NFC Hierarchy/Obituary: Week 14 edition

The 49ers remain atop the NFC hierarchy with a 9-4 record, continuing their dominance over weaker opponents. More intriguingly, Eagles coach Nick Sirianni's bold decision to go for two points after a touchdown in a one-point game has sparked debate.

From an analytical standpoint, going for two is a mathematically sound choice, especially considering the team's kicker had missed a previous PAT attempt. However, critics argue that the human element of a team's mindset plays a role in such decisions. A more apt analogy might be playing blackjack - staying on 13 with the dealer showing a face card, rather than risking busting by hitting.

In other NFC news, the Bears improved to 9-3 with their Tush Push against Jalen Hurts, while the Packers' Micah Parsons continues his impressive form with six sacks in his last three games. The Seahawks' defense had a stellar performance on Sunday, forcing five takeaways and four sacks against the Vikings.

Lastly, the Eagles' offense remains a concern for many, as coach Nick Sirianni's team struggled to find its footing after the failed two-point conversion attempt. The Bears' lengthy drive featuring multiple Monangai runs for 31 yards has echoes of the Eagles' uncreative play-calling from earlier in the season.
 
I gotta say, that two-point attempt by the Eagles was either pure genius or total madness 🤯... it's like trying to hit a home run with no power in your swing! The math says go for it, but sometimes you gotta consider what's gonna happen when you miss 😅. I also think it's interesting how teams are starting to find their footing, like the Bears' drive was a great example of just grinding out yards and wearing down the opposing team 🏈💪. But yeah, that Eagles offense still needs some work, can't have them giving away games with uncreative plays all the time...
 
OMG I'm still trying to wrap my head around that crazy two-point decision by Sirianni 🤯! On one hand, math says it's a good move, especially considering their kicker's missed PAT attempt... but on the other hand, you can't deny the human element - it's like playing with fire 🔥! Comparing it to blackjack is such a great analogy btw 👏. I'm intrigued by how much attention this decision is getting though 😂... either way, I love the drama and suspense in the NFL 📺
 
OMG 🤯 I gotta say, that 2pt conversion decision by Sirianni is a total head-scratcher! 😂 Math says go for it, but the human factor is everything in sports. It's like playing poker, you gotta read the board and know when to fold... or in this case, go for two 🤑 What I'd do is take a closer look at their team's psyche and see if they're really that confident in their kicker to make it 💯
 
[Image of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson giving a thumbs up, with a football in hand]

[Another image of a blackjack player getting busted, with a big X marked through it]

[GIF of a cat looking confused, with a clock ticking in the background]

[Image of Patrick Mahomes throwing a touchdown pass, with a big smile on his face]

[GIF of a football field with multiple "Monangai runs" labeled on it]
 
I think it's wild that teams are still playing like they're on a blackjack table, worried about risking it all for a one-point advantage 🤯. Meanwhile, I'm just over here watching games and thinking "come on guys, it's football not poker". The Bears' drive was the real MVP, just straight fire 💪. And can we talk about how inconsistent Eagles are? Going for two points is a bold move, but if you're gonna try that, don't be afraid to finish what you started 🔥
 
Idk what's more cringeworthy, the fact that Nick Sirianni went for two and missed or the analysis that says it was a solid math decision 🤦‍♂️. Like, come on guys, don't you think there's more to football than just numbers? And btw, who needs creative play-calling when you can just run Monangai 31 times in a row and not get anything done? 😂 The Seahawks' defense sounds like the only team that actually knows what they're doing out there 🙌.
 
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