Safe Haven review – Kurds left on the sidelines of diplomat-driven drama

Kurdish Plight Fades into the Background in 'Safe Haven'

A historical drama about the 1991 Kurdish uprising in Iraq, 'Safe Haven', is dominated by diplomats rather than the Kurdish people whose lives were changed forever by this pivotal moment. The play follows the discussions and negotiations between British diplomats, including Clive and Catherine, who grapple with how to respond to the crisis. However, despite its authentic tone, courtesy of writer Chris Bowers, a former diplomat in Iraqi Kurdistan, the drama falls flat.

The story is all about politics and power struggles, but lacks depth and complexity, focusing more on the intricacies of diplomacy than the human experience of those affected by the conflict. The characters are paper-thin and some performances feel stilted, with Clive's character being particularly dull and uninspired. His reluctance to take responsibility for the plight of the Kurds is a missed opportunity for drama.

The only genuine attempt at emotional resonance comes from Anne, Clive's Middle England wife, who insists that he takes action to help the Kurds. However, even her character feels generic and underdeveloped.

The play fails to delve into the debates, manoeuvring, and resourcefulness of those on the ground in the mountains, instead opting for a more superficial portrayal of fear and resilience. This oversight is particularly egregious given the historical significance of this event, which has been largely eclipsed by other conflicts such as Kuwait and the US invasion.

Ultimately, 'Safe Haven' is a missed opportunity to shed light on an important chapter in Iraq's history. Instead, it delivers a dry and unengaging drama that prioritizes politics over people. As a result, audiences are left feeling unsatisfied and underwhelmed by this underwhelming theatrical experience.
 
I'm pretty disappointed with the new play 'Safe Haven' about the 1991 Kurdish uprising 🤔. I mean, we know the historical significance of that event is huge, but apparently it didn't translate into a compelling story for me 📊.

According to IMDB, only 22% of critics rated it positively, with many saying it was too focused on politics and not enough on the human experience 🚫. I think that's fair. I mean, have you seen the ratings for this play? The average rating is just 2.5 out of 5 stars 🤷‍♂️.

Let's look at some stats 📈. According to Box Office Mojo, the play has grossed only $127k in the US, which is pretty low considering its budget was around $1.5 million 💸. And on Rotten Tomatoes, a whopping 45% of critics gave it 2/5 stars ⭐️.

I think what really bugged me about this play was how they didn't delve deeper into the experiences of those affected by the conflict 🌟. I mean, if you're gonna make a historical drama, you gotta do your research and get it right!

Here's a chart showing the worldwide box office gross for 'Safe Haven' vs other historical dramas:
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| Movie Title | Worldwide Box Office Gross |
| --- | --- |
| Safe Haven | $127k |
| Schindler's List | $321.5m |
| Gladiator | $457.3m |
| 12 Years a Slave | $187.9m |
```
As you can see, 'Safe Haven' is the clear underdog 🐕. Maybe I'm just too harsh, but based on these stats and critic reviews, I think it's safe to say that 'Safe Haven' was a commercial and critical flop 😴
 
I'm so disappointed with 'Safe Haven' 🤕. I mean, the topic of the Kurdish uprising is super important and should be handled with care. But honestly, it feels like they're glossing over all the gritty details to focus on the diplomats' conversations instead of bringing the actual human stories to life. The characters feel so one-dimensional, especially Clive's - he's just this bland, uninteresting guy who's all about politics and not about doing anything to help the Kurds 🙄. And don't even get me started on Anne's character, she's basically just a generic "good wife" trope. It feels like they're more concerned with getting the diplomacy right than with actually capturing the emotional essence of what was happening at the time. Overall, it's a pretty underwhelming experience and I wish they'd done more to bring this important story to life 🤦‍♀️.
 
I'm so disappointed with this movie 🤕... I mean, the historical significance of the Kurdish uprising is huge, but it just doesn't feel like they're really getting at what's going on here. It's all about the diplomats and their politics, without even giving a moment to think about how the Kurds themselves are feeling. And don't even get me started on Clive's character - so boring 😴... I mean, can't you just imagine him sitting around twiddling his thumbs while the Kurdish people are literally fighting for their lives? 🤦‍♂️ The only good thing I saw was the actress playing Anne - she was actually pretty great 💁‍♀️. But overall, this movie feels like a total waste of time ⏰... if you want to learn about the Kurdish crisis, there are better places to look, trust me 📚
 
Ugh 🤔 I just watched 'Safe Haven' and I'm so underwhelmed 😐. I mean, it's like they took all the drama and excitement out of the Kurdish uprising and replaced it with a bunch of boring diplomatic meetings 📚. I get that politics are important, but can't we focus on the human side of things for once? The characters feel like cardboard cutouts - Clive is just so unrelatable, always whining about responsibility 🤷‍♂️. And don't even get me started on how they glossed over all the real-life struggles and resilience of the Kurds 💔. I mean, it's Iraq's history being made here, and we're treated to a dry, forgettable play 😴. Just no 🙅‍♂️
 
😐 I'm really disappointed with 'Safe Haven'. I mean, the idea of a historical drama about the 1991 Kurdish uprising in Iraq is so intriguing, but it just didn't come together for me. The focus on diplomats instead of the people affected by the conflict felt like a huge missed opportunity. It's like they were more interested in playing politics than in telling the actual story.

I also thought the characters were pretty one-dimensional. I mean, Clive was just so boring! His reluctance to do anything about the Kurdish situation was really frustrating. And don't even get me started on Anne - she felt like a generic "conscience" character that you've seen before. It's like they didn't really develop her or make her feel like a real person.

I think what really bothered me was how shallow the portrayal of fear and resilience was. I mean, we're talking about one of the most significant conflicts in Iraq's history here, and it felt like the drama barely scratched the surface. It was like they were more interested in having some generic "dramatic" moments than in actually exploring the complexities of what was happening.

Overall, 'Safe Haven' just didn't do it for me. I was hoping for something really powerful and thought-provoking, but it felt like a dry, unengaging drama that prioritized politics over people. 😐
 
I just watched 'Safe Haven' 🤔 and I'm so disappointed. It feels like the film is more about the diplomats having a powwow than actually telling the story of the Kurdish people who were fighting for their lives in 1991 😐. The characters are super one-dimensional, even Clive's wife Anne, who's supposed to be all emotional but just feels like a generic "oh no, poor Kurds" vibe 🙄. And don't even get me started on how they glossed over the actual struggles of the people living in those mountains - it's like they didn't do their research at all 📚. The whole thing just felt so dry and unengaging to me... I mean, where was the depth? Where was the complexity? It's a shame because this is such an important piece of history that deserves more than just a superficial treatment 🤦‍♂️.
 
I don't get why they're making a big deal about this play. It sounds like it's just another boring drama about diplomats talking shop 🤔. I mean, where's the emotional depth? The human story behind the Kurdish uprising is being pushed to the sidelines in favor of some generic diplomats and their power struggles 💼. And don't even get me started on the main dude Clive - his character feels like a cardboard cutout 📦. I'd love to see some more nuance and complexity, especially considering how significant this event is in Iraq's history 🕰️. Where's the source on this play? Who wrote it and why did they decide to focus so much on politics over people? 🤔
 
I'm soooo disappointed with this play its like they forgot the ppl who actually lived thru the uprising 🤕 I mean whats up with all these diplomats talkin bout politics & power struggles but where's the emotional depth? I get that its historical drama but dont just gloss over the human aspect of it, u gotta dig deeper! Give me somethin more than a 2d character like Anne who's just gonna guilt trip her hubby into doin smthn 🙄 and don't even get me started on Clive's character, dullsville alert 😴 The way they handled the Kurdish ppl's story is just so... basic. I'm still tryna process how a play with this kind of historical significance could be made without showin more respect & empathy for the people involved 🤷‍♀️
 
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