

What's up with all these athletes? They're always running into each other

... and crashing

. I mean, I love a good competition as much as the next person, but can't they just agree to play nice for once?

[Image of a cartoon athlete with a puzzled expression]
I'm not saying they're all sore losers or anything

... unless you count that one guy who got totally destroyed in the soccer quiz

. That was epic!

I mean, who needs a participation trophy when you can just get annihilated on purpose?
[Image of a GIF: A cartoon character trying to climb a mountain, with each step failing miserably]
But seriously, have you seen the WRC Rally events lately? Those drivers are CRAZY!

I mean, I thought my daily commute was intense...


but these guys are on another level. No wonder they need all that safety gear

.
[Image of a GIF: A car doing donuts in slow motion]
Anyway, what's your take on all this? Are you team athlete or team spectator?
