Neanderthals and early humans 'likely to have kissed', say scientists

Neanderthals May Have Smooched Their Way Into Our Hearts. Scientists Believe They Kissed Too.

In a recent study published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, researchers made a groundbreaking discovery that challenges our long-held perceptions of human history. It appears that Neanderthals - those mysterious, extinct relatives of ours - might have shared more than just a grave or two with us.

According to the findings, humans and Neanderthals interbred, resulting in their DNA being shared for hundreds of thousands of years after the two species split. This raises questions about how intimate our encounters were. Dr. Matilda Brindle, the lead author of the study, believes that "probably" they were kissing.

This revelation comes as no surprise to experts who have long argued that humans and Neanderthals shared a complex history. The discovery sheds new light on our evolutionary past and highlights the intricate relationships between species in the animal kingdom.

But what exactly constitutes a kiss? Researchers had to come up with a definition that went beyond just human behavior, exploring other forms of friendly interaction like chewing and food-sharing or even "kiss-fighting" seen in certain fish. In the end, they settled on a more inclusive definition that encompasses any directed mouth-to-mouth contact between members of the same species.

The study suggests that kissing evolved somewhere between 21.5 million and 16.9 million years ago, among the ancestors of large apes. Neanderthals' place in this family tree means it's likely they indulged in a kiss too - and possibly even shared one with our own species.

While the evolutionary explanation is still debated, experts agree that kissing could have played different roles in our history. In some contexts, it might have been used to boost reproductive success or help choose mates. In others, it may have reinforced platonic bonds between individuals.

As we continue to unravel the mysteries of human history, it's essential to remember that our closest relatives - both living and extinct - share more than just DNA with us. We share a rich tapestry of behaviors, emotions, and even courtship rituals.

This new discovery not only challenges our views on Neanderthals but also reminds us of the deep connections we have with other species in the animal kingdom. As Penny Spikins, a professor at the University of York, so aptly put it: "Ways of promoting trust and intimacy will have been important for millions of years... It might be an image that seems incongruous to our misplaced ideas of a rather ruthless past, but really it should be no surprise that Neanderthals - and even Neanderthals and our own species together - kissed."
 
I mean, can you imagine sharing air with your ancient relatives? It's wild thinking that we might've shared kisses or just chill vibes with those Neanderthals. It makes sense though, considering how much DNA we still share today πŸ€―πŸ‘€ They must've been pretty comfortable around each other to interbreed like that. And who knows, maybe they even had their own version of Tinder back in the day πŸ˜‚. This whole study just goes to show how connected our species have always been. It's not just about DNA, it's about all these little behaviors and emotions we share with others - even if we don't know them yet πŸ€—
 
omg, this is so cool!!! I'm totally a fanboy for the neanderthals ️‍♂️ they're like, our OGs you know? and now we know they might have shared a smooch or two with us... it's like, who knew?! 😍 i love how the scientists are exploring all these different forms of intimacy between species... like, kiss-fighting fish 🐟?? anyway, this just proves that we're not as alone in the universe as we thought πŸ’– and can you imagine what it would've been like to share a romantic dinner with your neanderthal ancestors πŸ΄πŸ‘€? I ship it! πŸ‘«
 
omg this is soooo cool 🀩 i cant believe we might have smooched with neanderthals lol like what would their kisses be like? would they have been all rugged and cave-man-ish or soft and gentle πŸ˜‚ anyway im totally stoked that scientists are finally uncovering the secrets of our ancient past and sharing them with us. it just goes to show how much we've got in common with those awesome prehistoric humans πŸ€œπŸΌπŸ’• i mean who wouldn't want to kiss a neanderthal? they're basically our cool, mysterious cousins 😎
 
I'm thinking about this whole kiss thing with the Neanderthals... πŸ€” It's kinda wild to think that they might've been smooching around too. But what does it say about us? That we're not as different from them as I thought? Maybe our obsession with labels and definitions is just a way to avoid getting close to each other, like the researchers had to do when trying to figure out what constitutes a kiss πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. And that's when it hit me - maybe our attempts to understand our past and the behaviors of our ancestors are actually just an excuse to try and get in touch with ourselves. Like, we're not really looking at Neanderthals, but at our own hearts πŸ’–
 
πŸ€” I'm not surprised about the idea that humans and Neanderthals might have shared more than just a friendly gesture like chewing or food-sharing. It's actually pretty cool to think about how these two species interacted with each other over hundreds of thousands of years. The fact that they interbred and shared DNA is no surprise, but it's still mind-blowing to consider how intimate their interactions might have been.

I think it's interesting that the researchers had to come up with a definition for kissing that went beyond just human behavior. It shows us that our understanding of human history and evolution is always evolving (pun intended). Who knows what other ways humans and Neanderthals interacted or showed affection? πŸ€—

It also makes me wonder how our perception of Neanderthals might change now that we know they were capable of complex interactions with us. I'm sure it's made them seem even more like our cousins than before! πŸ‘ͺ
 
i dunno about this whole smooching thing with the neanderthals lol, like we already knew they interbred or whatever. but idk if i'm excited to think that they were just kissing around too. it's weird to imagine them sharing a romantic moment with us or each other πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. on one hand, it's kinda cool to think about how our species have been connected for so long. but on the other hand, it also makes me think about how different we were like, millions of years ago 😐. maybe kissing was just a way for them to bond or something, but it's still kinda hard to wrap my head around.
 
πŸ€” I'm not surprised they think Neanderthals might've been smooching around. I mean, have you seen their facial features? They look like they'd give a good peck on the cheek 🌸. But it's actually kinda cool that we're learning more about how our ancient relatives interacted with each other. It just goes to show that love is in the air - or should I say, in the mouth-to-mouth contact? πŸ˜‚. And who knows, maybe their "kiss-fighting" with fish is a thing we can learn from too 🐟.
 
I think it's kinda cool that we're rethinking what we know about Neanderthals πŸ€”. I mean, who says just because they're extinct, we can't learn from them? They might've had a different way of showing affection, but hey, if kissing was their thing, who are we to judge? 😊 Maybe they were onto something with the whole "boosting reproductive success" vibe. It's all about respecting each other's boundaries and having open communication, right? πŸ’¬ I think it's awesome that scientists are giving Neanderthals a second chance, even if it's just in our imaginations 🎨.
 
omg I'm literally shook by this study lol I mean who knew our Neanderthal cousins were such hopeless romantics?! πŸ’˜πŸ˜‚ can you even imagine them sneaking around with some poor guy from the modern era? 🀣 I'm picturing a time-traveling Tinder match gone wrong... but seriously though, it's so cool to think that humans and Neanderthals shared this intimate moment. It just goes to show how connected we've always been as species.

and can we talk about the definition of a kiss for a sec? πŸ’‹ I feel like this is a major breakthrough in understanding human behavior (or lack thereof). Who knew scientists were researching fish "kiss-fighting"?! πŸŸπŸ˜‚ it's wild to think that our ancestors were already exploring ways to boost trust and intimacy with each other. Like, we've been doing it for millions of years! πŸ’–

I do wonder what the role of kissing played in Neanderthal reproduction tho... did they use it to seal a deal on a mate or something? πŸ€”πŸ’˜ idk but I'm here for the romantic vibes. It's time to rewrite our textbooks and give our Neanderthals some serious love πŸ’•
 
omg this is so cool 🀯 i mean who wouldn't want to share a kiss with a cute caveman (or cavewoman)? i think it's awesome that we're learning more about our ancestors and how they interacted with each other. it just goes to show that love and affection are universal, even across species πŸ»πŸ’• i wonder if Neanderthals were as awkward at dating as humans are now? lol probably not though, because who needs Tinder when you have a warm fire and a comfy cave πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
 
OMG 🀯 I'm literally loving this new study on Neanderthals and their kissing habits πŸ’‹! I mean, who knew those ancient dudes were such romantics? πŸ™ƒ It's so cool to think that we share a common ancestor with them and that they might have shared a smooch or two with us too 😘. And I love how the researchers had to get creative with their definition of kissing - "kiss-fighting" in fish? 🐟 That's just genius! It's like, totally mind-blowing to think about our evolutionary past and all the ways that we've connected (or conflicted) with other species over time. The fact that kissing might have played a role in choosing mates or boosting reproductive success is pretty wild too 🀯. Let's give it up for Neanderthals - they're not just ancient fossils, they're our modern-day cousins! πŸ‘ͺ
 
I mean, can you imagine Neanderthals swiping right on someone 🀣? I'm pretty sure they'd have been like "Ugga-ugga, want to cuddle?" πŸ˜‚ And who knows, maybe their love lives were more complicated than just finding a mate and starting a family. Maybe there was some Neanderthal Tinder drama going on? πŸ“±πŸ’‹
 
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so this study on Neanderthals is pretty cool i guess. they think they might have kissed each other or even shared a smooch with humans. sounds kinda weird but also kinda awesome that we share such behaviors with our ancient relatives.

imagine a Venn diagram πŸ“ with two overlapping circles: one for human behavior and the other for Neanderthal behavior. where their behaviors overlap, we see things like kissing, sharing food, and even some forms of play-fighting. it's crazy to think that these behaviors were shared across species boundaries.

a fish "kiss-fighting" analogy 🐟 is pretty interesting too. who knew that what works in the animal kingdom could apply to us? but seriously, this study makes me wonder about our history and how we've connected with other beings over time.

anyway, i think it's awesome that scientists are still exploring these kinds of questions and challenging our assumptions about human history πŸ€”
 
I'm low-key loving this idea that Neanderthals might've given us a smooch. It just goes to show how interconnected our history is. You know, it's like the old saying goes, "the more we learn about our past, the more we realize we're not so different from those cave guys after all." πŸ€” But what's really interesting here is how this concept of kissing can be applied to politics - I mean, think about it, trust and intimacy are key factors in building coalitions and alliances. If Neanderthals could kiss their way into our hearts (or at least, into our DNA), why can't we use a similar approach in the halls of power? πŸ’‘ Maybe instead of just negotiating from a place of power, we should try to build those relationships based on mutual respect and trust. Who knows, it might just lead to some groundbreaking diplomatic breakthroughs. 🀝
 
I think this study is kinda cool 😊. I mean, who doesn't love the idea that Neanderthals were smooching around too? It's not like we already knew they were pretty smart or anything πŸ€“. But seriously, it makes sense that our ancestors would have shared a bit of affection – after all, humans are wired to form connections and build relationships.

The fact that scientists had to get creative with the definition of "kiss" is pretty interesting too πŸ‘€. I mean, who knew there was such a thing as kiss-fighting fish? 🐟 It's just another reminder that our understanding of human history is always evolving – and sometimes that means we have to think outside the box.

One thing that does strike me, though, is how this study highlights the connections between humans and other species. I mean, Neanderthals might be extinct, but they're still part of our shared history 🌎. It's a reminder that we're not as separate from nature as we sometimes think. And who knows? Maybe there are some ancient Neanderthal kissing techniques out there waiting to be rediscovered 😜.
 
I'm not surprised, I mean who doesn't love a good smooch with their ancient relatives? πŸ˜‚ It's like they say, you can take the caveman out of the cave, but you can't take the cave out of the caveman. 🀣 And think about it, Neanderthals probably had some epic Tinder dates – "Swipe right for a good time, swipe left for a decent place to live". πŸ’˜ They were basically just trying to find someone who shared their love for mammoths and meat. I mean, who doesn't love a good romance with a woolly beast? 🦊❀️ It's all about finding that special someone who loves you for who you are, fur coat and all!
 
I was watching this funny cat video the other day and I started thinking about how cats always seem to be plotting something 🐈. Like they're secretly planning world domination or something. But seriously, have you ever noticed how they always land on their feet? It's like they have a built-in gyroscopic system or something. And then it made me think of this thing my sister said the other day about how we should all try to be more flexible in our daily lives. Like, just take a deep breath and roll with it, you know?
 
[Image of two people making out with a fossilized human in the background]

[Image of a Neanderthal and a modern person giving each other a peck on the cheek]

[ GIF of a person trying to smooch a stone statue ]

[ Image of Albert Einstein with a thought bubble saying "Kissing is the answer"]
 
I gotta say, this whole Neanderthal kissing thing is kinda cool 😎. I mean, we've always thought of them as these rugged, cave-dwelling beasts, but it's clear they were more than just a bunch of grunts and groans πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. They actually had feelings too, you know? Like, they probably had crushes on each other or something πŸ’˜. And who knows, maybe they even shared some slobbery kisses like the researchers think 😁. I'm not saying we're all going to go around kissing our Neanderthal cousins just yet (although that does sound kinda fun πŸ€ͺ), but it's nice to know we've got some common ground with our ancient ancestors. And can you imagine having a Neanderthal BFF? That'd be, like, totally awesome πŸ‘«!
 
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