I mean, I know rich people are supposed to have lawyers, but come on! It's like they think they're above the law or something 😒. And now we're hearing that a guy who basically hid millions of dollars in crypto got off scot-free because his lawyer knew someone important 💸. It just feels so unfair to everyone else who follows the rules and pays their taxes on time 🤷‍♀️.
 
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