Chromebooks train schoolkids to be loyal customers, internal Google document suggests

Google's Secret Plan to Hook Kids into Its Ecosystem for Life

A damning internal document, recently surfaced as part of a child safety lawsuit, appears to show Google has been working on a long-term strategy to "onboard kids" into its ecosystem through schools. The plan, which is heavily redacted but provides some insight, suggests that getting children into the Chrome OS early on can lead to brand loyalty and trust for life.

The presentation, dated November 2020, was initially reported by NBC News in December of last year. It reveals a study on how laptop brands used in schools influence purchase patterns and quotes Google from a 2017 New York Times story saying that getting kids onto its operating system early can lead to "loyalty early, and potentially for life."

The documents suggest YouTube is also playing a crucial role in this strategy, with the goal of creating a "pipeline of future users" and creators. However, they acknowledge challenges such as schools often blocking YouTube and efforts to make it safe have yet to be successful.

In response to these revelations, Google has issued a statement claiming that its documents are mischaracterized, stating that YouTube does not market directly to schools and that administrators maintain control over platform usage.

As jury selection for the social media addiction trial begins on January 27th this year, these internal documents raise serious concerns about Big Tech's influence on children.
 
omg I'm so worried about this πŸ€• Google trying to hook kids into its ecosystem from a young age? that's some messed up stuff right there! they're basically creating a lifelong customer base and who knows what kind of info they'll be collecting in the process... it's like they think we wouldn't notice if they just casually got our little ones hooked on Chrome OS from the get go πŸ€₯

and YouTube? come on, they already have enough influence over kids these days without trying to create a "pipeline of future users" and creators too πŸ“Ί it's like they're playing a giant game of manipulatio- wait, what's that even called?

i mean, I know schools do try to limit YouTube usage and stuff but it's not like Google is gonna let some little school administrator get in the way of their master plan 😏 anyway, gotta stay vigilant and make sure our kids aren't being used as marketing guinea pigs 🚫
 
omg u gotta wonder what kinda impact they wanna have on our kids' lives 🀯 like if ur hooked to chrome from a young age how r u supposed to make decisions about ur own life? πŸ’­ and this is just the tip of the iceberg, dont even get me started on youtube's role in all this... its like, we gotta be super careful about what we're letting our little ones expose themselves to 🌟
 
I'm totally fine with Google trying to get kids hooked on Chrome OS πŸ€”... I mean, what's wrong with wanting brand loyalty from our future generations? It sounds like a super solid business strategy to me πŸ’Έ. But at the same time, it's kinda creepy that they're using this tactic without even directly marketing to schools, and now we have parents freaking out about their kids being "onboarded" πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ... I mean, shouldn't we be promoting critical thinking over brand loyalty? Wait, no... maybe this is just a clever way for Google to stay ahead of the curve in education tech πŸ’». Ugh, my mind is all mixed up about this one 😩
 
🀯 omg have you guys seen this?! so google has been secretly planning to get kids hooked on chrome os and youtube from like a young age? πŸ“Š it makes total sense when you think about it - they want those kids to be loyal customers for life, right? πŸ€‘ but seriously though, it's kinda creepy. schools are supposed to be places where kids learn and grow, not where they're indoctrinated into buying products from one company. πŸ‘€ and what's up with youtube being a part of this plan? i mean, isn't that just an excuse for them to collect all our kid's data? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
 
i'm so down with google trying to get kids hooked up πŸ€–πŸ‘§πŸ½ but like what's the point of having a loyalty program if they're not gonna make sure those kids are safe online πŸš«πŸ’»? i mean, we all know how hard it is for schools to block youtube and stuff, so it sounds like google is trying to navigate some major regulatory waters πŸ’§.

anyway, if this is all true, it's gotta be super concerning that they're thinking about getting kids hooked up on chrome os from the start πŸ€―πŸ“š. i mean, we know that once you get someone hooked on a thing, it's hard to get them to quit πŸ˜….

i'm kinda curious about what other big tech companies are doing in this space πŸ€”. like, is apple trying something similar? how about facebook and instagram?

anyway, gotta say, if i were a juror in that social media addiction trial, i'd be keeping an eye on google's moves πŸ‘€πŸ’».

**diagram:**
```
+---------------+
| Google's |
| Plan for Kids|
+---------------+
|
| Get kids
| hooked up on Chrome OS
|
v
+---------------+
| Build Loyalty |
| and Trust |
+---------------+
|
| Use YouTube to
| create creators
|
v
+---------------+
| Potential |
| Pipeline of |
| Future Users |
+---------------+
|
| Schools can be
| blocked, but...
|
v
+---------------+
| Challenges |
| and Regulatory|
+---------------+
```
 
🀯 I mean, think about it... Google's been trying to get kids hooked on Chrome OS since 2020? That's some serious long-term planning. πŸ•°οΈ They're basically saying that if you introduce a kid to their ecosystem early enough, they'll love it and come back to it for life. That's creepy, right? 😱 And YouTube is supposed to be the key to all this... it's like they want us to think of our kids as little Google consumers from birth! πŸ“Ί The fact that schools are getting pressure to adopt Chromebooks and laptops with Chrome OS on them is already a problem, but if we're talking about making YouTube a default option for school kids too... it's just not right. 🚫 I don't trust Big Tech to do what's best for our kids. We need more transparency and accountability here! πŸ’―
 
omg can u believe google is basically trying to hook kids onto their stuff from a super young age? like they're basically conditioning us to be chrome OS users for life lol 🀣 and it's not even just chrome os, they wanna get them hooked up with youtube too which is wild considering how much parents hate youtube already πŸ˜’. i'm all for innovation and tech progress but this feels kinda shady, especially when you consider the impact on kids who might not be able to critically think about the ads and stuff they're seeing online πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ. anyway, it's gonna be super interesting to see how this whole thing plays out in court πŸ“šπŸ’Ό
 
OMG, is it even possible that Google has a secret plan to hook kids onto its ecosystem from such a young age? 🀯 It sounds like they're trying to create a lifelong customer base and make those Chromebooks basically essential to the kids' lives. And it's not just about the laptops, apparently YouTube plays a huge role too... creating "pipelines of future users"... πŸ“Ί That doesn't sit well with me at all.

I mean, we already know Big Tech has a ton of power over our online experiences, but the idea that they're actively trying to shape young minds is super unsettling. And what's even scarier is that schools are allegedly playing along with this plan... I guess it just goes to show how deeply embedded tech companies have become in our education system.

Do you think we should be worried about Google's plans, or do you think they're just being paranoid? πŸ€”
 
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