The man taking over the Large Hadron Collider – only to switch it off

New Director of Cern, Professor Mark Thomson, Approves Shutdown of Historic LHC - a Major Upgrade Awaits.

When Mark Thomson takes over as director general of Cern, the world's premier particle physics laboratory on January 1st, he'll be in charge of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a massive machine that recreated conditions near the Big Bang. However, one of his first decisions will be to shut down the LHC for five years to perform critical engineering work. The shutdown is part of an ambitious upgrade project aimed at squeezing the collider's proton beams and making them brighter.

The new superconducting magnets being installed will raise the number of collisions tenfold, according to Thomson, who calls it "an incredibly exciting project." By increasing the luminosity, scientists hope to make more precise measurements of particles and their interactions, potentially revealing cracks in current theories. However, one puzzle remains: why elementary particles gain masses from the Higgs field.

Thomson's tenure will focus on completing this high-luminosity LHC upgrade, which is expected to cost £14 billion. But a much larger, more contentious project also looms on his horizon - the Future Circular Collider (FCC). The proposed machine would be nearly four times the size of the LHC and would require an enormous new tunnel to be built 400 meters underground.

The FCC faces significant engineering challenges and financial hurdles, as Cern's member states struggle to foot the massive £15 billion bill. A debate is ongoing over whether it's the best project for making new discoveries, with many questioning whether it can address some of physics' biggest mysteries, such as dark matter or gravity.

Thomson remains optimistic, stating that "our goal is to understand the universe at its most fundamental level." The future of Cern and its role in advancing scientific knowledge hangs in the balance, with the LHC's successor playing a pivotal role.
 
🤔 I mean, come on, £14 billion for an upgrade project? That's like throwing money at the problem without even questioning if it's the right solution 🤑. Meanwhile, we've got dark matter and gravity still unsolved, and we're throwing billions at this next-generation collider? It seems like Cern is playing a game of musical chairs with funding priorities 🎶.

And what's the point of squeezing those proton beams to make them brighter, anyway? Are we really going to find some answers to life's biggest mysteries in a machine that's just going to repeat the same experiments over and over? 💥 It feels like we're stuck in an infinite loop of scientific progress 🔄. And don't even get me started on the FCC – is it a case of "if you can afford it, throw more money at it" syndrome? 😬
 
I'm so bummed to hear about the shutdown of the LHC 🤕. I mean, what's the point of closing down a machine that's already revolutionized our understanding of the universe? Five years is a long time, and I hope they can get the upgrade done ASAP 💻. But on the bright side, it's not like they're just going to sit idle - there's all this new tech being developed for the high-luminosity LHC that could lead to some game-changing discoveries 🚀. And who knows, maybe the FCC thing will actually happen and we'll get answers to some of those big mysteries like dark matter 😃. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a future where physics is more awesome than ever 🔥!
 
lol what's the point of upgrading the LHC when we still don't know how to harness dark matter energy lol? £14 billion is insane for some fancy machine that might or might not work 🤑🔬 but seriously though if the FCC can crack that puzzle, it'll be lit 🔥
 
🤔 I just read about Mark Thomson becoming the new director of Cern and I'm curious about his plan to shut down the LHC for 5 years. Is it really necessary? I mean, £14 billion is a lot of cash, especially when you consider that some of our everyday tech costs less than that. And what's with this upgrade project? Are they trying to recreate the Big Bang or something? 😂

But in all seriousness, I'm excited about the potential discoveries they could make. The idea of making particles brighter and more precise is pretty cool. However, £15 billion for the FCC is a bit too much for me. Can't we just start with smaller projects and see what works before going all out? 🤑

I guess only time will tell if Thomson's plan pays off. One thing's for sure though - Cern's gonna be busy in the next 5 years! ⏰
 
Man I'm loving this upgrade thingy for the LHC 😊. More precise measurements and potentially revealing some major cracks in our understanding of the universe is like, totally mind-blowing! 🤯 But I gotta say, £14 billion is a crazy amount to shell out for something that's still unclear if it'll be worth it. And don't even get me started on this FCC thing... it sounds like a huge undertaking with too many unknowns 🤔. Still, Professor Thomson seems super optimistic and I'm down to see where this journey takes us 💫. The universe is still full of mysteries and I'm here for the ride 🚀.
 
I'm low-key bummed about the LHC shutdown 🤔💔, but I get it, upgrades are necessary 🔧💪! Mark Thomson's got some big shoes to fill 👞, and this high-luminosity upgrade could be a game-changer 🔥 for our understanding of particles & their interactions 🤖. I'm all for pushing the boundaries of science & exploring new theories 🚀, but let's hope they can make it happen without breaking the bank 💸! The FCC is a whole different beast 🐯, and I'm not sure if it's worth the hype 🤔, but only time will tell ⏰. Fingers crossed for Cern & the pursuit of knowledge 📚👨⚗️ #CERN #LHC #FCC #ParticlePhysics #ScienceMatters
 
🤔 I'm not sure about this new upgrade plan for the LHC... 🚫 I mean, £14 billion is a huge amount of money! What if it doesn't even pay off? 😬 And what about all those scientists who have been working on the LHC for years? They're gonna be out of a job? 💼 It's not like they can just switch to a different project overnight. 📚 I guess only time will tell, but I hope the FCC isn't just a pipe dream... 😅
 
OMG, have you guys ever tried those new sour cream donuts from Krispy Kreme? Like, they're literally life changing 🤯 I mean, I know it sounds weird to talk about food on a physics news thread, but hear me out... I was at the airport last week and I saw this tiny little shop that served the most amazing donuts. I swear, it's like they're infused with happiness or something 😊 Anyway, back to the LHC upgrade – I guess £14 billion is a lot of cash, but what if we spent it on funding research for sustainable energy instead? Like, wouldn't that be awesome 🌟
 
I'm low-key surprised they're shutting down the LHC for five years 🤯. I mean, it's not like they can just slap some new magnets on there and expect everything to work out seamlessly 💡. Five years is a long time, especially considering all the data they'll be losing in that window ⏰. And don't even get me started on the FCC - £15 billion for one project? That's crazy talk 💸. I think it's safe to say Cern needs to revisit their budget and prioritize what's actually going to give us new discoveries 🔍.

And, let's be real, all this talk about "understanding the universe at its most fundamental level" sounds like a fancy way of saying they have no idea what they're doing 🤷‍♂️. I mean, we've been playing with particle physics for decades and still can't crack the code on dark matter or gravity 🔮. Maybe it's time to take a step back and re-evaluate our priorities? Just sayin'
 
Ugh, can't believe they're shutting down the LHC for 5 years 🙄. I mean, I get it, upgrading is necessary, but five years is a long time... all those scientists who've spent their careers studying that machine will have to wait even longer for new results 😐. And £14 billion for just the upgrade? That's crazy 💸. What's going on with the money, anyway? They say they need it for the FCC, but I'm not convinced 🤔. I don't think we really need a machine that's 4 times bigger than the LHC... sounds like more of the same old thing to me 🚫. Can't they just get some smaller, cheaper upgrades done first? 🤑
 
Ugh, can't believe this 😩 - shutting down the LHC for 5 years is crazy! I mean, sure, they're gonna make it more efficient and all that, but what about the research that's already being done? It feels like we're just gonna lose momentum here. And £14 billion? That's a pretty penny 🤑. Not to mention the even bigger (and more confusing) FCC project... I mean, can't they just focus on one thing for once? 💭 But I guess that's not how science works, right? We gotta keep pushing boundaries and taking risks. Fingers crossed it all pays off 🤞!
 
Ugh, I'm so done with these massive projects 🤯. Like, can't they just fix what's broken instead of ripping everything out and starting from scratch? £14 billion for an upgrade is insane, but I guess it's better than the FCC's proposed price tag of £15 billion 💸. It feels like Cern is playing a game of "keep up with the Joneses" in the scientific community 📈. And what's with all these huge machines and tunnels? Can't they just stick to their research and leave the engineering to someone else? 🤷‍♂️ The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that we're just throwing money at a problem without actually solving anything 💸💔.
 
😒 I don't think we should be so quick to assume the FCC is a waste of resources. £15 billion may seem like a lot, but what if it leads to life-changing breakthroughs? We need scientists like Mark Thomson who are willing to take risks and push the boundaries of human knowledge. Shutting down the LHC for five years might not be ideal, but think about all the amazing discoveries that came from the Large Electron-Positron Collider back in the day! 🚀 Let's keep an open mind and support our scientists as they work towards a brighter future for physics research. 💡
 
OMG yay 🎉! I'm so stoked for Professor Mark Thomson taking over as director general of Cern! 💥 This upgrade project is gonna be life-changing 🌟! A 10-fold increase in collisions? That's insane 🔮💫! Can't wait to see what new discoveries come out of it 😆. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to explore the mysteries of dark matter and gravity? 💪 Mind blown just thinking about it... 💥
 
🤔 I'm low-key bummed about the LHC shutdown, fam. Five years is a long time to be stuck without our favorite machine 😩. But at the same time, £14 billion is a serious investment in science and we gotta see where it takes us 🔍. As for the FCC, I get why people are skeptical... 15 billion quid is a lot of cash 💸. Can they really make it happen? Only time will tell ⏰. One thing's for sure, though: Mark Thomson's got some big shoes to fill 😅.
 
🤯 I'm both hyped and confused about this new direction for Cern! 🤔 Five years is a long time to shut down the LHC, but if it means making those proton beams brighter, I'm all for it 💡. But, oh man, the FCC project sounds like a whole different can of worms 🐜. £15 billion is insane 💸 and I don't think anyone's really sure what they'll discover with that massive machine 🤔. I mean, dark matter and gravity are some big mysteries to solve 🔮. Maybe it's all worth it in the end, but for now, I'm just gonna sit back and watch 👀. Can't wait to see what Thomson comes up with 🎉
 
Ugh I'm literally shook about this news!!! 😲 A 5-year shutdown for the LHC? It's like we're taking two steps forward and three back! All that work on upgrading the collider to make it more precise and now we're just going to sit around waiting for 5 years?! 🤯 What's the point of even calling it an upgrade if we're not even gonna use it for a whole year?! 💥 And don't even get me started on the FCC project... £15 billion? Are you kidding me?! 🤑 It's like they want to bankrupt Cern or something! 💸 I mean, I'm all for pushing the boundaries of science and understanding the universe at its most fundamental level, but can we please just make it work?! 💪 How are we supposed to solve some of physics' biggest mysteries with this kind of uncertainty and financial strain? 🤔 It's just too much to handle! 😩
 
OMG 🤯 I'm kinda stoked about the new upgrade project for the LHC, it'll be like, whoa 😮 to see those proton beams get squeezed & made brighter! But at the same time, I'm worried about the timeline, 5 years is a looong time ⏰. What if they can't finish it on time? Will it still make sense to build this massive FCC thingy? 🤔 It's like, are we really gonna find answers to those deep mysteries of dark matter & gravity with something that big? 🤯👀
 
😊 I'm low-key bummed about shutting down the LHC for 5 years 🤕. It feels like we're losing out on some major discoveries 🚀. But hey, maybe this upgrade project will give us even more bang for our buck 🔥! The idea of making those proton beams brighter and increasing collisions tenfold is mind-blowing 💥. And who knows, it might just lead to answers about why particles gain mass from the Higgs field 🔍.

I'm also intrigued by the FCC project 🤔. While I get the concerns about engineering challenges and costs, I think it's worth exploring. It's like, if we can make a machine nearly four times the size of the LHC, we might be able to tackle some of physics' biggest mysteries 🔮. Dark matter, gravity... these are the questions that have been keeping us up at night 😴.

As long as Mark Thomson and his team keep pushing the boundaries, I'm down for it 🎉! The future of Cern is gonna be lit 💡.
 
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