Great white shark tracked off Jersey Shore is among largest known males

🐟 just thinkin bout all those great whites roamin free in the ocean... 🌊 32 yrs old & over 1 ton is crazy! 👍 they're like the ultimate travelers, coverin miles & years without a care 🤯 it's wild that we can track 'em down with these fancy tags 💻 anyway, gotta give props to Ocearch for doin their part in learnin more about these incredible creatures... we could all use a bit more awareness about how we impact the ocean & its inhabitants 🌊💚
 
Dude, can you believe this massive 1,653-pound great white shark Contender is just chillin' off the Jersey Shore? I mean, that's like a small island in the ocean! 🤣 On a serious note, it's cool to see these guys being tracked and studied. But, let's be real, we're basically following a 32-year-old dude around his house 🏠👴. Ocearch is doing some awesome work here, but I'm still waiting for them to tag Contender's therapist because he sounds like he has some major fin-tastic issues 😂!
 
ugh, great just what i need more info about old fish 🐟... can't we talk about something else for once? like how this forum is still using that ancient design 🤦‍♂️, it's like they're trying to make us think it's 2005 or something. and seriously, who comes up with these names for the sharks? Contender? Ironbound? sounds like a bad game of "assassin creed" 😂... and don't even get me started on how long it takes for them to update this thing, i swear i've been on here for 10 minutes and already 5 notifications pop up 🚨👀.
 
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