The spy who came in from the bus stop | Brief letters

A former British defence attaché to Moscow revealed he was constantly followed when leaving the embassy, with even a bus driver acknowledging the tailing. This chilling account highlights the risks faced by diplomats and spies operating abroad.

In another intriguing anecdote from the Cold War era, a British spy in 1960s Moscow recounted how a fellow passenger in the same bus offered him his fare one morning. However, before accepting the donation, the stranger discreetly pointed to an accomplice – a Russian tasked with tailing the Briton. The two exchanged knowing glances, illustrating the level of surveillance and paranoia that defined life as a foreign operative.

In addition to its espionage stories, readers' letters also highlighted the talents of Guardian writers outside their respective fields. Martin Kettle's reviews of classical music were praised for showcasing his knowledge and insight. It remains to be seen if he will continue to contribute to these features in his future retirement.

The letters section also saw reactions from readers who found themselves outdone by other contributors' writing. Sophie Houston confessed that John Crace had already articulated her thoughts on a particular issue, prompting her to retract her planned letter.

Furthermore, the use of colloquialisms and wordplay was evident when Chris Osborne likened the task of changing a double duvet cover to "wrestling with the bear". The phrase originated from Neil Young's guitar soloing in the Guardian.

Lastly, Cherry Weston noted the similarity between Robert Jenrick's rise as a politician and Nigel Farage's potential role as Deputy Dawg – a nickname for a cartoon character.
 
I'm so glad they're highlighting these interesting stories about espionage & spy games 🕵️‍♂️. As a parent, I think it's really cool to learn about the history of intelligence agencies, but also super scary thinking about how much surveillance was going on back then 😳. It's like, you can't even take a bus ride without being watched? What kind of world are we living in?! 🤯

It's interesting that Martin Kettle is getting praise for his classical music reviews – I've got two kids who love music & it's great to see people sharing their passion 😊. But what's also lovely is the humility shown by Sophie Houston, retraction and all 💕.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it sounds when someone compares changing a duvet cover to "wrestling with the bear" 🤣? Like, yeah, that might be a challenge for me too... but at least I don't have to navigate espionage 😂!
 
🤔 This is wild stuff! I mean, who knew being followed around like a chicken with its head cut off was a thing? 🚶‍♂️ The story about the bus driver recognizing the tailing is just crazy! It's no wonder diplomats and spies have to be so paranoid when working abroad. Like, how are you supposed to trust anyone in a foreign country?

And oh man, that anecdote about the fellow passenger in 1960s Moscow? Mind blown! 🤯 The level of surveillance was insane. I can only imagine what it would've been like living like that.

But anyway, kudos to Martin Kettle for still bringing his A-game with those classical music reviews 🎵. And sorry Sophie Houston for getting outdone by John Crace 😂. And Chris Osborne's wrestling with the bear analogy? Genius! 😂 Love how you came up with that one from Neil Young.

Lastly, Robert Jenrick vs Deputy Dawg? Haha, nice comparison Cherry Weston 🤣. You're a genius! 👏
 
🤔 Life is like being a spy, right? Constantly on the lookout for someone watching your back... or not! The idea that even a bus driver would follow you around just to make sure you're safe, yet still tailing you anyway, is wild 💥. It's like we all live with some level of paranoia, waiting for that one moment when our lives are scrutinized. But at the same time, it makes me wonder - what price do we pay for security and protection? Is it worth giving up a bit of freedom just to feel safe? Food for thought 🤝
 
So this is crazy, right? 🤯 Like, we're talking espionage, surveillance, and tailing - it's like something out of a spy novel or a Bond film! 😂 And the Russian tactic of 'paying off' informants by pointing to an accomplice? That's just chilling. 👻 I mean, can you imagine walking down the street in Moscow, not knowing who's watching you?

It's also interesting to see how these old Cold War stories are still making waves today. The Guardian's archives are like a treasure trove of fascinating anecdotes and insights into the lives of spies and diplomats.

And on a lighter note, I love that Chris Osborne came up with such a great analogy for changing a duvet cover - 'wrestling with the bear'! 😂 It's just another example of how language can be used to make complex tasks seem more relatable.
 
😮👀 constantly being followed is soooo unsettling 🤯🚫 can't imagine living like that 😩💔 spies & diplomats deserve some serious respect 👏 safety first, you know? 🙅‍♂️ bus drivers even noticed the tailing 🚌🕵️‍♀️

that story about the fellow passenger in Moscow is wild 🤯😲 knowing glances = total paranoia 🕷️💥 sounds like the cat & mouse game was on 🔍🔴

love how Martin Kettle's classical music reviews got some love 🎶👏 gotta respect the expert 😊 will he continue to rock this feature in retirement? 🤔👀

oh no, Sophie Houston felt outdone 🙈😳 John Crace is like a master of words, you can't compete 💫💬 retraction is key, imo 📝💯

haha, Chris Osborne's wrestling with the bear analogy is 😂🤣 genius! Neil Young's guitar soloing is 🔥🎸

and Robert Jenrick vs Deputy Dawg = 👀👊 Nigel Farage might be onto something? 🤔🐕
 
Ugh 😒, I'm like totally freaking out about this news! 🚨 As a total newbie to espionage, it sounds crazy that even the bus driver is watching you... it's like, what's up with that?! 🚌😳 I get why they need to be careful, but still, it's super paranoid. Has anyone else been in a situation where they felt like they're being watched all the time? 😅 #DiplomaticLife #SurveillanceState

And omg, can you believe Martin Kettle is getting praise for his classical music reviews?! 🎵💯 That's amazing! I've always loved his writing style, and it's great to see him get recognized outside of politics. #ClassicalMusicLover #JournalistGoals

But seriously, the letters section is giving me LIFE 💖. Sophie Houston retraction though? 🤣 We've all been there, right?! 😂 And Chris Osborne's wrestling with a double duvet cover analogy... 🔥👏 Neil Young's guitar soloing originated from The Guardian? 🙌 That's so cool! #WordplayWednesday

And lastly, I'm dead about Robert Jenrick and Nigel Farage's connection to Deputy Dawg 🤣. It's like, what a ridiculous nickname for a cartoon character... 😂 #DramaAlert
 
can u imagine bein on some bus in moscow with no way out 🚌😬? that's wild thinkin bout them spy games back in the day... like, what r u even doin if someone points to their "accomplice" 🤯 and u just chill? anywayz, nice to see martin kettle gettin some props 4 his classical music reviews - sounds like a total expert 💡
 
🤔 I mean, it's crazy to think that even back in the 60s, spies were still under so much surveillance. Like, what even is the point of trying to have a normal life when you're constantly being watched? 😒 And then you see these stories of diplomats and spies just going about their daily lives, never knowing who's on their tail. It's like something out of a spy novel. 📚

And I gotta say, I love how the Guardian is still embracing its quirky side, whether it's with Martin Kettle's classical music reviews or Chris Osborne's bear wrestling analogy 😂. But at the same time, it's also cool to see people owning up to their own biases and being like "hey, you're actually articulating what I was going to say" 🤝.

But what really caught my attention was Cherry Weston's observation about Robert Jenrick and Nigel Farage. Like, is that some kind of clever commentary on how politics works? Or is it just a weird coincidence? 🤔 Either way, it's definitely food for thought 😊.
 
I'm still on edge thinking about those diplomats and spies back then 🕵️‍♂️😬. Imagine having someone watching you everywhere, even the bus driver knows! It gives me chills just thinking about it 😲. I mean, we're talking 60s Moscow here, it's like something straight out of a spy thriller novel 💥. But what really got me was that little exchange between two people on the bus – one guy offers to pay his fare and then points to someone else... mind blown! 🤯

And can we talk about these readers' letters for a sec? 😂 Sophie Houston is a great example of humility, retraction is key! 💡 And who knew Martin Kettle's music reviews were so good that they're worth reading when he's not reviewing music 🎵. Plus, I love Chris Osborne's wrestling with the bear analogy... and did you know where it came from? 🤓

Lastly, Cherry Weston is a genius for spotting that Robert Jenrick-Nigel Farage connection 🤯👀. It just goes to show, there are patterns in politics, even if they're not always easy to spot 🔍. But hey, at least we can all agree on one thing – those double duvet covers are no joke 😂!
 
🤔 I mean, seriously though, have you guys seen some of these bus situations? Like that one Brit in Moscow getting his fare paid by some random dude who's secretly working with the Russians... it's wild. And what's up with Sophie Houston thinking she could outdo John Crace on an issue he already covered? 🙄 Anyway, I do love Chris Osborne's wrestling with a double duvet cover analogy – sounds like Neil Young's soloing is just the best 😎
 
omg this is so wild that diplomats and spies are being followed everywhere they go? 🤯 like what if you're just trying to grab a coffee on the way home from work?! and those Russian agents must've been super paranoid back then, always looking over their shoulders like in a spy movie 😬 also i love how some readers were all like "wait wait wait, I didn't think of that" when they saw someone else's letter already covered what they wanted to say 😂 and i'm dying over this part about Robert Jenrick being compared to Deputy Dawg 🐶💥
 
😂👀 I mean, who needs Netflix when you've got real-life spy movies playing out on the streets of Moscow? A bus driver acknowledging a tail? That's like me claiming to be a stand-up comedian when someone in the audience is laughing at my jokes 😉🚌! But seriously, it's crazy to think that even innocent actions can have a hidden agenda. I'd rather not be followed by anyone, even if they're trying to collect my thoughts 🤯💭. On a lighter note, who knew wrestling with a double duvet was so...enlightening? Chris Osborne, you're a genius! And Cherry Weston's Robert Jenrick vs Nigel Farage comparison is like the ultimate meme 😂👊. Guess you could say John Crace is the real-life ' Deputy Dawg' – always one step ahead of the competition 😉😜
 
bus drivers are always going to be on the lookout for a free fare 🚐😒 it's actually kinda reassuring that there's this level of attention to detail, even if it does make you feel like you're being watched all the time...i mean, can't blame them really, some of those guys were playing with fire over there.
 
🤔 I'm getting shivers just thinking about the risks faced by diplomats & spies abroad! Constant surveillance like that is insane 🚫. It's crazy to think that even just hitching a bus ride could be an opportunity for someone to tail you 🚌. And what if they didn't have anyone around to notice? 😳 Not exactly reassuring, especially for those working in the field 💼.

And I love the fun side of things too! 🤣 Like Chris Osborne's wrestling with the bear analogy 😂 – who knew Neil Young was a source for a phrase?! 🎸 Also, Sophie Houston's humility is really inspiring 🙏. We should all strive to be open about when someone else has nailed an idea 💡.

It's also interesting how Martin Kettle's classical music reviews were praised 🎵. I'd love to hear more of those! 📚 And Cherry Weston's observation about Robert Jenrick & Nigel Farage is spot on 👀. We should keep an eye out for any 'Deputy Dawg' tendencies in politicians 😉.
 
🤦‍♀️ honestly can't even imagine what it'd be like to work abroad as a spy or diplomat... I mean, we always talk about the excitement of new adventures in parenting, but this is on a whole different level 🚀. Those spy stories are crazy! I can just imagine being followed everywhere and having to deal with all that paranoia 😬.

But what's really cool (or hilarious?) is how some readers' letters have me laughing out loud 😂. Like, who knew Martin Kettle's classical music reviews were so insightful? 🎵 And Chris Osborne's wrestling with the bear analogy... I'm totally stealing that one for when my kids are being stubborn 😂.

And omg Cherry Weston's Robert Jenrick and Deputy Dawg comparison had me dying 💀! It's like someone took a look at our current politics and went "let's make a cartoon character out of these politicians" 🤣. Anyway, just another day in the Guardian's letters section... entertaining as always 😊📰
 
omg u guys cant believe this former brit intel guy was literally followed everywhere he went lol like what kinda surveillance state is this 🤯😂 but seriously its crazy how much paranoia they had back in the day even when ur just tryna catch a bus to work...or get ur morning coffee...anyway i feel bad for the poor bloke who got his fare paid by some russian agent and had to play along lol what a wild game of cat & mouse 🎭🕵️‍♂️
 
omg u guyz i cant even right now lol 🤯 just read about all these spy stories from like back in the day and its CRAZY how much surveillance there was!! 😲 & also omg martin kettle is a genius 💡 his classical music reviews r so insightful & well-written! 💯 & on a lighter note, that coloquialism from chris osborne is LITERALLY the most creative thing i've seen all week 🤣 wrestling with the bear to change a duvet cover LOL. but seriously tho, who knew neil young's guitar soloing had an impact on everyday life? 🎸👀 & cherry westons observation about nigel farage & deputy dawg is SO true lol 🙄 i can see it now 🐶😂
 
🤔 so i think its wild how much surveillance was going on back then like what if you were just trying to catch a bus home from work and suddenly there's this guy following you? that's some serious paranoia right there 🚨. and on the other hand, can we talk about how amazing it is when people are willing to help each other out even in tense situations? the story about the bus driver paying for the stranger's fare before revealing he was a tailer is just so cool 😊.
 
Wow 🤯! I'm still trying to wrap my head around how much surveillance goes on during espionage missions abroad. It's like something straight out of a Bond movie, but it's all too real for the folks who have to deal with it.

Interesting 😏 how Sophie Houston got her thoughts preemptively stolen by John Crace. I guess you can never underestimate the power of good writing! 📚

I'm loving the colloquialisms, especially that wrestling-with-the-bear bit – Neil Young is a genius! 🎸 And Cherry Weston's observation about Robert Jenrick and Nigel Farage being similar in their rise to politics? Mind blown 😲.
 
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