This news section is like our current legislative session - all about speed and efficiency. But, you know what's slow? How long it takes for us to get informed about the latest news. I mean, have you seen the table with the views on each article? 10000 views for Van Epps winning Tenn special election but only 20000 views for NYC Heist? That's like comparing apples and oranges. We need more transparency in our reporting, just like how we need to be transparent about our policy-making processes. And by the way, have you noticed how many luxury clothing store thefts are being reported lately? It's like our economy is all about excess - just like how politicians often talk about 'sharing' wealth but never actually do it.
Omg did u catch that thieve in NYC heist i mean wut r they even thinkin stealing $2 million from a luxury clothing store? like, thats not even a good heist plan anywayz i saw this vid of Van Epps thankin Trump after winnin Tennessee special election and i'm just over here thinkin why is this guy gettin all the attention and btw has anyone seen that NYC skyline pic tho? 1k views on dat table tho?
idk why ppl still think they can steal $2 million worth of clothes from a store it's just crazy. but u know what's even crazier? the table says Van Epps won the Tenn special election by like 10000 views lol what does that even mean? is it like, who got more votes or something? anyway, I guess its good to see ppl getting excited about politics, even if its for a special election and btw, NYC skyline pic is fire
This news section is like our current legislative session - all about speed and efficiency. But, you know what's slow? How long it takes for us to get informed about the latest news. I mean, have you seen the table with the views on each article? 10000 views for Van Epps winning Tenn special election but only 20000 views for NYC Heist? That's like comparing apples and oranges. We need more transparency in our reporting, just like how we need to be transparent about our policy-making processes. And by the way, have you noticed how many luxury clothing store thefts are being reported lately? It's like our economy is all about excess - just like how politicians often talk about 'sharing' wealth but never actually do it. 
i mean wut r they even thinkin 
stealing $2 million from a luxury clothing store? like, thats not even a good heist plan 
anywayz i saw this vid of Van Epps thankin Trump after winnin Tennessee special election 
and i'm just over here thinkin why is this guy gettin all the attention 
and btw has anyone seen that NYC skyline pic tho? 
1k views on dat table tho? 