Agatha Christie's Seven Dials review – think Downton Abbey is real? This terrible adaptation is for you

Agatha Christie's Seven Dials review - A Misguided Attempt at Period Drama

The latest adaptation of Agatha Christie's classic whodunit, Seven Dials, hits Netflix with a clunky, uninspired take on the beloved author's works. Director Chris Chibnall and writer have taken the richly complex world of period drama and reduced it to a shallow, predictable exercise in plot-driven television.

The show's opening scene, in which Iain Glen is brutally murdered by a bull in Spain, sets the tone for a production that prioritizes contrived twists over genuine tension. The introduction of Lady Eileen "Bundle" Brent (Mia McKenna-Bruce), the daughter of the house where the murder takes place, is equally underwhelming, with her character's supposed wit and charm feeling forced and unconvincing.

As Bundle begins to investigate the murder herself, the show plods along with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, relying on lazy plot devices and convenient coincidences to keep the viewer engaged. The Cootes, a pair of northern industrialists who have rented the house from Lady Caterham (Helena Bonham Carter), are paper-thin villains with motivations that feel like they were pulled straight out of a bad novel.

The arrival of real detective Supt Battle (Martin Freeman) is the only glimmer of hope in an otherwise dreary production, bringing a welcome sense of credibility and authority to the proceedings. However, even his presence cannot elevate the show's overall tone or reduce its lack of flair.

Seven Dials feels like a misfire, a misguided attempt to recreate the magic of period dramas without putting in the effort to truly understand what makes them tick. With its shallow characters, contrived plot twists, and complete lack of subtlety, this adaptation is a disappointment that fails to deliver on even the most basic levels.

In short, if you're looking for a genuine Agatha Christie experience, look elsewhere. This show may be perfect for fans of Downton Abbey and Paddington Bear - but that's about it.
 
🙄 I just watched Seven Dials on Netflix and honestly, it was like they took all the magic out of period dramas. The plot is so predictable and the characters feel like cardboard cutouts 🎨. And don't even get me started on the bull in Spain scene... what a weird way to start off a show 😂. I'm not gonna lie, Martin Freeman is always awesome as Supt Battle, but even he can't save this mess. If you're looking for a good Agatha Christie adaptation, keep looking 👎
 
omg u guys i just watched Seven Dials on Netflix and i'm still tryna process how bad it was 🤯!!! director chris chibnall must have been having a rough day when he cast martin freeman as supt battle tho, bc even his iconic face cant save this mess 😂. the plot is so predictable and the characters are literally paper-thin... i mean what's up with the cootes? they just feel like generic bad guys 🤑. anywayz, if u r a fan of agatha christie u should probs skip this one and watch something else 📺💔
 
🤦‍♂️ I mean, come on... 7 Dials is like the ultimate missed opportunity. They took this amazing story and turned it into a lazy, predictable snooze fest 🛋️. The acting's okay, I guess... Helena Bonham Carter's always a treat to watch 😊, but even she can't save this trainwreck. And don't even get me started on the plot... it's like they took every cliche from a period drama and mashed them all together into one big mess 🤯. Give me an original adaptation any day over this generic, uninspired nonsense 😒.
 
I just watched Seven Dials on Netflix 🤔, and I'm so underwhelmed 😐. The whole thing feels like a lazy cash-grab – they took this iconic book and turned it into a shallow, predictable TV show 📺. I mean, who kills off the lead actor with a bull in the first scene? 🤯 It's just ridiculous! And don't even get me started on the "twists" – they're all so contrived, like they were written by a middle schooler trying to make their friends guess the ending of a mystery novel 📝. The only good thing about it is Martin Freeman as detective Supt Battle... but even he can't save this trainwreck 🚂.
 
🤔 I'm totally with this review, but only kinda... Like, yeah, the show does feel like a lazy attempt to recreate period drama, but at the same time, I think they might be onto something with their take on Lady Eileen Bundle... Her character feels kinda forced, but also maybe that's intentional? 🤷‍♀️ I mean, Agatha Christie's works are all about misdirection and red herrings, so maybe this show is trying to subvert expectations in a weird way? But then again, the Cootes' villainy does feel super unconvincing... Can't they just make them more nuanced or something? 🤷‍♂️
 
I'm so bummed to hear this review 🤕! I loved the original Seven Dials mystery by Agatha Christie... what went wrong with this Netflix adaptation? 🤔 I mean, I've seen some rough period dramas in my time, but this one sounds like a total snooze fest 😴. The part about Iain Glen getting killed by a bull is just wild and needs to be taken out of the show, it's just too over-the-top! 😂 And poor Mia McKenna-Bruce as Lady Bundle... she deserves better than that paper-thin character 💔. Can't wait to check out some other Agatha Christie adaptations instead 📺💡
 
ugh I'm so done with this adaptation 🤯 it's like they took all the magic out of period dramas and left me with a mess. I mean what happened to character development? They just introduced Lady Bundle as some kinda damsel in distress with forced wit and charm, ugh! 🙄 and don't even get me started on the plot...all those lazy twists and coincidences? come on. at least make it try or don't bother 🤦‍♀️
 
Ugh, I'm so over this new Seven Dials on Netflix 🙄. The whole thing feels like they took every cliche from period dramas and mashed them all together into a mess 🤦‍♀️. I mean, who kills the main guy off with a bull in Spain? 😂 It's just ridiculous. And don't even get me started on the "twists" - it's like they just threw a bunch of random stuff at the wall and hoped something would stick 💥. I swear, the only thing that saves this show is Martin Freeman's Supt Battle character 🙏. Without him, it'd be a total snooze fest 😴. Can't believe Netflix wasted such a classic on this mess 🤕.
 
Ugh, what's going on with these adaptations?! 🤦‍♂️ I mean, come on, Seven Dials is like a whole different genre! It's not just whodunit, it's period drama, character development... you can't just slap some twists in there and call it a day. And don't even get me started on the characters, they're all so one-dimensional 🙄. I mean, what happened to the complexity of Christie's works? It's like they took all the nuance and subtlety and replaced it with... well, nothing 😐. And that bull in Spain scene? What was that even supposed to do?! Make me feel like I'm back in the 1920s? Please 🙄
 
I'm thoroughly underwhelmed by this latest adaptation of Seven Dials 😐. The writers have clearly prioritized pace over nuance, resulting in a narrative that feels more like a shallow exercise in plot manipulation than an authentic exploration of period drama. The characters, too, are woefully underdeveloped – I mean, who is the intended audience for this show, and what are they hoping to get out of it? 🤔 The Cootes come across as cartoonish villains, while the introduction of Lady Bundle feels like a half-baked attempt at injecting some much-needed wit into the proceedings. Overall, Seven Dials just doesn't hold up to scrutiny – if you're looking for a genuine Agatha Christie experience, I'd say keep looking 📺
 
🙅‍♂️ I don't think this adaptation really did justice to the original story... The whole thing felt like they took all the best parts (the characters, the mystery) and threw them into a big messy pot with some watered-down soap opera stuff added in for good measure. 🤦‍♀️ It's like they expected us to just forgive them for all the lazy writing and over-the-top acting. 😒 Not impressed at all... 👎
 
😐 I mean, what's up with these adaptations? They just wanna milk the classic story without putting in the work to make it shine. The Cootes are like cardboard cutouts, no depth or development. And don't even get me started on the writing - so predictable and formulaic. 📚 It's like they're phoning it in. I give it 2/10, would not watch again 💔
 
I'm so underwhelmed by this adaptation 🤔. I mean, what happened to the intricate mysteries and clever plot twists that made Christie's books so iconic? Instead, we get a predictable, formulaic show that relies on cheap thrills and convenient coincidences 🙄. And don't even get me started on the characters – Lady Eileen "Bundle" Brent feels like a caricature of a strong female lead 🤷‍♀️. The only reason I kept watching was Martin Freeman's presence, but even he can't save this mess 🤦‍♂️. If they're going to try and do an Agatha Christie adaptation, at least put some real thought into it 📚💡. Otherwise, it's just a lazy cash-grab 💸. What did you guys think of the show? 🤔
 
Ugh, this adaptation is a total snooze fest 🙄. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to kill off the lead actor in the first scene? Bull-tying is not a great way to get your audience on board, Netflix. And don't even get me started on the characters - Lady Bundle feels like a caricature of every British aristocrat cliche 🙄👠. The show's got all the tension and flair of a snore fest 😴. Give it a pass, unless you're a die-hard Christie fan or just looking for something to put you right to sleep 💤
 
🤦‍♂️ I gotta say, what's with all the negativity towards this adaptation? I mean, I get it, it's not perfect, but come on! You can't just trash a whole production because it doesn't check every box for period drama purists. I've seen some cringeworthy stuff in my time, but at least Seven Dials tries to have fun with its characters. Bundle may be a bit of an airhead, but she's got spunk and that's what makes her stand out. And let's give credit where it's due - Martin Freeman is always great as a detective! 😊
 
Ugh dont @ me 👎 this adaptation is like they took every decent thing about period dramas and mashed it together into a lazy, predictable mess 🤯 its like watching paint dry with the most basic plot devices thrown in for good measure 😴 i mean come on if u want agatha christie realness watch the original adaptations not some watered down nonsense 📺💁‍♀️
 
I gotta say, I'm really disappointed in this adaptation of Seven Dials 🤔. It feels like they took the essence of Agatha Christie's works and watered it down to just a formulaic whodunit. I mean, what happened to the complexity and depth that makes her stories so beloved? The characters all feel like cardboard cutouts 📦, especially Lady Bundle - I couldn't really get on board with her character development 🤷‍♀️. And don't even get me started on the plot twists... they felt like they were pulled straight out of a bad novel 😂. The only redeeming quality was Martin Freeman's detective, but it wasn't enough to save the show from its overall lackluster vibe 😐.
 
this new agatha christie adaptation is such a snooze fest 🙄 i mean, i've seen more excitement in a soap opera episode lol they really messed up the whole vibe of period dramas, all it is now is some boring plot twists and predictable endings 😴 what happened to the mystery and suspense that makes agatha's books so iconic?? 👎
 
omg i was so hyped for this adaptation but now i'm super disappointed 😔 the plot just felt like they were throwing in random twists to keep us guessing and honestly it felt kinda lazy 🙅‍♀️ i mean who kills someone with a bull in spain in the first scene? 🤯 and bundle's character just didn't feel well developed at all 💁‍♀️ the show had so much potential but it just fell flat for me 😔
 
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