Cuba's like that one aunt at the family reunion – always standing up for herself
. "Unusual and extraordinary threat" is just code for "I don't want to deal with you anymore". The US thinks Cuba's all about supporting terrorism, but it's like they're saying, "Hey, we've got our own problems with those extremist groups... over here
". Meanwhile, Trump's trying to get his expat friends back home, but let's be real, he's just trying to get some brownie points for the 2024 election
. Cuba's all about keeping it peaceful and talking things out, whereas the US is like, "Nah, let's just bomb you with tweets... I mean, sanctions". It's all about diplomacy... or so they say
.