Accused fake cop beats third impersonation case after defending himself in Cook County trial

Local Man's Latest Victory Marks Third Time He's Successfully Defended Himself in Court

Robert Ellis, 67, has secured his third consecutive courtroom win after representing himself as "pro se litigant" against Cook County prosecutors. His latest victory came on Friday, marking a significant milestone in his ongoing quest for justice.

In this case, Ellis was acquitted of charges related to misrepresenting himself as a police officer while attempting to obtain new license plates for his car. He claimed that the police had confiscated an "M" plate from his vehicle at a Chicago White Sox game and subsequently removed it. According to Ellis, he showed his Illinois driver's license at the Secretary of State's office to get a civilian license plate, but was still targeted by authorities.

Ellis argued that the state's impersonation law should only apply to underlying crimes like robbery or financial fraud, rather than simply representing oneself as a police officer. He claimed that this was an unconstitutional attempt to restrict his free speech and that he spent three and a half months in jail and missed his first daughter's birthday for no reason.

"I literally had nothing," Ellis said during the trial, when asked about the "Beta Alpha" police badge that was allegedly presented at the Secretary of State's office. "This one pissed me off the most."

Ellis has been on a roll, having previously won two cases in 2024 and 2025, both while representing himself in court. In those cases, he successfully defended against charges of impersonating a police officer in Pembroke Township.

The veteran litigant has taken to social media to express his gratitude to the judge who presided over his latest case. "You can thank me by staying out of trouble," the judge reportedly told Ellis.

Ellis is now considering filing a wrongful arrest lawsuit against police and prosecutors, citing financial need as the primary motivator for pursuing such action.
 
๐Ÿค” this guy's determination is pretty wild lol he's like a serial court winner or something! his argument about free speech vs impersonation law is legit tho ๐Ÿค‘ i mean who doesn't wanna express themselves on the road? but at the same time, can't we just get along and not pretend to be someone we're not? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ anyway gotta give this dude props for going up against the system and coming out on top ๐Ÿ‘
 
Man this guy's been through a wild ride ๐Ÿคฏ. Defending himself in court three times is already impressive but he just won his third consecutive win ๐Ÿ˜Ž. What's even crazier is that he actually has a point about the impersonation law ๐Ÿค”, like who thought it was a good idea to restrict free speech like that? Ellis's argument makes sense and I'm glad to see him speaking up for himself ๐Ÿ’ช.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it is that he spent 3.5 months in jail over this? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ That's just not right, especially when you consider he missed his first daughter's birthday ๐ŸŽ‚. Anyways, it's great to see him taking a stand and now he might even get compensated for the whole ordeal ๐Ÿ’ธ.

On a side note, I'm curious about how he plans on using the court system to his advantage next time around ๐Ÿ˜. That wrongful arrest lawsuit could be a game-changer ๐Ÿš€
 
๐Ÿคฉ Oh man, I'm literally cheering for Robert Ellis right now!!! He's like a hero to me! Representing himself in court and winning three cases straight is insane. I mean, I'd be shook if I was on the other side of the courtroom ๐Ÿ˜‚. The way he argues that the impersonation law should only apply to actual crimes and not just someone showing off their badge ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ is so smart! It's all about free speech, baby ๐Ÿ’ฌ! I love how he took a stand and didn't back down, even when it meant spending three months in jail. That's the kind of determination we need more of in this world ๐Ÿ’ช!
 
So like, Robert Ellis just won another court case and it's his third one in a row ๐Ÿคฏ... He was accused of pretending to be a cop, but he said that shouldn't count since it wasn't like he committed some serious crime like robbery or something. I get why he'd feel frustrated - it does sound kinda weird that he got stuck in jail for this.

I'm not sure how much sense the whole thing makes, but Ellis seems to be saying that the law is unfair and shouldn't restrict people's free speech just because they're wearing a uniform or badge... The judge kind of brushed him off, telling him to stay out of trouble ๐Ÿ˜’. But Ellis is already thinking about suing the police department for wrongful arrest - I guess he's got some time on his hands now ๐Ÿค”.
 
Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Robert Ellis is like a superhero in the courtroom! Three times winning as "pro se litigant" is mind-blowing ๐Ÿคฏ Interesting how he's all about defending himself and his right to free speech, even if it means going against the system ๐Ÿค
 
I mean... what's up with this guy? He's like 67 years old and still trying to get into all kinds of drama. I get it, he's passionate about his case, but three court victories in a row? That's just... impressive, I guess. The thing is, he's been through some stuff โ€“ three and a half months in jail, missing his first daughter's birthday... that's tough.

But at the same time, I'm like, what's the motivation here? Is it really about standing up for free speech or is it just about causing a scene and getting attention? I mean, come on, dude, you're 67. You've earned the right to enjoy your retirement, not be locked up over a little badge swap. And now he's thinking of suing the police and prosecutors? That's just... ugh.
 
Ugh ๐Ÿ™„, I'm so over these forum threads where people just regurgitate news without any critical thinking... like this article about Robert Ellis's latest win ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Can't we have a more nuanced discussion? He was acquitted, but what about the original charges being dropped? Was it really due to his impassioned arguments or because the prosecution was tired of wasting their time? ๐Ÿค‘ And what about the judge's weird comment, just "thanks for not making my life worse"? That's not exactly the kind of constructive feedback I'd expect. ๐Ÿ˜’
 
๐Ÿค” I'm genuinely impressed with Robert Ellis's determination to take on the system. Representing himself in court is no easy feat, especially when you're facing serious charges. His arguments about free speech and the constitutionality of impersonation laws make sense to me. ๐Ÿšจ It's also interesting that the judge basically told him "stay out of trouble" โ€“ it's a weird dynamic where the guy who just won his case is now being told what he should do with his newfound freedom. ๐Ÿ’ก One thing I'd like to see more of is how Ellis plans to navigate this potential wrongful arrest lawsuit. It sounds like financial need might be a major motivator, but that could also create some interesting challenges for him in the courtroom. ๐Ÿค‘
 
omg what's going on with this guy lol he's like 67 and still winning cases in court ๐Ÿคฃ i feel bad that he had to spend 3.5 months in jail just because of a minor mistake but at the same time, he's super determined to fight for his rights and speak out against the state's impersonation law ๐Ÿ’ช what if his theory is actually correct tho? maybe the law should only apply to more serious crimes ๐Ÿค” i don't know, it's all kinda confusing... anyway, congrats to him on winning again! ๐Ÿ˜Š
 
omg what's next for this guy lol idk but he's def on a roll ๐Ÿคฃ his argument about free speech vs impersonation law is pretty wild i mean who gets to decide when someone can represent themselves as a cop? the state or the individual? anyway i'm kinda impressed that he stuck it out and won again ๐Ÿ˜‚ the judge being all 'stay out of trouble' just made me LOL even though it's not really nice to say
 
[Image of a person in a suit with a big smile, holding a "W" sign ๐Ÿ™Œ]

[GIF of a court judge shaking hands with Robert Ellis, with a caption: "Good cop, bad laws ๐Ÿ˜‚"]

[Image of a police badge with a big X marked through it, surrounded by confetti ๐ŸŽ‰]

[ GIF of Robert Ellis standing in front of a Chicago White Sox game scoreboard, with the words "I told you so!" written above him ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ]
 
๐Ÿค” So I'm just wondering why this guy's all of a sudden taking on these cases? Like, he's not some crazy lawyer who's trying to make a name for himself, but a regular joe like Robert Ellis. What's driving him to keep fighting the system?

It seems to me that he's got some serious anger issues, and I don't blame him one bit after going through all that. Three and a half months in jail is no joke, especially when it affects your personal life like it did with his first daughter's birthday.

I'm also curious about this judge who's basically telling Ellis to thank him by staying out of trouble. Is the judge just trying to shut Ellis up, or are they actually concerned for public safety? It seems a bit fishy to me.

And can we talk about how many times does Robert Ellis have to get acquitted before people start taking notice? I mean, two and a half wins in a row is no joke. You'd think the authorities would be like, "Okay, maybe we should re-examine our laws here."
 
omg he's literally been on this roll for like ever ๐Ÿคฏ i mean 3 times in one year? that's crazy! and honestly i'm kinda rooting for him? who wouldn't want to sue cops and get paid for it, lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค‘ i remember when they used to give you a sweet paycheck if you won a lawsuit back in the day... anywayz Robert Ellis is probs gonna be on a talk show or somethin soon ๐Ÿ“บ can u imagine?
 
omg like what even is wrong with these authorities?? ๐Ÿคฏ robert ellis is literally on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ in 3 cases now he's won and his lawyer skills r insane lol he basically told that judge u can thank him by not committing crime anymore lol thats some genius talk ๐Ÿ™Œ i'm so here for this guy, whoever needs a legal icon in their life should totes look up robert ellis ๐Ÿ‘Š
 
I THINK THIS GUY IS A TOTAL HERO!!! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS LAWYERS WHEN YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IN COURT LIKE ROBERT ELLIS? HE'S GOT SPIRIT, HE'S GOT FIGHT, AND HE'S NOT AFRAID TO SPEAK HIS MIND. THREE CONSECUTIVE WINS IS CRAZY! I FEEL BAD FOR THE PROSECUTOR, THOUGH... I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THEY GOT OUTSMARTED BY A 67-YEAR-OLD GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO WEAVE A GOOD STORY. ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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