Samurai review: Japan's lethal warrior class are shown in all their sexy, demonic glory

The Royal Collection's prized samurai armor may have been crafted to awe and intimidate, but its presence is undeniable. Its black face masks and metallic plating seem to emanate a malevolent energy that sends shivers down one's spine. The helmets adorned with eagles, dragons, and goblins appear almost otherworldly, as if the wearer has transformed into a demonic entity.

The samurai were known for their ritualistic frenzy in battle, losing themselves to a state of frenzied fury that bordered on supernatural. Their armor was more than just functional; it was an extension of their being, a physical manifestation of their inner demons. This was not unique to Japan; the Viking "berserkers" also believed they could transform into bears during their ritualized frenzy.

The British Museum's exhibition delves deeper into the world of samurai warriors, showcasing both their prowess in battle and their more artistic pursuits. Paintings depict samurai nobles engaging in romantic trysts behind screens, while others capture their sense of tranquility amidst nature. These works reveal a far more nuanced side to the samurai, one that transcends their reputation as fearsome killers.

The final moments of the exhibition are perhaps its most poignant: Yukio Mishima's novels exploring the allure of samurai violence and passion in modern society serve as a stark reminder that even in our sanitized world, there is still a place for the raw, unbridled power of human emotion. The armor on display remains a testament to this primal truth, an embodiment of the darkness that lies within every human heart.

The exhibition's conclusion leaves one yearning for something more visceral – the clash of steel on steel, the thunder of hooves on battle-scarred earth. Instead, we are presented with a somewhat sanitized vision of samurai warrior culture, one that leaves this reviewer wanting to see these mythical figures in action, their demons unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.
 
πŸ€”πŸ‘€ I just saw the most epic display at the British Museum about samurai armor and it left me SHOOK! πŸ”₯ The way they showcased the intricate details of the armor, like the eagles and dragons on the helmets... πŸ¦…πŸ‰ it's like stepping into a fantasy world.

But what really caught my attention was how it humanized the samurai. I mean, we all know they were fierce warriors, but this exhibit showed us that side too - the romantic trysts behind screens, the tranquility in nature... πŸŒΈπŸ’†β€β™‚οΈ It's like, these guys weren't just brutal killers, but complex beings with emotions and passions.

And then Yukio Mishima's novels came up, which is like, totally intense. 😬 I mean, exploring the allure of samurai violence and passion in modern society... it's like, a wild ride, man! 🎒

But for me, the exhibition felt a bit... sanitized? πŸ’” Like, where's the raw emotion? The clash of steel on steel? 🀯 I want to see these mythical figures in action, their demons unleashed upon an unsuspecting world!

Here's a simple diagram I made to try and capture what this exhibit was like:
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| Fierce |
| Warrior |
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v
+---------------+
| Emotional |
| Samurai |
+---------------+
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v
+---------------+
| Mythical |
| Figure |
+---------------+
```
It's like, this beautiful contradiction between the ferocity and the humanity. 🀯
 
I feel like I've seen some stuff in my time πŸ€” but this exhibit is just mind-blowing man... the way they're showcasing those samurai armors it's like you can't even move without feeling a chill run down your spine 😬 and that Viking berserker vibe is straight outta Game of Thrones, I'm not mad about it πŸ’₯ but what I'd love to see more of is the actual fighting stuff, you know, the good stuff πŸ€Ίβ€β™‚οΈ... these novels by Yukio Mishima though, they're like a punch in the gut, really gets into the darker side of human nature 🀯
 
I gotta say πŸ€”, I was really drawn in by the British Museum's exhibition on samurai armor - it's like they're speaking straight to your soul πŸ’€! The way the armor is designed to make you feel like a demigod from another realm? Mind blown 😲. And yeah, the Viking berserkers thing is wild too 🀯, I mean who wouldn't wanna turn into a bear and get all rage-y in battle? But seriously, what's up with the romantic scenes of samurai nobles being all lovey-dovey behind screens? Like, is this really the side we want to showcase? πŸ’” Don't get me wrong, it's cool that they're highlighting their more artistic pursuits and all that jazz 🎨, but where's the raw, unbridled energy of battle? The reviewer's saying we need something more visceral, I'm with 'em πŸ‘Š. Can't wait for a real-life samurai showdown to get my fix πŸ˜†
 
Ugh, this exhibition is giving me whiplash... I mean, where's the raw emotion? 🀯 The way they're trying to humanize these samurai warriors by showing them in romantic trysts and nature scenes feels like they're watering down their whole "fearsome killer" vibe. And don't even get me started on how much I want to see some actual combat footage or a VR experience where you can feel the intensity of a battle... this sanitized version is just not doing it for me πŸ˜’
 
I can totally feel your frustration πŸ˜” - I mean, who wouldn't want to see the raw power and emotion of the samurai warriors up close? 🀯 It's like they're hiding something from us, this sanitized version of their history that just doesn't feel real πŸ“š. I get what you're saying about Yukio Mishima's novels - it's like he tapped into something deep within us, a primal need for connection with the darker side of human nature πŸ’”. But yeah, where's the action? The blood, sweat, and tears of battle? 🏹πŸ’ͺ It's like we're missing out on the real story here πŸ˜•. I'm right there with you, feeling like there's more to these legendary warriors than meets the eye πŸ‘€
 
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