In comedy of errors, men accused of wiping gov databases turned to an AI tool

Two brothers, Muneeb and Sohaib Akhter, have been charged with a comically botched attempt to steal and destroy government records. The siblings, both 34 years old from Virginia, had previously been convicted of hacking into the US State Department's systems over a decade ago.

Their latest scheme began just minutes after they were fired from their jobs as federal contractors working for an undisclosed company in Washington D.C. The company provides software and services to 45 US agencies, making it a prime target for access to sensitive information.

According to prosecutors, the brothers coordinated their efforts and started trying to access the government's database shortly after being let go. One brother, however, was able to access a database stored on the employer's server before his account was terminated. He then issued commands to prevent other users from connecting or making changes to the database, effectively deleting 96 databases that contained sensitive investigative files and records.

In an attempt to cover their tracks, the brothers turned to an AI chat tool, asking how to clear system logs from SQL servers after deleting databases. Their efforts, however, were laughable in their ineptitude. They lacked knowledge of the necessary commands and relied on the AI tool for instructions.

The indictment provides a detailed account of the brothers' attempts to steal government information, including deleted Department of Homeland Security data. Despite their brazen scheme, they failed to successfully cover up their alleged crimes, leaving behind a trail of digital breadcrumbs.

The case raises questions about the employer's operational security and how they allowed the brothers access to sensitive information in the first place. It also highlights the limitations of relying on AI tools to help cover up serious cybercrimes. The men's lack of database and laptop skills is almost laughable, making them seem like inept culprits who stumbled their way into a mess of their own making.

The brothers' past offenses are no surprise. They pleaded guilty to conspiracy to hack into the State Department and a private company in 2015. They had stolen sensitive passport and visa information and personal data from dozens of colleagues. Their previous antics also included attempting to install an electronic collection device inside a State Department building to maintain persistent access to their systems.

The brothers are facing serious charges, including conspiracy to commit computer fraud and destruction of records, theft of US government records, and aggravated identity theft. If convicted, Muneeb Akhter faces up to 45 years in prison, while Sohaib Akhter could face six years.
 
I mean come on these guys are just so extra ๐Ÿคฃ, like they really thought they could pull off something crazy after getting fired and having no idea what they're doing? I feel bad for the employer who got hacked but at the same time, it's like they should've seen this coming, you know? And don't even get me started on the AI tool thing, that's just laughable ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like, if you're going to use a tool to help cover up your tracks, make sure you actually know what you're doing first. The brothers' lack of skills is almost impressive in its ineptness ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
 
Ugh, these brothers are literally the most incompetent guys ever ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ! I mean, they get fired from their job and then immediately try to hack into a government database? It's like they expected to just waltz in and steal some secrets without anyone noticing ๐Ÿ˜‚. And of course, they use an AI chat tool to ask how to cover their tracks - talk about amateur hour ๐Ÿค”.

And what really gets me is that they didn't even do it right ๐Ÿ™„. They deleted 96 databases, which is just laughable (pun intended) considering the complexity of a database system. It's like they thought the government would be all like "oh noes, the databases are down" and then just magically fix everything ๐Ÿ’ป.

The fact that they got caught so easily is actually kind of impressive? I mean, it shows how sloppy their scheme was from the start ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. But seriously, these guys need to face some serious consequences for their actions - they're facing up to 45 years in prison and six years for Muneeb and Sohaib respectively ๐Ÿ˜ณ.

Anyway, this whole thing just highlights the importance of having good cybersecurity measures in place ๐Ÿ‘€. I mean, it's not that hard to prevent something like this from happening in the first place ๐Ÿ™„.
 
I mean can you even imagine trying to cover up a cybercrime and using an AI chat tool for instructions? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ It's just so obvious they were in way over their heads. I'm surprised the employer didn't notice something was off sooner, especially since one of them got terminated after only minutes of being fired. The fact that they thought they could get away with deleting 96 databases is just laughable ๐Ÿคฃ. And the brother who tried to access the database but couldn't even do basic commands? It's like they stumbled into a plot straight out of a comedy movie ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway, it's clear they're not exactly the masterminds behind this whole thing...
 
I just can't believe these two brothers are that clueless ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. I mean, they got fired and then try to hack into the government's database? Come on! It's like they thought it was a game or something ๐Ÿ˜‚. And using an AI chat tool for instructions? That's just laughable ๐Ÿคฃ. They really thought they could cover their tracks with that?

It's not surprising they got caught, though. I mean, we all know about their past offenses. They're basically experts at hacking and stealing data, but apparently, they can't even use it properly ๐Ÿ˜‚. And now they're facing serious charges? Yeah, no surprise there either.

I guess this just goes to show that you can't fool the system with AI tools ๐Ÿค–. You need actual skills and knowledge to pull off a job like this. The employer really messed up by letting them access sensitive information in the first place ๐Ÿ‘€. And what's with these brothers being so inept? Do they not have any idea how things work? It's just sad, really ๐Ÿ˜”.

Anyway, I'm sure we'll be hearing more about this case as it unfolds ๐Ÿ“. For now, it's just a reminder to always double-check your security measures and don't rely on AI tools to cover up for you ๐Ÿคฃ.
 
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ these brothers are like something out of a bad action movie, minus the coolness ๐ŸŽฅ. I mean, who tries to hack their way into the system and then asks an AI chat tool for help? ๐Ÿค– It's like they thought they were in a real-life cyberpunk video game and forgot that the bad guys have better skills ๐Ÿ’ป. And what's up with the whole "we're going to delete 96 databases but not actually do it" plan? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sounds like they wanted to make sure they didn't leave any evidence behind, except for their own ineptitude ๐Ÿ™ƒ. The only thing more laughable is how the company let them work on sensitive info in the first place ๐Ÿค”. Guess you could say they're a couple of hackers who got hacked by themselves ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
 
omg did u see this?! so these two bros just got caught tryin to steal govt records lol they got fired from their jobs and then tried to hack into the database like pros but really they were total noobs ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ai tools are not gonna save u from cybercrime fam! and its crazy how they thought deactivating system logs would cover them up ๐Ÿ˜‚ i mean what even is the point of having a 45 agency company if ur employees r just gonna get fired and try to hack their way out? ๐Ÿค” anyway cant wait to see these dudes go down for this one ๐Ÿ‘Š
 
Ugh, can you believe these two numbskulls?! They get fired from their jobs as federal contractors and then try to steal government records? Like, what's the plan here? They think they're some kinda cyber spies or something? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I mean, one of them manages to access a database, but then his account gets terminated and he just freaks out. "Hey AI chat tool, help us cover our tracks!" ๐Ÿคฃ

And get this, they asked for instructions on how to clear system logs! Like, did they not know what they were doing?! And the worst part is, their "crime" was so amateurish that it's almost laughable. They left behind a trail of digital breadcrumbs like they didn't even try to cover up anything.

And what's with the lack of skills in database and laptop management? It's just basic stuff, guys! You can't just wing it and expect to get away with stealing government records. I mean, I've seen high school kids do better than this. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I don't feel sorry for them or anything, but it's just sad that they fell so far off the deep end. They had a chance to make something of themselves, and instead they're going down for their stupid antics. ๐Ÿ˜’
 
OMG u gotta read this lol these 2 bros got caught red handed trying to pull off some serious cybercrime lol they thought dey cud just hack into government records and delete 'em but guess what dey forgot how 2 use SQL servers aka they used an AI chat tool for instructions lmao like wut r dey even doin?? dats how u catch a cybercrime, not by stumblin into it lol the fact dat dey thought dey cud just cover up their tracks is pretty hilarious tbh I mean, who tries to delete 96 databases and then asks for help on how 2 clear system logs from SQL servers? ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
I mean, can you believe these two guys? They're like trying to pull off a heist movie but forgot the script ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. I'm not surprised they got caught, though - hacking and stealing from government records is no joke, especially when you've done it before. 2015 was a pretty shady year for them, and this latest attempt just shows how reckless they are with other people's info. I feel bad for the employer that had to deal with them, but at the same time, can't they see how amateurish it all is? ๐Ÿ˜‚ AI tools aren't foolproof, and you'd think two brothers who've been in the game before would know better.
 
๐Ÿค” I mean, come on... these two guys, Muneeb and Sohaib, really thought they could just hack into the government's database after getting fired? Like, what were they expecting to gain from this? ๐Ÿค‘ And then they use an AI chat tool to try and cover their tracks? "Hey AI, tell me how to clear system logs"... it's like something out of a movie. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I don't know if I'm laughing or impressed by the absurdity of it all.

And what's with the employer's lack of security measures in place? They just let these guys walk right into their systems? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ It's not like they're some new hackers or anything, they've been convicted before. This whole thing is just a big mess. And now these two guys are facing serious charges... I mean, I guess you can't fool everyone with your lack of database skills ๐Ÿ˜….

I don't know what the moral of this story is, but I think it's safe to say that relying on AI tools to cover up cybercrimes isn't the best idea. And maybe, just maybe, these two guys should stick to their day jobs or something... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
these two guys are like the ultimate cyber fail ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. i mean, who tries to steal gov records and then asks an AI chat tool for help? it's like they thought they were playing some kind of video game, but nope, this is real life, folks ๐Ÿ˜‚. the fact that they relied on someone else (the AI) to tell them what to do just shows how clueless they are. and don't even get me started on their lack of skills... database and laptop stuff? it's not exactly rocket science ๐Ÿš€.

anyway, i'm all for holding people accountable for their actions, but come on, these guys should've known better than to try to pull a fast one on the gov ๐Ÿคซ. and what really gets me is that they're using this as an excuse... "oh, we didn't know how to do it"... yeah, sure ๐Ÿ˜’. it's all about personal responsibility, folks. if you're gonna break the law, at least have the decency to try harder than these two ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

but in all seriousness, i'm glad that the gov is taking action and holding them accountable for their crimes ๐Ÿ’ช. let's hope they get the sentence they deserve and learn from their mistakes ๐Ÿ“š.
 
lol these two brothers are literally like something outta a bad comedy movie ๐Ÿคฃ how did they think they could pull off stealing gov records and leave behind digital breadcrumbs that made them look like total noobs lol? and what's with the AI chat tool? like they thought it was gonna be some kinda magic solution ๐Ÿค–? seriously, these guys should've stuck to their day jobs as federal contractors. I mean, how did they even get hired in the first place? their lack of skills is on a whole other level, and the employer's operational security is basically non-existent ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. they're in for a world of trouble now ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
I mean come on, these two brothers are like something outta a bad action movie ๐Ÿคฃ. I'm surprised they didn't get caught sooner, but I guess you can say they were 'database-ly' inept ๐Ÿ˜‚. They tried to hack into the government's system, delete some records and then use AI to help them cover their tracks... yeah, that sounds like a solid plan ๐Ÿ’ป. And now they're facing serious charges? It's like, why did they even bother trying to be sneaky? The only thing they managed to do is make fools of themselves ๐Ÿคช.
 
I think it's kinda crazy that people are so quick to judge these guys based on their past mistakes. I mean, they did get caught and served time already, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're doomed this time around. It's also pretty wild that the AI tool they used basically led them astray - like, how many times can one chatbot mess up instructions? And let's not forget, it was their own employer who probably gave them access to all that sensitive info in the first place... that's some serious negligence on their part. Maybe we should be having a convo about cybersecurity and employee vetting rather than just crucifying these guys for making a few mistakes
 
Ugh, these guys are like something outta a bad movie ๐Ÿคฃ I mean, come on, trying to cover your tracks by asking an AI chat tool for help? It's just so obvious they're not even trying to be sneaky anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚. And can you believe the brothers are both 34 and still got it in them to pull off something like this? It's like they thought they were above the law or something ๐Ÿ™„.

And what really gets me is how their previous antics didn't land them in more serious trouble. I mean, stealing passport and visa info from colleagues? That's some major low-key hacking right there ๐Ÿ‘€. But no, instead of facing real consequences, they get a slap on the wrist and still manage to pull off something even more brazen.

It's also wild that their employer is being scrutinized for their operational security. Like, shouldn't they be paying attention to who they're hiring? ๐Ÿค” It's just another example of how incompetent some people can be.
 
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