Why MAGA won’t rally for “Melania” documentary

I think the biggest problem with this documentary is that it's just another example of people trying to make a quick buck off someone else's name recognition 🤑. I mean, come on, $28 million for one film? That's crazy talk! And yeah, the director's baggage doesn't exactly help matters. It's like they're more interested in making a profit than actually telling a compelling story. And let's be real, Melania herself isn't exactly the most fascinating subject – I mean, how many times can you show her smiling and waving before it starts to get boring 😴. The film industry should focus on creating stories that matter, not just using someone's name as a marketing gimmick 💸.
 
🤷‍♂️ I mean, no surprise here. A film about Melania being a total letdown for Trump fans. I guess you can't make a documentary about someone who's basically a blank slate (no pun intended) and expect people to be invested. And yeah, the whole thing feels like a vanity project, which is exactly what it is. Brett Ratner's involvement doesn't help matters either... that guy's got some serious skeletons in his closet 🕵️‍♂️. It's like Amazon was trying to make a statement or something, but all they ended up with is a bunch of cash that went straight into Melania's bank account 💸. Meanwhile, we've got the Wall Street Journal and Washington Post being used as tools for Bezos' agenda... not cool, dude 😒. Anyways, just another example of how Hollywood tries to swoop in and influence public opinion without really putting in any effort 🙄.
 
🤦‍♂️ Amazon should've spent that $75 million on something actually good, you know? Like a solid series or something with depth, not just some shallow "documentary" about Melania 😒. I mean, who even cares about her story? She's just this empty, shell of a wife and First Lady 🚫. And don't even get me started on Brett Ratner - what was Amazon thinking? He's got a history of shady stuff, and they still went ahead with him as director 🤥. Now we've got a film that's all about self-serving Trump fans trying to profit off their own wife's image... it's just so extra 💁‍♀️. And can we talk about the whole Bezos thing? It's like he's trying to buy influence and crush any opposing views, and then just expects everyone to be okay with it 🤪. Sorry, not sorry, but this film is a total waste of time and money 🚮
 
I don't get why anyone would waste $75 million on a documentary about Melania, tbh 🤔 It's just not that interesting, you know? I mean, she's always been this bland, blank slate type - no one really knows much about her, and that makes for boring TV. And yeah, the fact that Trump profited from his own family's involvement is pretty sketchy, but it's not like anyone was expecting a deep dive into Melania's psyche 🤷‍♀️ The real problem here is the way media outlets are just trying to sell clicks and attention - they're more worried about Bezos' PR than journalistic integrity 💸
 
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