Google: Don’t make “bite-sized” content for LLMs if you care about search rank

I'm so done with this "content chunking" trend 🙄. I mean, come on, who thought it was a good idea to break down quality content into tiny little morsels just to impress some AI bot? It's like they're treating humans like we're all just robots or something 🤖. Newsflash: we're still people, with feelings and emotions and attention spans that can't be reduced to algorithmic tick boxes 📊.

And don't even get me started on the whole " Gemini" thing... like, what's next? Writing for a chatbot instead of an actual human being? 🤣 It's just so much easier to game the system by churning out clickbait headlines and short paragraphs than it is to actually write something meaningful and engaging. But honestly, I think Google's on the right track here - if you're writing for humans, not machines, then at least your content has a chance of being seen 📚.
 
I'm so down with Google on this one 🤩. Like, who needs to cater to AI bots anyway? It's all about creating content that's actually good for humans, you know? I mean, let's be real, how many times have we clicked on something because it was just the right length and bite-sized enough? Nope, not me 😂. Give me a 2k-word article any day, if it's written well.

And can we please talk about how lazy some of this "content chunking" is? Breaking down a whole topic into tiny little pieces just to appease AI? No thanks 🚫. I'd rather write a comprehensive piece that's got some meat to it, even if it doesn't fit the algorithmic mold.

I'm all for SEO experts being vigilant and not chasing trends, but this feels like a no-brainer to me 🙌. Focus on writing stuff that matters, not just what might get you an extra spot in the search results.
 
OMG 🤯 u guys gotta stay true 2 urself, like dont sacrifice quality 4 some fancy SEO trick. its all about writin content that ppl actually want 2 read, not just some algorithmic game 🤖... google's gotchu, they dont care bout dat content chunking 💸 its just a trend, and trends come n go... but if u focus on writin 4 humans, not machines 📚💻 u'll b fine in the long run
 
I feel like Google is trying to tell us something we've known for years: quality trumps quantity! 🤣 I mean, who needs 10 bite-sized articles when you can write one epic piece that'll actually keep people engaged? And honestly, I'm not surprised they're cracking down on this "content chunking" trend – it sounds like a bunch of SEO experts trying to be all smart and stuff 😂. But seriously, let's focus on writing for humans, not just Google's fancy AI bots. If we do that, we'll actually create something worth sharing 📚💻
 
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