Beleaguered Crystal Palace enduring the unhappiest of new years

Crystal Palace, once basking in the glory of their maiden major trophy win last year, has fallen on hard times. What was expected to be a new beginning to 2026 for the south London club turned into a tumultuous saga of departures and controversies.

The latest casualty was Marc Guéhi, who was sold to Manchester City despite holding the captaincy. The news came with no warning, leaving fans stunned and bewildered. This was followed by Oliver Glasner's departure at the end of the season, sparking doubts about Palace's long-term plans.

The January transfer window brought more bad news as Jean-Philippe Mateta's hopes of joining Milan were dashed due to a failed medical. The situation surrounding Dwight McNeil, whom Palace had agreed to sign from Everton, only added to the chaos after the winger's partner accused the club of "toying" with his mental health.

The arrival of Jørgen Strand Larsen for £48m may have alleviated some concerns about defensive solidity, but questions still linger over whether such a hefty price tag was worth paying for a player who has scored only one Premier League goal this season. The McNeil debacle and the lack of a replacement for Guéhi left many to wonder if Palace's recruitment strategy is on the right track.

New chairman Steve Parish's warnings in the summer about not investing enough in the squad have come true once again, with some pundits arguing that it was about time he took decisive action. The Austrian manager's words echo those of Ron Noades from 1991, who broke the transfer record to sign Yohan Cabaye, but ultimately failed to capitalize on his success.

With Palace now facing a long-term financial hole and Parish counting on American billionaire Woody Johnson for support, it remains to be seen whether the club can recover from this crisis. The immediate concern is ending the current winless streak in 12 matches, while the question of how Jean-Philippe Mateta will return to form after his failed medical also hangs over Palace.

For fans who once looked forward to a promising new year under Glasner, the outlook has darkened. As one supporter put it, "the mood around the stadium is now pretty bleak".
 
I feel so sorry for Crystal Palace fans right now 😔. It's like they're going through one crisis after another. I mean, who expected Marc Guéhi to get sold without any warning? And now the whole situation with Dwight McNeil and his partner... that's just not fair on anyone 🤕.

I think Steve Parish needs to take a deep breath and sort out their recruitment strategy ASAP 💡. They can't keep shelling out huge amounts of money for players who aren't delivering. I mean, £48m for Jørgen Strand Larsen? That's just crazy 🤑. And what about Jean-Philippe Mateta's medical? It's like they're not even trying to fix the problems.

I'm not saying Palace can't recover from this, but it's going to take some serious effort and commitment 💪. They need to sort out their finances, get a solid squad in place, and build trust with the fans again 🙏. Until then, things are just looking bleak for them 😔.
 
I dont think its fair to place all the blame on Steve Parish tho 🤔 he did warn us about the squad not being strong enough in the summer... but yeah, recruitment has been pretty shoddy this season... a £48m price tag for Larsen is just crazy 💸 im starting to wonder if palace will ever be able to compete with the bigger clubs... and what happened with mateta?? didnt he have a serious injury?? 🤕 its like they dont know how to build a team anymore... anyway, i hope parish gets some help from woody johnson soon cuz this winless streak is getting old 😓
 
🤕 Palace is going through some major issues right now and I'm surprised they didn't do more research before signing Jørgen Strand Larsen at that price 🤑. 1 Premier League goal this season? That's not what you want from a £48m signing...and McNeil's situation was just ridiculous 😒. It's like the club is playing a game of musical chairs with their players, never sure who's going to be next on the out ⏰. Parish needs to take some responsibility here and stop making promises he can't keep 🤦‍♂️. The fans deserve better than this uncertainty. Can we please just get through the rest of this season without too many more dramas? 💔
 
man... palace is in shambles 😱💔 their recruitment strategy is a disaster 🤦‍♂️ and steve parish is gonna get roasted for not doing anything about it 💸 woody johnson better step up or they're gonna be stuck in the relegation zone forever ⚠️ i mean, 1 premier league goal from jørgen strand larsen? 😒 that's a massive waste of cash 🤑 and what about mateta? will we ever see him play again? 🔮 this is getting ridiculous 🙄
 
I'm getting a bad feeling about Crystal Palace right now 🤕 They were on fire last season and now they're struggling with all these departures and controversies. It's like they just can't seem to get their recruitment strategy right 🤦‍♂️. I mean, who sells the captain of the team without warning? That's just crazy talk 😱. And what's going on with Dwight McNeil's mental health? Palace needs to sort that out ASAP 🙏.

I think Steve Parish needs to take a hard look at his spending habits and make some changes. £48m for Jørgen Strand Larsen might be a bit too steep for me 💸. But hey, I'm no expert, maybe he knows what he's doing 🤔. What's clear is that Palace needs a spark in the dressing room to get them out of this rut 🔥.

Fans are already losing hope and it's hard to blame them 😔. The mood around Selhurst Park must be pretty bleak right now 🏟️. Can they turn things around before the end of the season? Only time will tell 🕰️.
 
It's like Palace had this amazing momentum going on last year and then just lost its way... I mean, Guéhi leaving for Manchester City was a huge blow, no question. But all these transfer drama and medical fails are really taking their toll on the fans 🤕. And £48m for Larsen? That's a lot of cash for one goal! It's like Parish is trying to fix everything at once instead of being steady with his transfers. The fans deserve better, you know? They're still stuck in this winless streak and it's hard not to wonder if Palace will ever get their mojo back again 😕
 
omg what's goin on at crystal palace?? 🤯 i mean i know they had a big win last yr but this all seems like too much drama... marc guéhi just got sold to man city outta nowhere? and oliverglasner left already? 😕 and dont even get me started on jeanphilippe mateta's medical fiasco... woody johnson is supposed to be savin the day tho? 🤑 i feel bad 4 palace fans, they must be so stressed 💔
 
I'm not surprised 😐 Palace are having a rough patch, but this Marc Guéhi business just takes the biscuit 🍪. Selling their captain without warning? It's like chopping off your own head to spite your face 🤯. And what about Dwight McNeil's mental health concerns? 😔 The recruitment strategy is clearly broken 🚮. Steve Parish needs to sort his act together, pronto! 💼
 
I mean, what's going on at Crystal Palace? 🤯 One day you're the champs, and the next they're struggling to stay afloat... again 🌊. It's like they keep setting themselves up for failure 🔥. First off, Marc Guéhi gets sold without warning? What even is that? 😒 And don't even get me started on the whole Mateta debacle 🤷‍♂️. I guess you could say Steve Parish is really living up to his "not investing enough" vibes 💸. Can't help but wonder if Palace's recruitment strategy is just a hot mess show 🎪. On the bright side, they do have Jørgen Strand Larsen now... but at 48 million quid? 🤑 I guess that's one way to fix the financial hole ⚠️. Wish them luck, I guess 😐.
 
OMG 🤯 this is getting crazy at Crystal Palace! They're selling their captain and then not signing anyone big? Like what's going on there? The price tag for Strand Larsen is huge too... £48m for one goal? 😳 I mean, I get it, he's got skills but is it worth that much? And poor Mateta, failed medical and all that drama 🤕. This club needs a serious shake-up ASAP 💪
 
I'm so worried about Crystal Palace right now 🤕 They're going through such a tough time and I think it's because of the lack of stability and good recruitment decisions 😔 Marc Guéhi leaving was a huge blow and I feel bad for the fans who were expecting him to stay on as captain 🚫 Oliver Glasner's departure is also a big mystery, what happened there? 🤷‍♂️ And poor Jean-Philippe Mateta's hopes of joining Milan were crushed just when he needed a fresh start 💔 The price tag on Jørgen Strand Larsen seems high considering his lack of Premier League goals this season 💸 I'm not sure if new chairman Steve Parish is doing enough to turn things around ⏰ We need some wins ASAP so the fans can regain confidence 🏆 And what's going on with Dwight McNeil's partner, it's just not right 😒 Let's hope Woody Johnson brings in some much-needed support and Palace can get back on track 💪
 
I'm all for Steve Parish and the club taking a different approach this time around 🤑. Instead of splashing cash on big-name signings like they did last season, why not focus on building from within? I mean, who needs 48 million quid for a striker when you've got talent coming through the ranks at the academy? Palace's youth team has always been underrated and it's high time they gave them a chance to shine. Let's be real, Jørgen Strand Larsen might not have broken any records this season but he's still a solid defender who can help turn things around 💪. And as for Woody Johnson coming in to bail Palace out... bring it on! Maybe his American connections can get them some fresh investors or something 🤑
 
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man i feel bad for palace fans 🤕 this season just keeps getting worse and worse they got robbed on guéhi and mateta too it's like the club is making a mess of everything again 💔 paris said they wouldn't invest enough in the squad but then they went out and spent £48m on larsen who barely scores lol what was that for? 🤑 anyway hopefully things turn around soon or else the fans will be stuck with this losing streak forever 😩
 
I'm totally on Crystal Palace's side right now 😩. I mean, come on, they're still 12 matches into this losing streak and no one knows what's going on with the squad 🤯. One minute you're signing big-name players like Jørgen Strand Larsen for £48m and the next they're letting Marc Guéhi go without warning 💔. It's just not fair to the fans who've been loyal all these years 💕. I know Steve Parish said he wouldn't invest in the squad, but that doesn't mean he has to be so harsh 🤷‍♂️. And what's with this "toying" thing? That's just low ⚠️. Palace is going through a tough time, but we'll get through it together 💪!
 
This is getting out of hand lol 💔 Palace needs to sort itself out ASAP, it's like they're not even trying anymore 🤷‍♂️. I mean, Guéhi just gets sold to Man City and no warning? That's not how you build a team, that's how you lose fans' trust 🔥. And now this McNeil business? 😒 They can't even get a deal done without messing with someone's mental health... it's like they're trying to alienate everyone 🚫. I guess Parish needs to step up his game and actually invest in the squad, not just talk about it 💸. Can't wait to see what happens next, but right now it's hard to be optimistic 😐.
 
I'm telling you, something fishy's going on at Crystal Palace 🐟. First, they sell their star captain Marc Guéhi to Manchester City without even warning the fans... what's going on here? 🤔 And then there's this drama with Dwight McNeil and his partner accusing the club of "toying" with his mental health... that's some serious red flag stuff 🔴. And let's not forget about Jean-Philippe Mateta, who gets a failed medical to join Milan... it's like Palace is playing a game of musical chairs with their squad 🎶.

And what about the £48m price tag for Jørgen Strand Larsen? Is that really worth it when he's only scored one Premier League goal this season? 🤑 It just feels like Palace is making some questionable decisions, and I think Steve Parish needs to come clean about what's going on behind the scenes. Is he getting enough support from Woody Johnson, or is he just using him for show? 🤑 Either way, it's got fans wondering if they'll ever see their team shine again... 😔
 
I think Palace's situation is actually a blessing in disguise. I mean, have you seen Manchester City's squad? They're loaded with talent and money to burn. Guéhi might not be the best fit for them anyway, and he was getting old news-wise.

And as for Oliver Glasner leaving, who cares? The guy was never gonna win anything with Palace anyway. It's time for a change, maybe someone younger and more dynamic can bring some life back into the team.

And let's be real, £48m for Jørgen Strand Larsen is a steal! I mean, he's scored one goal in the Premier League this season, but who needs that many goals when you've got a solid defense like Palace has now?

As for the recruitment strategy, Parish knows what he's doing. He's been around long enough to know how to build a team from scratch. And besides, it's not like they're gonna break the bank or anything (unlike some other teams we could mention). They'll be fine, and fans should just chill out.
 
Ugh, Palace is in shambles 🤕. Just sold their capitan and main star for peanuts and they're still struggling to get wins, lol what a joke 🙄. New gaffer Jørgen Strand Larsen just cost them 48 million quid for one goal this season, talk about a waste 💸. And that transfer window was like a nightmare, Mateta's medical fiasco is just the cherry on top of this mess 🤢. I mean Parish said he'd invest in the squad but it's clear he hasn't 💰. Now they're relying on some American billionaire to bail them out, what's next? 🤑 Palace fans are right to be worried, the mood around Selhurst Park is seriously bleak 😔.
 
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