Get the Dirt on the Most Popular Kitchen Composters and Food Recyclers

u guys r going crazy for these kitchen composter thingys 🤯. i mean, whats wrong with just binning ur food waste like normal ppl? the mill is way too big 4 me, cant even fit it in my tiny kitchen. and dont even get me started on the price tag 🤑. reencle r compact but what's da point if u still gotta sift thru shredded food bits afterwards? foodcycler eco 5 is just a bit lazy, can't even make real compost... i mean, come on! just a bunch of features that dont really solve anythin. and rated them like thats gonna change ur mind 🤷‍♀️
 
I'm so done with all these fancy kitchen appliances trying to solve our food waste problems 🤯. I mean, can we just use some old-school creativity and turn food scraps into mulch ourselves? It's like we're addicted to buying stuff that's gonna sit on our countertops taking up space 💸.

And don't even get me started on these 'compost' machines. True compost is about decomposition, not some ground-up bits that look suspiciously like dirt 🌀. What even is the point of that? I need a product that can turn my banana peels into fertilizer, stat! 💪

But I guess if you're gonna spend money on one of these contraptions, at least make sure it's the Mill – it's got some sweet features like quiet operation and no fuss. The Reencle is okay too, but what's with all this shredded food business? Can't we just get a compost bin that works? 🤔
 
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