The Ashes 2025-26: Andy Zaltzman on how statistical history offers England little hope of coming back to win series

England's situation in the Ashes series is bleak, with a 2-0 deficit after two Tests against Australia. The team's batting line-up has shown glimpses of brilliance, but overall, England have struggled to apply their skills on the pitch. This trend mirrors that of previous post-war Ashes tours where teams trailing 2-0 after two Tests had lost the series by at least three tests.

The statistics from past Ashes series suggest that England's efforts will likely be in vain unless a miraculous comeback occurs, which is not out of the realm of possibility given Ben Stokes' career. However, even with an impressive seventh-wicket stand like the one Stokes achieved alongside Will Jacks, England's lack of ability to score at a fast pace and bowl Australia out for under 80 overs in the first four innings of an Ashes series means that all hope may be lost.

One possible redeeming factor is that England have taken more wickets with their spinners than Australia in the first two Tests. However, this has happened before in the past 50 years of Ashes cricket in Australia only when England went on to win the series. With three Tests remaining in the series, it remains to be seen if England can capitalize on this advantage and mount a comeback.

The lack of positive trends for England makes their situation look increasingly dire.
 
Ugh, come on guys, a 2-0 deficit already? That's not even considering the last three tests... πŸ™„ Like, I'm sure Ben Stokes will save them or something, but seriously, how can they expect to turn this around? They've been struggling for so long now. And don't get me wrong, that 7th wicket stand was nice, but like, it's not a magic solution. They need to actually score some fast runs and take Australia out for under 150 in the first four innings or something... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Still, I guess if they can keep getting those spinners going, maybe, just maybe, they'll have a chance... but it's looking pretty bleak right now πŸ˜•
 
OMG, 2-0 down after two tests is a huge hole to dig out of 🀯. I mean, we've seen teams do comebacks before in the Ashes but that's more like a miracle πŸ’«. The stats are against them, they just can't seem to score at a fast pace and bowl Australia out quickly enough ⏱️. But Ben Stokes is a game-changer, let's see what he can do 🀞. Maybe the spinners picking up wickets will be their silver lining ✨. Still feeling like it's gonna be tough for them to mount a comeback though 😐.
 
[Image of a sad Australian kangaroo with a cricket bat] πŸ¨πŸπŸ˜”

[Ben Stokes meme with a surprised expression, holding up 7] 🀯7 wickets saved the day (maybe) πŸ•°οΈ

[A picture of an over-counting clock with Australia's score ticking down to 80] ⏰80 overs, 80 worries 😬
 
Ugh 😟 2-0 down and it's looking grim πŸ€• England's batting line-up is just not doing it for them, they need to step up their game ASAP ⏰ They can't keep relying on Stokes' heroics alone πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ Australia's bowling has been solid and England's can't seem to find a rhythm πŸ’” The spinners are the only ones who've shown some promise but even that's not enough 🀞 It's like they're playing catch-up every time, really hoping for a miracle 😡
 
Ugh πŸ€• I mean, its not looking good for Englands cricket team atm... 🏏 They're 2-0 down after just two tests against Aus, thats never been won by england before. The stats from past ashes series say its all but over unless Stokes has a miracle moment or somethin πŸ˜‚ And even with the impressive stand he had w/ Will Jacks, they still havent managed to bowl aus out for less than 80 overs in an innings... thats just not gonna happen πŸ™„. Its like england just cant score fast enough and lose wickets at a rate of knots 🀯... I mean im keeping the faith that they might pull off a comeback, but its looking more and more unlikely πŸ’”
 
πŸ€• I feel so bad for the English cricket team right now! They're in such a tough spot and it's hard not to think they might not make it back from this. I mean, 2-0 down after two Tests is just a huge gap to bridge, especially when you look at how past teams have fared in similar situations. It's like they need a miracle to turn their season around! 🌟 But Ben Stokes is such a talented player, maybe he can magic up something special with Will Jacks? πŸ’« Still, I think the lack of pace in scoring and bowling Australia out under 80 overs makes it tough for them to recover... 😬
 
England is struggling big time in this Ashes series πŸ˜©πŸ’”. They've got some great players like Ben Stokes, but they just can't seem to score at a good pace & bowl Australia out quickly πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. It's really sad to see them trailing 2-0 after two Tests, it feels like all hope is lost 🀯. But, you never know in cricket, right? Ben Stokes' career is proof that anything can happen πŸ’₯. Fingers crossed they can pull off a miracle comeback! πŸ™πŸ‘
 
oh man, england's ashles situation is getting scary πŸ€• 2-0 down after two tests? that's like setting the bar too low from the start 🚫 they're gonna have to pull off some serious magic to come back on top πŸ’« and even then, it's a long shot 🎯 ben stokes is a game-changer tho, maybe he can single-handedly turn this around 🀞 but realistically, i think england's chances are slim βš–οΈ
 
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