Down Cemetery Road to Florence + the Machine: the week in rave reviews

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**Album Reviews**

* Florence + The Machine - "Everybody" (6/5 stars)
+ A self-deprecating, viscera-flecked sixth record with spectacular pop melodies and emotive power.
* Anna von Hausswolff - "Iconoclasts" (4/5 stars)
+ A genre-hopping show with a falsetto that still floors the crowd.
* Walton - Cello Concerto, Symphony No 1, Scapino (4/5 stars)
+ A rumbustious reading and cellist Jonathan Aasgaard's angst-ridden romantic sweep bring out the brooding tension and snarling climaxes.

**Concert Listings**

* Sananda Maitreya - touring to 6 November
+ Pop's lost prodigy returns for the first time in 23 years with a dazzling show and falsetto that still floors the crowd.

**Artist Interviews**

* "The best song to play at a party is the one that gets people to leave": Sananda Maitreya's honest playlist

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ugh i feel like the guardian is getting too fancy with their website updates ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ it's hard enough to read the reviews as it is, but now they're all nested and stuff... can't they just stick to the basics? ๐Ÿ’ป anyway, some cool albums out this month! florence + the machine is back and better than ever ๐Ÿ˜ anna von hausswolff sounds like she's got some dark magic up her sleeve ๐Ÿ”ฎ i'm curious about sananda maitreya's concert though... 23 years between albums? that's a long time ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
 
๐Ÿ˜Š The thing I really want to say about this music section is how it feels like they're trying to cram too much info into one place ๐Ÿคฏ. I mean, who needs all that nested text when you could just have clear headings and bullet points? It's like trying to read a recipe in a novel โ€“ what's the point of that?! ๐Ÿณ

And don't even get me started on the formatting ๐Ÿ“. If they're gonna do album reviews, concert listings, and interviews all in one place, they need to make it easy to scan and navigate. Maybe some color-coding or icons would help? ๐Ÿ”ฅ I feel like I'm trying to solve a puzzle just to find the part that's supposed to be interesting ๐Ÿ˜….

That being said, I do love seeing album reviews with star ratings โ€“ 6/5 stars for Florence + The Machine's "Everybody" is a nice touch ๐ŸŒŸ. And Sananda Maitreya's interview about their playlist is actually kind of deep ๐Ÿ”Ž. But overall, the site needs to simplify its layout and make it easier on the eyes ๐Ÿ‘€.
 
I'M SO ANNOYED WITH THESE MUSIC ARTICLES ON THE GUARDIAN RECENTLY!!! THEY JUST DUMP ALL THIS TEXT ON YOU AND EXPECT YOU TO READ IT ALL! CAN'T THEY JUST MAKE IT EASIER TO NAVIGATE?! I MEAN, COME ON, 6/5 STARS FOR FLORENCE + THE MACHINE'S NEW ALBUM SOUNDS AMAZING, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND 20 MINUTES SCROLLING THROUGH THEIR REVIEW TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY MEAN BY "SELF-DEPRECATING" AND "VISCERA-FLECKED". IT'S JUST TOO MUCH! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
 
I'm so confused with all these music sections ๐Ÿคฏ. I mean, I love reading about new albums and concerts as much as the next person, but can't we get the formatting right for once? It's like they're trying to torture us with too much info ๐Ÿ™„. Florence + The Machine is back and she's killing it with her new album - I'm gonna give "Everybody" a spin ASAP ๐Ÿ”ฅ. And Sananda Maitreya's tour dates are coming up fast, I hope he brings that same energy to our city! ๐ŸŽธ
 
๐ŸŽต The dearth of user-friendly website design is a perpetual thorn in the side of modern browsing. This music section from The Guardian is a case in point - its labyrinthine layout makes it a chore to navigate. A more intuitive approach would be to break up the lengthy articles into bite-sized chunks, perhaps with clear headings and subheadings, or even a faceted search function. That being said, the content itself looks promising, with standout reviews for Florence + The Machine's "Everybody" and Anna von Hausswolff's "Iconoclasts". Sananda Maitreya's return to touring also warrants attention - who can resist the allure of a falsetto that still floors the crowd? ๐Ÿ˜Š
 
Ugh, this music section on The Guardian website is such a mess ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ! Can't they just organize their articles better? I mean, I'm trying to read about Florence + The Machine's new album, but it's all jumbled up with concert listings and artist interviews. And what's with the formatting? It looks like a bad Wikipedia page ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I tried to extract some key points for myself, but even that was a pain. Can't they just use a decent layout or something? It's 2025, people! We should be used to better design by now ๐Ÿ˜’. Anyway, it does look like Florence + The Machine's new album is pretty good, I'll give them that. Their music always has some amazing pop melodies ๐ŸŽต.
 
Ugh, I'm trying to study for my exams but I stumbled upon this music section in The Guardian and it's so overwhelming! Can't they just make it easier to read? ๐Ÿคฏ I mean, I like Florence + The Machine's new album, it's really good, but I don't have time to scroll through all the tiny paragraphs on Anna von Hausswolff's interview. And what's up with the concert listings? Sananda Maitreya is touring in like 2 weeks? I wish they could add more info about the tour dates and prices so people can plan ahead. ๐Ÿ“… Anyway, back to my notes...
 
๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ˜Œ I'm totally stoked about Florence + The Machine's new album "Everybody"! ๐ŸŽถ I mean, she's got this insane vocal range and power - it's like she's channeling the divine or something ๐Ÿ’ซ. And can we talk about Anna von Hausswolff's latest too? Her genre-hopping is on point, and that falsetto? ๐Ÿ”ฅ Chills every time.

But what I love most about music is how it brings us together - whether it's through a concert listing or an artist interview. Like, Sananda Maitreya's comeback tour is a huge deal, and I'm excited to see what his new music sounds like! ๐ŸŽ‰ And that playlist of his? Hilarious - who knew "The Best Song to Play at a Party" could be so... honest? ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
this music section on The Guardian looks kinda hard to navigate lol, i mean who wants to scroll through all that text? but seriously, i love Florence + The Machine's new album "Everybody" its so catchy and emotive ๐ŸŽถ can't wait to see them live! Anna von Hausswolff's got some cool genre-hopping vibes going on too ๐Ÿ‘ Walton's cello concertos sound super intense though, might need a few more listens to get into it ๐Ÿค”
 
ugh i know how frustrating it can be when a website doesn't load properly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ... like i was trying to read that music section but it was all jumbled up on my screen ๐Ÿ˜ฉ... anyway, those album reviews do sound interesting ๐ŸŽต... florence + the machine's new one is supposed to be a game changer? ๐Ÿ’ฅ and sananda maitreya's comeback concert sounds so much fun ๐ŸŽ‰... i'm definitely going to check out his music now ๐ŸŽถ
 
๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ‘ The music section in The Guardian is always on point, but I gotta say, the layout is straight up messy ๐Ÿ™„. Can't even see all the album reviews at first glance, you need to scroll through ages to get to them. What's up with that? Should be a simple read, ya know? Anyway, Florence + The Machine's new album "Everybody" sounds like it's gonna be a wild ride ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ 5 stars if you ask me! And Sananda Maitreya is back in town - been waiting for this tour for ages ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ. Anyone else excited to check out these shows?
 
Ugh, music websites need a major refresh ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ! I mean, how many times can we scroll through walls of text before our eyes start to glaze over? And don't even get me started on the mobile version - it's like they took all the fun out of reading reviews and concert listings ๐Ÿ“ฑ. Can't they just optimize for a clean user experience already?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
 
This music section is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ! I loved reading about the latest album reviews - Florence + The Machine's "Everybody" is my new fave ๐ŸŽถ, those pop melodies are everything! ๐Ÿ’– And Anna von Hausswolff's "Iconoclasts" is a solid 4/5 stars ๐Ÿ‘ from me. Walton's cello concertos and symphonies are giving me life ๐Ÿคฉ, the cellist Jonathan Aasgaard's passion is infectious!

And have you seen Sananda Maitreya's tour dates? ๐Ÿ“… He's back after 23 years and I'm SO here for it! ๐Ÿ’– His music is iconic (pun intended) ๐Ÿ™Œ, let's get this party started! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘
 
omg u gotta check out this album reviews on The Guardian ๐ŸŽถ Florence + The Machine's new record is EVERYTHING and more! their pop melodies r so catchy u'll be stuck in ur head 4 days straight lol. but what i liked most about it was how they tackle dark themes w/ such vulnerability & emotion... anyway, if u haven't checked out Anna von Hausswolff's "Iconoclasts" yet, u gotta give it a spin too! her vocals r insane ๐Ÿคฏ[https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/10/15/florence-and-the-machine-everybody-review-album]
 
Ugh, music section on The Guardian can be super overwhelming ๐Ÿคฏ, i feel like reading through a bunch of nested links and trying to make sense of it all ๐Ÿ“š. I need something more concise and easy to scan, you know? Like, what's the point of having an album review if its just gonna be a wall of text without any clear structure or visuals? ๐Ÿค”
 
Ugh, music websites need to get their act together ๐Ÿ™„! Like, I love reading about new albums and concerts as much as the next person, but come on, Guardian, can't you just make it easier to read? I had to zoom in like 3 times just to see what was going on. And don't even get me started on the formatting... seriously, who designed this thing? ๐Ÿคฏ

On a more positive note, though, Florence + The Machine's new album sounds AMAZING! "Everybody" is literally the perfect title - I need to hear that song ASAP ๐ŸŽต And Sananda Maitreya's comeback tour is definitely on my radar now. That falsetto is EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜
 
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