Soap, wifi, but no football: a room without a view at Blackpool's stadium hotel

Blackpool Football Club Stadium hotel: A Room Without a View - A Study in Absurdity

For £X per night, you would expect a room with a view of the pitch at Blackpool's stadium hotel. However, it appears that this is not possible when Blackpool are playing at home. The reason? EFL rules require bedroom curtains to be kept drawn throughout a match to prevent supporters from consuming alcohol within view of the pitch. Failure to comply results in a hefty fine of £2,500.

In this peculiar setup, a guest reporter found themselves pulled away from the excitement of the game by an overzealous curtain. With a panoramic window blocking their view, they could only listen to the sounds of fans coming in and going out while trying to keep up with the match on radio updates. The hotel room, which would have provided a unique experience for sports enthusiasts, felt more like a sterile environment.

The rules surrounding alcohol consumption at football matches were introduced in the 1980s, a time when hooliganism was rampant in English football. However, some argue that these regulations are disproportionate, particularly for low-risk matches where fans might feel entitled to be treated as they would at other sports events or leisure activities. Until changes to the laws are made, or until Blackpool's hotel finds a way around the rules, guests will continue to miss out on the excitement of watching their team play live.

In an attempt to find some solace in this unusual situation, the reporter opted for a kettle and teabags, hoping that a warm cup would ease the disappointment. Instead, they were left with a sense of defeat and the knowledge that Blackpool's hotel had become an unlikely experiment on human endurance.
 
I mean, come on! A room without a view at a football stadium hotel? It's like they're trying to drive fans crazy! I get that safety is important, but £2,500 fine for not drawing curtains? That's just ridiculous! 🤯 Can't they just make an exception for the players and staff, or even just some paying customers who wanna watch the game in peace? And what about all those rooms that have windows facing other parts of the stadium? Do they get to enjoy the view too? It's just so...absurd! 😂
 
Ugh 🤦‍♂️, who needs a view of the pitch at a football match anyway? I mean, it's not like you're gonna get a better view from your seat in the stadium! And £2,500 for drawing a curtain just because some posh people don't want to see fans having a pint?! Come on! 😂 It's just common sense. Can't they just relax the rules or find another way to deal with it? This whole thing is such a weird oversight 🤷‍♂️, and I'm surprised they didn't think this one through before building the hotel 🏨🚫.
 
omg can u even imagine not being able to watch ur fave team play in person? 🤯 i mean idk what kinda fine is £2,500 tho? feels like they're trying 2 make a point or somethin 😒 anyway hotel rooms r supposed 2 be all about the view not the curtains, lol. maybe blackpool fc should just put up a big screen in the lobby or somethin so fans can still feel the excitement 📺
 
I mean, come on 🤷‍♂️... £2,500 for not being able to watch the game while you're trying to relax? That's just absurd 😂. And what's with the EFL rules anyway? It's like they're more concerned about people getting drunk than actually keeping the peace at the stadium 🤔. I get where they're coming from after the hooligan days, but times have changed and so should the laws. I'd rather pay a premium for a room with a view of the pitch if it means I can enjoy some decent sports action while sipping on a pint 🍺... but nope, not an option at Blackpool's hotel 🤷‍♂️.
 
I mean, come on! £2,500 fine just because someone wants to get a drink while watching the game? It's like they're trying to ruin the experience for paying customers! 🤣 I can understand why the rules were put in place back in the 80s, but times have changed. Nowadays it's not all hooligans and violence anymore. People just wanna relax and enjoy the match with a pint or two.

And what's with these curtains? Can't they just, like, lift one up for a sec when someone wants to grab a drink? It's not that hard! 🤷‍♂️ I'd be so annoyed if I was trying to watch my team play and some bloke next door just kept telling me to keep the noise down. The hotel room should have a view, not a boring old wall! 😒
 
omg is this seriously happening at blackpool stadium hotel? like i get it they dont want fans drinking during matches but £2500 fine for curtain? that just sounds made up 🤯 its not like its gonna make a difference in the grand scheme of things, and can you even imagine trying to have a romantic dinner in one of those rooms with the curtains drawn all the time? like what are they even planning here? some sort of passive-aggressive sports hotel experience or something 😒
 
🤣 can you believe those EFL rules? £2k50 for not being able to have a drink while watching the match is crazy! I mean, who doesn't love a pint while cheering on their team? 🍺😂 and what's with the curtains everywhere? like they're trying to hide something or something 😏. blackpool's hotel should just be open all day and let fans enjoy the game without all these silly rules 🤦‍♂️
 
😒 I gotta say, I'm loving the absurdity of this situation... who knew EFL rules could be so... restrictive? 🤣 I mean, £2,500 for not drawing the curtains? That's just ridiculous! And can you imagine the looks on your face when you're stuck in a room with no view of the pitch, trying to listen to the game on radio updates? 😂 It's like they took all the excitement and energy out of the experience.

I do think it's interesting that these rules were introduced back in the 80s, though. I guess you could say they're still having an impact, even if it is just making hotel rooms a bit... dull. 🏨 But seriously, can't we find a way to strike a balance between safety and fan experience? It seems like there's gotta be a better solution than being stuck in a room with no view of the pitch.

Anyway, I'm gonna go grab a cuppa tea now, but unfortunately, it won't ease my disappointment 😔.
 
😂🤦‍♂️ can you believe this? £2,500 is like, so not worth it for a curtain 🚫! I mean, come on, EFL rules are outdated and should be looked into. Imagine staying at that hotel during the summer when Blackpool aren't playing at home... it's gonna be a total bummer 😔. But, on the bright side, they gotta give guests a warm cuppa if they're stuck listening to the match on the radio 🍵👌
 
I mean, can you believe it? £2,500 fine for keeping curtains drawn just in case some fans get a little too rowdy? It feels like we're still living in the 80s when hooliganism was a thing. I get why they want to prevent stuff from going down, but is this really necessary? And what about us non-fans who just wanna chill and enjoy our stay without all the drama? I'd rather have a room with a view than some boring old sterile environment anytime... 😒
 
omg can u believe this?! blackpool football club stadium hotel is literally breaking my heart lol i mean who wants to pay X pounds per night for a room w/o view of the pitch? it sounds like such a dope experience, but nope, those pesky efl rules got in the way 🤷‍♀️🏟️ and now guests have to resort to listening to radio updates on their phones or, like, actually talking to the person next door lol what's next?! having to ask permission 2 turn on the tv? 😂
 
This is a fascinating study in bureaucratic absurdity! 🤯 I can just imagine being a guest at the stadium hotel, eager to catch some action from the pitch, only to be foiled by those pesky curtains 😩. It highlights the tension between maintaining safety protocols and providing a guest experience that would justify the premium prices they're charging. £2,500 is quite steep for a room without a view, especially considering there are plenty of other hotels in Blackpool with more... shall we say, 'accommodating' policies towards sports enthusiasts 🏠.

On a related note, it's interesting to consider how these rules might be seen as an overreach by some, particularly given the shift in public attitudes towards hooliganism and football culture. Perhaps this is an opportunity for EFL and local authorities to revisit these regulations and find a more balanced approach that doesn't inconvenience innocent guests 🤔.

Anyway, I'd love to experience Blackpool's stadium hotel for myself – but with a view of the pitch, of course! 😉
 
I mean, can you believe it? A room without a view at the Blackpool stadium hotel because of EFL rules? It's just so...bizarre 🤯🏟️. I get why they want to prevent alcohol consumption, but come on, it's not like fans are going to get too rowdy or anything. And £2,500 fine? That's just harsh 💸. I'm all for safety and whatnot, but this feels like an overreaction.

And can you imagine trying to watch a game with the curtains drawn? It's like they're taking away the whole experience of watching live football 🎥👀. It's not like it's some kind of wild stadium event where people are going to get drunk and behave badly. Most fans just want to cheer on their team and have a good time ⚽️.

I'm all for finding ways to make stadiums safer, but this feels like a bit of an overkill. Maybe they could have some sort of compromise or something? Like, maybe the curtains aren't drawn during non-alcohol-consumption hours? 🤔 I don't know, it just seems like a silly rule to me 😂.
 
I mean, come on! £2,500 is like, totally steep for a room without a view 🤣. I get why the EFL wants to prevent fans from drinking during matches, but don't they have any other solutions? Like, maybe some hidden bars or something? And what's with the rule that bedroom curtains gotta be kept drawn anyway? It just seems like a bit of an overreach 👀. I've stayed in rooms before where you could watch the pitch outside and it was literally the best thing ever 🏟️. Can't they just find a compromise here? Or, like, Blackpool's hotel can just start offering special "curtain-less" rooms or something? It's like they're trying to suck the fun out of watching live football 😔
 
I don't know what to think about this 😒... I mean, I do know that the rules are in place for safety reasons, but at the same time, £2,500 is a pretty steep fine 🤑. On one hand, it's not fair to fans who just want to enjoy a drink while watching their team play, but on the other hand, shouldn't hotels be able to set their own policies? I guess that's just the contradiction in me talking - can't have it both ways, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe someone should look into this and find a way for fans to enjoy drinks while watching the game... or maybe not, because then there would be no reason for the rules to exist... ugh, my mind is all over the place now 😩
 
I mean, come on 🤣, who thought this was a good idea? EFL rules are one thing, but drawing curtains during a match is just absurd 🙄. I get where they're coming from with the hooliganism and all that, but £2,500 fine for not keeping your curtains closed? That's just steep 😳. And can you imagine being stuck in a room while watching a game on radio updates? It's like they took the excitement of live sports and sucked it out through a straw 🤦‍♂️.

I'm all about nostalgia, but this one's got me scratching my head 😔. I remember when I was younger, we didn't have all these rules and regulations holding us back from enjoying our favorite sports. It just feels like they're trying to protect people, but not always the right way 🤷‍♂️.

Anyway, if you ever find yourself in Blackpool, skip the hotel room with no view, grab a pint at the stadium, and watch the game on the big screen instead 🍺🏟️. Trust me, it's way more fun 😎.
 
omg what a crazy rule lol cant believe they have to draw curtains during matches its like a total bummer for guests who wanna see the game live u feel? 🤦‍♀️💔 i would totally want to experience watching a match with my fave team cheering on from the stadium hotel but noooo the rules gotta come first 🙄😒
 
I mean, can you imagine booking a room just to watch a football match and then finding out that it's basically impossible due to some obscure rule 🤯? It's like they took a great concept (staying at a stadium hotel during a game) and turned it into a joke. And £2,500 for breaking the rules? That's just ridiculous 💸.

I think what really gets me is that this law was put in place to deal with hooliganism back in the 80s, but times have changed and I'm not sure why we still can't update the rules to accommodate a more modern and safer approach 🤔. It would be one thing if there were concerns about actual violence or safety, but this just seems like an overreaction.

And what's with the atmosphere in that hotel room? I mean, you're paying good money to stay somewhere that should offer an immersive sports experience, and instead you get a sterile environment with drawn curtains 🚫. It's like they took all the excitement out of it. I guess even a warm cup of tea just won't cut it when you've been denied a decent view of the pitch 😐.
 
I mean can you even imagine paying £X per night just to not be able to watch the match? It's like, what's the point of staying at a football-themed hotel if you can't see any action? And £2,500 is just steep for having curtains drawn all game long 🤯. I get that safety first and all, but it feels like a bit of an overkill. Maybe they could just have clear signage saying "no drinking allowed" or something instead of drawing curtains the whole time 💡.
 
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