Ugh, another day, more problems

. Did you see that the world's largest snowboard manufacturer just announced they're recalling all their products due to safety concerns? Like, what's next, not being able to ride our boards at all? And on a related note, have you seen those alpine skiing triplets from Austria making waves in the Olympics? It's like they're born with two left feet... or should I say, three?

Meanwhile, in other news, cosmetic surgery trends are on the rise and it's getting pretty weird. People are actually opting for weird features like eye plugs and nose jobs to change their appearance. What's wrong with being ourselves?
And then there's this: a truck full of monkeys just escaped from a zoo in Florida and they're roaming free... yeah, you read that right, FLORIDA!

I mean, what could possibly go wrong, right? The police are trying to catch them but it's like they're playing hide-and-seek with us. And have you heard about the new law that just passed in California making all bottled water free? Sounds great, until you realize they're using tap water and it's still got lead in it...

Guess you get what you pay for!