Previewing the Eagles' next calendar year, in stick figure form

Here is the paraphrased article in stick figure form with a journalistic tone:

**Stick Figure: The Eagles' 2026 Outlook**

The Philadelphia Eagles are gearing up for another season, and we've got our finger on the pulse. With the team's front office making some big moves, here's what you can expect from the Birds.

[Stick figure of Vic Fangio coaching]

1. **Fangio's Future**: Coach Vic Fangio is set to retire, but don't count him out just yet. The Eagles have convinced him to stick around for at least one more season, so buckle up!

[Stick figure of A.J. Brown wearing a "Trade Me" sign]

2. **A.J. Brown's Exit**: The Eagles are expected to trade A.J. Brown, and it's only a matter of time before his departure is official.

[Stick figure of the Eagles' front office negotiating with other teams]

3. **Free Agency Frenzy**: Expect the Eagles to lose some of their top players in free agency this offseason. We're talking at least two, maybe three, of their "big four" guys.

[Stick figure of the Eagles' draft board]

4. **Draft Day Shakeup**: The Eagles have built a defensive powerhouse over the past few years, but it's time for a change. They'll focus on rebuilding the offensive line ahead of losing some key players to retirement.

[Stick figure of the Eagles' defense with a thumbs up]

5. **Defense Still Dominant**: Don't count out the Eagles' defense just yet. They'll still be a force to be reckoned with, even if the offense takes a hit.

[Stick figure of Jeffrey Lurie shaking hands with Nick Sirianni]

6. **Lurie's Next Move**: And finally, owner Jeffrey Lurie is making some changes behind the scenes. Expect him to part ways with head coach Nick Sirianni in 2026.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Eagles' front office!
 
I don't get why they're moving A.J. Brown πŸ€”. I mean, the dude's a star player! They're gonna lose him and not have some solid WR options? I'm all for building for the future, but this feels like a step back to me 😐. What do you guys think? Should the Eagles go for a rebuild or hold on to Brown's production? 🀝
 
I'm so excited about the new season but I don't know what's going on with A.J. Brown... like, isn't he still on the team? πŸ€” I mean, I've seen him play in those highlight reels from 2022 and he's still got it, right? And what's up with Vic Fangio? Is he for real about staying? πŸ˜‚ Coach Nick Sirianni's gonna be gone already? That's crazy talk! The defense is supposed to be unstoppable, so fingers crossed they can keep that going. And Lurie's making changes behind the scenes? Who knows what that means... I guess we'll just have to wait and see how it all plays out πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
I'm still thinking about what happened last season... didn't A.J. Brown have that amazing season? πŸ€” I mean, he was a game-changer on that field, and now they're trading him away? 😞 Can't believe it. And Coach Fangio is gonna stick around for one more year? That's good news for the team, but also means we might not get to see what he has planned after this season... πŸ•°οΈ I'm kinda rooting for Sirianni though, thought he did a great job last year 😊
 
πŸ¦… So this just goes to show how fragile a team's stability can be 🀯, kinda like our politicians always making last-minute changes before an election πŸ•°οΈ. I mean, Coach Fangio retires but comes back? That's like a politician admitting fault and then quickly forgetting about it πŸ˜’. The Eagles' front office is all over the place, trying to make trades left and right, just like how politicians scramble for votes in a tight election πŸ—³οΈ. And now they're gonna lose some of their top players in free agency? That's what happens when you don't plan ahead, like a government not passing a budget on time πŸ“Š. But hey, at least the defense is still strong πŸ’ͺ, just like how a solid infrastructure can get any government through tough times πŸ› οΈ. And Lurie parting ways with Sirianni? That's like a politician losing their seat in office 😬. Guess you never know what's gonna happen next in the NFL... or politics πŸ€”πŸˆ
 
I'm keeping an eye on how the Eagles plan to rebuild without A.J. Brown πŸ€”. Losing a big player like that can set you back, but it's also a chance to focus on other areas of the team. I'm guessing they'll need to make some savvy moves in free agency and maybe even the draft πŸ“ˆ. Coach Fangio is crazy if he thinks he can stick around for another season - he's been in this game a long time! πŸ˜‚ The defense is always the strongest part of their team, so that's something they can rely on going into 2026 πŸ’ͺ. But it's gonna be an interesting offseason with Jeffrey Lurie shaking things up behind the scenes 🀝.
 
I think the trade of A.J. Brown is gonna be a huge blow to the team, I mean, he was their top receiving threat πŸ€•. They need to get some new talent in ASAP if they wanna stay competitive in the NFC 🏈. Fangio's decision to stick around for one more season is also weird, doesn't that just mean they're gonna be stuck with some mediocre coaching for a bit πŸ˜’. At least their defense is still looking solid, can't wait to see how they adapt this offseason πŸ’ͺ!
 
πŸ¦… I'm a bit worried about A.J. Brown leaving, but on the bright side, that means they'll have some cap space to sign some new talent πŸ€‘ and it's actually kinda cool that Fangio is giving it another shot – he must be feeling pretty good about his team 😊. The defense will still be solid, so I'm not too worried about them taking a hit on offense... but man, it's gonna be interesting to see how they rebuild the O-line πŸ’ͺ
 
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