“Melania” Is as Vacuous as Its Subject

The film "Melania," directed by Brett Ratner, is a vacuous and soulless portrayal of the former First Lady, Melania Trump. The movie's $75 million budget seems to have been squandered on a lackluster production that fails to capture the essence of its subject.

Ratner's own history of being accused of sexual assault has come back to haunt him in this film, as he attempts to direct "Melania" despite these allegations. The director's personal baggage seems to weigh heavily on the movie, which is now mired in controversy over his involvement.

The film itself is a tedious and uninspired look at Melania Trump's life as First Lady. The camera lingers on her outfits, her charity work, and her interactions with other public figures, but never truly delves into the complexities of her character. Instead, we're treated to shallow observations from Melania herself, which feel like they could have been generated by an AI.

The film's attempts to humanize Melania fall flat, as she comes across as a cardboard cutout with no discernible personality or motivations. Her responses to the camera are often generic and unremarkable, making it difficult to see her as anything more than a prop in Trump's narrative.

Perhaps the most egregious error is the film's complete failure to address any of the scandals surrounding Melania and her husband, Donald Trump. The Epstein case looms large over the movie, but Ratner chooses to ignore it or downplay its significance. This is a glaring oversight that betrays the director's true intentions: to whitewash the Trump brand and make "Melania" a glowing tribute to the former First Lady.

In short, "Melania" is a soulless exercise in self-promotion that fails to deliver on even the most basic level. It's a $75 million waste of money that should have been used for something more meaningful. As we move forward into an era where democracy is under threat from authoritarian forces, this film is a stark reminder of why we need journalism like The Intercept, which is fighting back against this menace with every fiber of its being.
 
lol @ Brett Ratner thinking he can just swoop in and make a movie about Melania without even trying to understand her 🙄 the fact that he's been accused of sexual assault has nothing to do with the quality of his directing skills, btw... that's just a bunch of noise from people who don't know what they're talking about. and omg, "Melania" is literally the definition of soulless - it's like they took every bland, generic interview ever given by a politician or their spouse and mashed them all together into one big mess 🤯 newsflash: if you're gonna make a movie about someone, at least have the decency to actually know them. or don't bother making it at all 👎
 
🤔 this movie sounds like a total flop 🚮 i mean who wants to watch a movie about someone's life that's just gonna show them in outfits and doing charity work? where's the depth? where's the story? 🙄 and yeah, having ratner at the helm is a major turnoff, especially with those allegations hanging over him like a cloud ☁️ 75 million bucks just to make a boring biography film? give me a break 💸
 
Man... this movie sounds like total trash 🚮🎥 I mean, $75 million budget and it's just so shallow? It's all about Melania's outfits and charity work, but where's the depth? And don't even get me started on Ratner's past allegations - that's gotta weigh heavily on the film. I feel like they're trying to whitewash Trump's image, you know? The Epstein thing is just a major oversight... it's like, what are they even hiding? Anyway, can't believe we wasted so much money on this 💸😒
 
🤔 I mean, come on! A $75 million budget for a movie that's basically just a fancy biopic about Melania Trump? 🤑 It seems like the filmmakers are more interested in showcasing her designer outfits than actually exploring her character.

And can we talk about Brett Ratner's involvement in this project? 🙅‍♂️ I don't care about his past allegations, but it's clear they're affecting the film. The whole thing feels like a shallow attempt to humanize Melania without actually delving into who she is as a person.

The fact that the movie ignores all the scandals surrounding Melania and her husband is just mind-boggling. 🤦‍♀️ I mean, we know about Epstein and all the other stuff that's been going on, but the film just glosses over it like it's nothing.

I'm all for a good biopic, but this one feels like a waste of money. Can't they do better than this? 😐
 
tbh i dont get why ppl are making such a big deal about this movie 🤷‍♂️ it seems like just another celeb biopic to me. im not really invested in melania's story anyway 🙃 the $75 mil budget does seem kinda steep tho 💸 maybe they couldve done more with that money if they didnt have so many egos in the room 👀
 
ugh can u believe they spent 75 mil on a movie about melania and it still sucks so bad 😂 i mean what's the point of makin a docu film when all ur gonna do is show her fashion sense lol but seriously tho, ratner's personal issues r like, super transparent now and it feels like he's tryin to use melania as a way to get back in the game 🤦‍♂️ but honestly, who cares about the real melania when u got a movie that's just gonna leave u feelin all meh 😴
 
I gotta disagree with all the hate on this movie 🤷‍♂️. I mean, it's not that bad, right? I thought Brett Ratner did a solid job and I actually kinda liked Melania's outfits - she's definitely got style 💁‍♀️. And let's be real, $75 million is peanuts compared to what the Trumps make in one day from their business empire 🤑. It's like they're trying to say it's overpriced but really it's just a clever marketing ploy 🎬.
 
OMG I'm so done with this movie 🤦‍♀️ it's like they took all the glamour and shine off Melania Trump and left her as a hollow shell... I mean who wants to watch a film about someone who just stands there looking pretty? 😴 not me, that's for sure! And can we talk about how weird it is that Brett Ratner got to direct this movie after going through all those allegations 🤔 it's like he's trying to make up for something... and honestly I'm kinda worried about the impact this film will have on people's perception of Melania Trump. Did they really just gloss over all the scandals? It's so frustrating as a parent you want to know what's real and what's not 🙄
 
Ugh, I just watched "Melania" and it's literally cringeworthy 💔🎥 The film is so vacuous and boring, it's like they took all the excitement out of Melania Trump's life as First Lady 🤣 I get that Brett Ratner has a questionable past, but you'd think he'd at least try to bring some depth to this biopic. Unfortunately, his personal demons just seem to seep into the movie and make it even more insubstantial 😔

The way they portray Melania is so shallow, it's like they're trying to turn her into a caricature 🤡 The film barely scratches the surface of who she really is, and when you try to get some insight from her herself... forget about it! 🙄 It's all just generic responses that sound like they were written by an AI 🤖

And can we talk about how they completely gloss over the scandals?! 🚫 The Epstein case looms large over the whole thing, but Ratner chooses to ignore it or downplay its significance. That's just basic reporting, folks! 📰 Newsflash: some skeletons in your closet are not something you can just sweep under the rug 💀
 
🎥😒 This "Melania" movie is a total mess, feels like Ratner's trying to make a quick buck off Trump's name rather than actually telling a story 🤑. Can't believe they left out the Epstein scandal, talk about whitewashing history 😕. Should've used that $75 million for something good, not some shallow biopic 💔
 
Wow! 🤯 the way they're whitewashing Melania's past and scandals is just unbelievable... Interesting that Ratner's personal baggage is still affecting his work despite all the attention he got for those allegations 🚫💔
 
Ugh, I'm so disappointed in this movie lol 😒. I mean, you'd think that with a budget that high they could've at least tried to make it interesting? But nope, it's just another forgettable biopic that fails to deliver 🤷‍♀️. And can we talk about how weird it is that the director has a history of being accused of assault and still got to helm this project? Like, what are the chances right? 🙄. I guess when you're dealing with someone as iconic as Melania, anyone would probably want to work on her project just for the bragging rights 💁‍♀️. But seriously, $75 million down the drain is a huge waste of cash 🤑. Can't wait to see what other flops 2025 has in store for us 😒.
 
I gotta say, I'm really disappointed in the new film "Melania". 75 million bucks should've been used for something that actually matters 🤑. Instead, it just feels like a shallow, boring look at Melania's life as First Lady. The director's past allegations come back to haunt him and it's just weird how that affects the whole movie 🤔. It's like they're trying to humanize her but she comes across as so robotic... generic answers from her feel like AI responses, lol 😂. And can't believe they left out all the scandals surrounding Trumps... what a missed opportunity to really tell a story 📰. I'm glad there are journalists like The Intercept fighting for truth and holding people in power accountable 💪
 
I'm so disappointed in "Melania" 🤕. I mean, can you imagine throwing $75 million at a project and still managing to come up empty-handed? It's like trying to capture a butterfly with a net made of tissue paper - it just doesn't work out 😔. The fact that Brett Ratner was involved despite his personal issues is just another layer of gross incompetence in my book 🤦‍♂️.

And don't even get me started on how the film barely scratches the surface of Melania's life as First Lady. It's like they took every bland, generic statement she made during her time in office and strung them together into a movie 📚. The character just comes across as so...one-dimensional, like she's not really there at all 👀.

Not addressing the scandals surrounding Trump and Melania is basically a slap in the face to anyone who cares about the truth 💔. I mean, come on, are we really supposed to pretend that the Epstein case doesn't exist? It's just another example of how this film is more interested in selling a narrative than telling an honest story 📺.

All in all, "Melania" feels like a waste of time and money - literally 😒. I'd rather be reading about real journalism than watching this soulless exercise in self-promotion 📰.
 
Ugh, what's the deal with this movie? 🤯 I mean, $75 million for a film that's just gonna sit there and not do anything? It's like they took all that cash and used it to pay off some shady connections or something 🤑. And can we talk about Brett Ratner's past for a second? Like, how could you even get involved in this project with those allegations hanging over your head? 💔 The film itself is just so... basic. It's like they took every bland interview and public appearance of Melania Trump and mashed them all together into one big mess 📺. And don't even get me started on how it glosses over the whole Epstein thing 🚫. Like, where's the depth? Where's the nuance? It's just a lazy attempt to whitewash the whole Trump brand and make Melania out to be some kind of saint. No thanks 🙅‍♀️. Can we just get back to movies that actually say something or try to tell us something new for once? 🎥
 
can't believe they spent 75 million bucks on this mess 🤑👎 the director's baggage is so heavy it's literally dragging down the whole movie 🤯 and what really gets me is that they completely ignored all the scandals surrounding melania and trump 🚫💼 like, hello epstein case! didn't think they'd get away with leaving that out 😒 anyway, if you ask me, this film should've gone straight to streaming, not some fancy movie theater 🍿👀
 
🤔 I'm really disappointed in this movie. It feels like they just took some pictures of Melania Trump's outfits and charity events and strung them together into a boring film. There's no depth or substance to it, it's all very superficial. And let's be real, the director's past allegations do add an extra layer of unease to the whole thing. 🤦‍♂️ The way they portray Melania as just a prop with generic responses is just lazy and unimpressive. I mean, if you're going to make a film about someone's life, at least try to capture their personality or motivations, right? 💔 And what's up with ignoring the scandals surrounding her husband and her own involvement in them? It feels like they're trying to whitewash everything and just promote Trump's image. 🚫 I don't get why they spent $75 million on this movie, it's a complete waste of money. Maybe use that budget for something that actually makes a difference? 🤷‍♂️
 
I'm so disappointed in that movie 🤔🎥 it's like they just phoned it in and didn't even try to be honest about Melania's life as First Lady. I mean, I get that the budget was a lot and maybe they were trying to make something fancy-schmancy but honestly it just feels like a bunch of empty calories 🍔👀. I wish they would've dug deeper into her actual experiences and motivations instead of just showing pretty outfits and charity events. It's like, what's the point of even making a movie about someone if you're not going to show their real personality? And omg can we please talk about how awkward it is when she's talking directly to the camera 📹😳. Anyway, I'm glad The Intercept is doing important work and keeping us informed about all this drama 💪📰
 
🙄 just watched "Melania" and I'm still trying to process how bad it is 🤯 the cinematography is so bland, it's like they took all the excitement out of the Trump family's life 😴 and the script? forget about it 💁‍♀️ it's like they paid some AI to write generic lines that Melania would say anyway 🤖 the only thing missing is a cameo from Barron and even then, I'd be surprised if he wasn't forced to read from a teleprompter 📺 brett ratner's directing skills are basically nonexistent at this point, what's next? a made-for-TV movie about his alleged past 🚫
 
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