A defense of Thanksgiving turkey

The Unlikely Charm of Thanksgiving Turkey

When it comes to a traditional American holiday like Thanksgiving, one might expect the centerpiece to be a more flavorful and aromatic dish. Alas, that's not always the case with the bird often relegated to the table: turkey.

It's puzzling why Americans continue to celebrate this less-than-stellar meat on a day meant to appreciate all things good in life. The problem isn't so much the taste itself – after all, when done right, turkey can be decently flavored – but rather its tendency to dry out, leaving guests with a less-than-savory experience.

The issue is made worse by the fact that there are far more delicious meats available to choose from, like lamb, steak, pork, and even seafood options. So, what keeps people coming back for turkey year after year? Is it simply tradition or something more?

While some might argue that turkey's blandness has actually become a blessing in disguise, as it necessitates the creation of scrumptious side dishes to compensate. It's almost as if the absence of flavor forces Americans to rely on their resourcefulness and creativity when cooking.

One person who seems to appreciate turkey is Christian Paz, a self-proclaimed traditionalist who enjoys the bird for its nostalgic value and versatility. However, even he acknowledges that deep-frying turkey can be a recipe for disaster – literally.

So, what makes Paz's approach stand out? He swears by brining, basting, and – yes – plenty of butter to bring out the best in his turkey. While it may not be for everyone, Paz is adamant that with the right technique, even the most mundane meat can become something special.

As for alternatives, Paz leans towards roast chicken or salmon on special occasions. But let's be real: when it comes to Thanksgiving, there's just no replacing the classic bird.

Ultimately, perhaps the enduring appeal of turkey lies not in its taste but in the tradition and nostalgia surrounding it. After all, as Paz so aptly puts it, "trad is ok" – even if the meat itself isn't always impressive.
 
🤔 I'm like totally stoked about Thanksgiving turkey! I mean, what's wrong with a classic bird? 🦃 It's become such a big part of American culture and tradition, and that's what makes it so special, you know? 🙅‍♂️ Plus, people always say that the sides are the real stars of the show anyway, so turkey is just the perfect centerpiece to bring everything together. 🤝 I'm not saying it has to be this super flavorful meat or anything... sometimes a bland bird can be kinda nice, you know? 😴 I mean, Christian Paz is like totally onto something with his brining and basting techniques - who knew adding more butter could make such a difference?! 🍖️ I guess what I'm saying is that turkey has its own special charm that makes it worth celebrating every year. 🎉
 
idk why ppl keep goin back 2 turkey every year 🤷‍♂️🦃 it's just dry & bland, but at least u can make some dope sides 2 save the day lol like brining & basting is key 💧🔥 or maybe it's jus tradition & nostalgia? 🎉 ppl r always sayin sum1 should just switch up w/ lamb or steak, but why fix what ain't broke, right? 😂
 
idk why ppl still go for turkey on thanksgiving tho 🤷‍♀️ its like u guys r missing out on so much better options but i guess its tradition and nostalgia all over the place 🙃 Paz's approach to deep frying/brining is pretty cool tho 🍗👌 and im with him on using butter lol who doesn't love a good pat of butter on their turkey?
 
🤔 The whole thing feels kinda superficial, you know? Like we're celebrating a dish just 'cause it's expected of us, rather than because it's actually good. And don't even get me started on how dry it can be... 🐓💦 Still, I guess there's something to be said for making the most of it, and Paz's approach does seem pretty solid. Brining and basting can work wonders, and who doesn't love a good slab of butter? 😋
 
🤔 I mean, I get why people stick to traditional turkey on Thanksgiving... there's just something comforting about it 🦃. It's like a warm hug for your stomach 🥰. And let's be real, all that delicious stuffing and mashed potatoes are kinda necessary to balance out the flavorlessness of the turkey 😂. Plus, it's an excuse to try out new recipes and flavors on the side! 👩‍🍳 But at the end of the day, I think Paz is onto something with his brining and basting trick 🤓. Who knew butter could make all the difference? 💦
 
🤣 I mean, who needs flavor when you've got nostalgia and traditions right? Turkey's like the awkward cousin at Thanksgiving dinner – nobody really likes you, but we're stuck with you anyway. 🦃😂 The fact that people still flock to it year after year is kinda admirable, actually. It's like they're trying to prove that tradition can indeed overcome a lack of flavor. And let's be real, those side dishes are where the magic happens! 🍚👨‍🍳 Bring on the stuffing, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce – we'll just pretend the turkey's not there... or is it? 😂
 
I mean, what's up with Americans loving turkey on Thanksgiving 🤔? I get why people stick to tradition, but come on, there are way better options out there! I've had some amazing lamb and steak at family gatherings, and roast chicken or salmon would be a total winner over dry turkey every time 🍗. And don't even get me started on brining and basting - that sounds like a recipe for disaster 😂. But hey, if it's working for Christian Paz, I guess tradition does matter... but still, I'm team lamb all the way 🦌
 
I mean, what's up with us Americans and our Thanksgiving turkey obsession 🤔? I get that tradition plays a big role, but come on, can't we mix things up a bit? Turkey's not exactly known for its flavor, so it's pretty sad when it ends up dry and gross 😐. And don't even get me started on how many better options there are out there, like lamb or steak 🍖️.

But hey, I guess some people do appreciate the nostalgic value of turkey, like Christian Paz does 💡. He's got this whole brining and basting thing down, and even adds extra butter to make it more special 🥖. It's almost impressive how creative we can get with mediocre ingredients when we need to be 😂.

I think what I love most about Paz's approach is that he's not afraid to experiment and try new things, but still sticks with his roots on Thanksgiving 💕. And honestly, who are we to say that turkey's gotta be the star of the show? Maybe it's time for us to mix it up a bit and give those other meats some love 🤗.
 
I gotta say, I'm still confused about why people love turkey on Thanksgiving 🤔. I mean, don't get me wrong, a good roast chicken or salmon can be amazing, but there's just something so... bland about the ol' bird. Like, what's up with that? 🐓 And yeah, let's be real, it's all about those awesome sides, right? Mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce – that's where the magic happens! 🥔 But seriously, if you're gonna serve turkey, you gotta bring your A-game with the cooking and seasonings. Brining, basting, and butter are key, I'm convinced of it 😂. And hey, even if you're not a fan of turkey, there's still plenty of other delicious options out there – so why stick to tradition? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's just my old-school upbringing showing, but I think Paz is onto something with his roast chicken alternative on special occasions... who am I kidding, turkey will always be king (or queen?) on Thanksgiving 🦃!
 
I don't get why people still flock to that old bird every year 🤔🦃. I mean, have we learned nothing from our parents' Thanksgiving feasts? The dry meat, the soggy gravy... it's like a never-ending recipe for disaster 😂. And don't even get me started on the calories - all that butter and basting can't be good for you 🤯.

But hey, I guess some people appreciate the nostalgia factor, like Christian Paz 😊. He knows his stuff when it comes to brining and basting, but even he's being realistic about deep-frying the thing... that's just a disaster waiting to happen 💥!

I still stick with my mom's old-school Thanksgiving menu - roast chicken or ham all the way 🙌. At least those options are tried and true (no pun intended). Turkey will always be the default, but I'll take a pass on it every year 👋.
 
idk why ppl still eat turkey on thanksgiving 🤷‍♀️ like isnt it just a big ol' piece of dry meat? i mean dont get me wrong, i love a good roast chicken or salmon too 😋 but turkey is like so...american 🇺🇸 its like we're stuck in this tradition no matter how bland the bird is 🤪
 
🦃 I mean, come on... what's the deal with Thanksgiving turkey? It's like we're stuck in some kind of culinary loop where everyone's just going through the motions because that's what they've always done. And don't even get me started on how dry it can be... ugh! 🤢

I think Paz might be onto something, though - brining and basting can make all the difference. But at the end of the day, I still don't get why people are so obsessed with turkey. Is it just because it's tradition? Because let's be real, we've been brainwashed into thinking that a certain type of bird is "the star" of Thanksgiving dinner.

I'd rather have a juicy lamb or steak any day... but hey, if you're feeling nostalgic and want to go for the classic turkey, Paz's tips might just do the trick. And who knows, maybe it's not about the taste at all - maybe it's just about the memories we associate with that particular bird. That makes me think maybe I'll try something new this year... 🤔
 
🦃 Turkey's stats are still on point! 📈 1 in 5 Americans eat turkey on Thanksgiving (25%), while only 15% say they enjoy the taste 🤔. But here's a fun fact: dry turkey affects 70% of guests, making it the most disappointing part of the meal 😳. And did you know? The average American consumes 3,200 calories on Turkey Day, with 2,500 coming from the main course 🍴👀.

Some interesting demographics:

* Younger Americans (18-24) are more likely to choose beef or pork over turkey (44% vs 25%)
* Women prefer a more balanced meal, opting for lamb or seafood 40% of the time
* On average, families spend $40-$50 on turkey alone 🤑

Interestingly, 60% of people would still celebrate Thanksgiving even if they didn't like turkey. Maybe it's tradition, maybe it's nostalgia... who knows? 🤷‍♀️ One thing's for sure: with the right recipe and technique, turkey can be a real winner (Paz's brining method is worth trying)!
 
I'm curious about why Americans still go for turkey on Thanksgiving 🤔. It's almost like we've created a cultural expectation around this meal that's hard to shake off. I mean, have you ever tried lamb or steak on Thanksgiving? Nope, didn't think so 😂. But seriously, Paz's approach to brining and basting the turkey seems like a game-changer. It's all about elevating the flavor of a mediocre meat into something special 🍗. And let's be real, who doesn't love butter? It's almost like we're making up for the turkey's lackluster taste with creative side dishes 🤷‍♀️. I guess what I'm saying is that our collective nostalgia and tradition around Thanksgiving just can't be beat ❤️.
 
🤔 I mean, come on... a whole article about Thanksgiving turkey being kinda meh? 🙄 Like, don't get me wrong, I've had my fair share of dry turkeys in my time, but is it really worth celebrating every year? 🦃 I'm all for tradition and nostalgia, but can't we mix things up a bit? And brining and basting the turkey to death isn't really an option if you want to keep it traditional, right? 🤷‍♂️ As for Paz's approach, while I get what he's saying about needing to compensate with better side dishes, it just seems like a cop-out to me. Can't we have some better options on the table (no pun intended)?
 
I dont get why ppl still go for turkey on thanksgiving 🤷‍♂️. I mean, its just a bird, right? u can get way more flavorful meats like lamb or steak any day of the week. but i guess its all about tradition and nostalgia for some ppl... my fam always had this crazy debate about whether to go with turkey or ham on thanksgiving lol, and now we just stick to one thing cuz it's easier 🤣. but hey, if deep-frying turkey is what keeps ppl coming back then thats cool, i guess 🍴. brining and basting is def the way to go tho... all that butter sounds like a game changer 😋
 
I'm still baffled by why turkey is the go-to bird for Thanksgiving 🦃🤔. Don't get me wrong, I love a good roast chicken or salmon as much as the next person! But seriously, have we gotten this far in the culinary world that turkey just has to be the centerpiece? It's all about the sides, right? The stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce... those are the real MVPs 🥘👌. And let's not forget about brining and basting - that's where the magic happens! 😎 Christian Paz seems like a breath of fresh air with his technique, but I'm still team roast chicken all the way 🍗💕
 
i think paz has a point about brining & basting... adds this extra layer of flavor 🤔🍗 it's like he's saying, even if turkey isn't that great on its own, with some TLC it can shine 💡 but at the same time, i get why ppl might just stick with what they know & love – tradition does hold a lot of weight in american culture ❤️ and maybe we should be celebrating not just the food, but the fact that it brings people together too 🦃👪
 
I think it's fascinating that Americans still insist on serving turkey on Thanksgiving despite its limitations 😊. The fact that it's often overcooked and dry seems counterintuitive to the holiday's emphasis on warmth and hospitality. I wonder if the nostalgia surrounding traditional dishes plays a bigger role in keeping turkey as the centerpiece than our taste buds themselves 🤔.

I do appreciate Paz's pragmatic approach, though! Brining and basting can work wonders for even the most unassuming meats 🍗. And let's be real, when it comes to Thanksgiving, sometimes the classics are hard to beat – like a perfectly cooked turkey with all the trimmings 🦃. Maybe the value of tradition lies not in the taste itself, but in the sense of community and shared experience that comes with breaking bread together 👫.
 
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