Minute Maid is discontinuing its frozen juices. For this writer, there's no love lost

Minute Maid Frozen Orange Juice Is Gone: A Bittersweet End to Childhood Nostalgia

As a child of the 1980s, I have mixed emotions about the discontinuation of Minute Maid's frozen orange juice. While it may be seen as a nostalgic loss by some, for this writer, there is no love lost. Growing up, my mom stocked our freezer with cans of frozen "OJ" as if it was a means to an end – a way to keep us hydrated during uncertain times.

The sound of my mom's familiar command from the top of the stairs still echoes in my mind: "Go make the OJ!" It was a ritual that required patience, as I had to defrost the can under hot tap and mix it with cold water. The resulting drink was often a slushy concoction that tasted vaguely like 7-Eleven Slurpees. On other occasions, we'd sneak into the kitchen after dinner to shave off spoonfuls of the orange juice, eating it like poor man's sorbet.

But as much as I have fond memories of Minute Maid's frozen orange juice, its demise is a welcome change for me. The experience of having this drink forced upon us during childhood was traumatic enough, but when my cousin got car sick on a family road trip and the vomit pitcher from that day somehow ended up in our bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios, it soured my taste for frozen orange juice forever.

Now, I can finally say goodbye to the struggle of mixing up Minute Maid's frozen concentrate without having to confront its sticky, gloopy texture. While some may mourn its loss, I'm just grateful that this part of my childhood is behind me.
 
lol what a wild story about your cousin getting car sick 🀒 and now u r complaining about minuemead frozen orange juice? come on dude! πŸ˜‚ it's not like they were poisonin ur brains or somethin. just enjoy the fact that u can finally make ur own OJ without havin to deal with all that gloopy texture πŸŽ‰
 
I gotta feel you on this one! I mean, who needs a sugary drink that tastes like a watered-down Slurpee anyway? As someone who grew up in the 90s and was subjected to their frozen concentrate mix (ugh!), I can attest to its "deliciousness". But seriously, it's not all bad news - maybe we can all take a moment to appreciate how far technology has come and how easy it is to get fresh orange juice now? πŸ€— Still, I do feel for the nostalgia brigade... but let's be real, who needs that kind of trauma in their childhood memories πŸ˜‚.
 
I feel kinda bad for those who are gonna miss Minute Maid Frozen Orange Juice πŸ˜”. But let's be real, it was never exactly the healthiest option to begin with πŸ€ͺ. All that added sugar and preservatives? No thanks! It's a good thing we've got better options now πŸŠπŸ‘Œ. On the other hand, I get why some people might be nostalgic for it - those childhood memories are real πŸ’‘. But for me, it was more like... survival mode 🀣. Anyone else have crazy experiences with over-purchased convenience foods from their childhood? πŸ˜‚
 
I feel you, OP πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚! Who else was subjected to the horrors of defrosting a can of frozen OJ under hot water? 😩 It sounds like Minute Maid's frozen orange juice was more of a necessary evil for your family back in the day. I'm with you on being relieved it's gone - those gloopy textures can be super off-putting! πŸ‘Ž As a nostalgic, I have to admit I'll miss it too... but at least we won't have to deal with that gross slushy concoction anymore 🍹. The "I got car sick and vomit in my cereal" story tho πŸ˜‚ is priceless!
 
πŸ™„ Come on people! Frozen orange juice? Really? That stuff was a kid's worst nightmare. I mean, I guess it's nostalgic for some, but who actually liked drinking that gloopy mess? 🀒 I'm just glad the world has moved on from this sugary abomination. And btw, can we talk about how weird it is to get emotional about a drink being discontinued? πŸ˜‚ What's next, mourning the loss of Tang or something? 🍊
 
😊 The nostalgia trap - it's like we're holding onto memories because they're all we have left from the past. But what if those memories are tainted by unpleasant experiences? My cousin's story still makes me shudder, and it's crazy how something as simple as a drink can evoke such strong emotions. I think it's okay to let go of nostalgia sometimes - it's not about erasing memories, but about releasing the emotional baggage that comes with them πŸ’‘
 
I feel kinda bad for people who are super attached to this stuff lol 🀣. For me though, it's like a weight off my shoulders - no more sticky OJ mess in the kitchen πŸ™Œ! I can relate to not loving frozen orange juice as a kid, it sounds so gross now 🀒. And oh man, car sick on Honey Nut Cheerios? That's even worse 😷! Glad I'm not alone in thinking its demise is a good thing πŸ’ͺ.
 
idk why ppl are all sad about minute maid froyo juice goin away πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ i mean its def not like it was a nice drink or somethin πŸ˜’ my mom used to make us drink it from cans as kids and it was literally just water with some orange flavoring lol dont get me wrong im glad we can move on but also kinda relieved that our childhood memories of froyo juice are behind us πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
 
ugh i remember those mornings when you had to wait for like 10 min to defrost that can lol and the smell was always so strong πŸ€’πŸ’¦ but idk about everyone being sad over it tbh its kinda nice not having to deal with it anymore, my family used to get super annoyed whenever one of us spilled the stuff all over the floor πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Ž
 
idk why ppl are so salty about minute maid goin down πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ it was prob just a staple in alot of people's childhoods like a nostalgic thingy but its def not the end of the world 😎 i mean who needs to drink slushy orange juice every day lol? plus think about all the other jucy options out there now...
 
.. think about it, a kid's gotta love their mom, but come on! Using us as guinea pigs for her experimental "OJ" recipes? 🀣 I mean, I get it, she was trying to keep us hydrated and all that, but freezing orange juice was just... weird. And don't even get me started on the whole slushy drink thing. It's like, mom, we're not sipping on a 7-Eleven Slurpee at home! πŸ˜‚ Plus, who needs all those spoonfuls of "poor man's sorbet"? Not me, that's for sure. On the bright side, I guess it's nice to have one less thing to complain about when it comes to nostalgic childhood drinks. No more sticky texture, no more weird taste... I'm good! πŸ‘
 
omg this is so wild 🀯 i remember those mini maid frozen orange juice containers being like the ultimate evil when i was a kid lol it's crazy how they can go from being super nostalgic to someone actually appreciating the end of something they endured in their childhood πŸ˜‚πŸŠ as for me, i think its awesome that we're moving on from all the gross stuff our parents used to force feed us πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
 
MINUTE MAID FROZEN OJ IS FINALLY GONE AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦ I mean dont get me wrong its a bittersweet moment for some ppl but for me its like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders i used to have to deal with the sticky gloopy texture and mix it up without even enjoying it lol now im free from that struggle and can move on with my life πŸ™ŒπŸΌ. I also think its kinda funny how people are mourning the loss of minute maid frozen oj like its a tragedy or somethin but for me its just a blessing in disguise
 
idk why ppl r gonna miss minute maid frozen OJ lol it was like drinking 7-eleven slurpees but worse πŸ˜‚ and omg dont even get me started on the gloopy texture 🀒 i had to mix it with cold water just to make it tolerable 🍊 my mom always thought its a great way to keep us hydrated but really its just a weird kinda drink that only 90s kids will understand πŸ€ͺ
 
I was thinking about these old ice pops from when I was a kid and they were literally so sugary and weird. Now, my little one can have fancy juice boxes with actual real juice in them. Not gonna lie, the nostalgia isn't really missing that much for me lol πŸ‘€πŸ’¦
 
Ugh, can't believe they're killing off another nostalgic favorite 🀯. Like, I get it, the stuff was probably super old and gross by now, but does it have to be discontinued? It's not like we're gonna miss it that much πŸ˜’. And omg, some people are actually getting all teary-eyed over this... newsflash: it's just frozen orange juice from a can πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. Get over it and move on to something new πŸš€.
 
πŸ˜‚ Interesting 🀣 the person who wrote about this has such a twisted relationship with Minute Maid's frozen orange juice 😜 it's like they're saying goodbye to a bad memory but still kinda happy about it πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
 
I'm so done with nostalgic food comebacks 🀯. Like, yes I get it, people love their retro drinks and whatnot... but can we please just move on? The problem is we're just re-living our parents' stressors for a new generation 😩. I mean, who wants to relive the horror of mixing frozen OJ with water and hoping for the best? Not me 🀒. I'm over here like "good riddance"... glad to see those gloopy pouches go πŸ’β€β™€οΈ.
 
aww man i'm so down with you about minute maid frozen OJ being gone lolol those memories tho 🀣 i remember making slushies too and they were always such a pain to drink but like u said its not all bad now we can finally say goodbye to that gloopy texture πŸ’β€β™€οΈ can't believe your cousin got car sick on a family road trip though 😷 poor guy! anyway glad ur feeling relieved about it
 
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