Raccoon passes out on Virginia liquor store bathroom floor after drunken rampage

A Virginia Liquor Store Burglarized by Raccoon, Ends Up as its Unwelcome Guest

In a bizarre incident at an Ashland-area liquor store in Virginia, a masked raccoon broke into the closed premises early on Saturday, wreaking havoc and leaving a trail of destruction. The raccoon's nocturnal rampage included smashing bottles, causing a ceiling tile to collapse, and spilling alcohol on the floor.

Eyewitnesses describe the scene as "chaotic," with the raccoon seemingly acting like an animal in its drunken state. According to Samantha Martin, an officer from the local animal control, the raccoon had apparently been drinking everything it could find in the store, with bottles being smashed left and right.

As Martin recounted, the raccoon eventually stumbled into the bathroom and collapsed on the floor, where it was discovered by a store employee. "I personally like raccoons," Martin said with a chuckle. "They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything."

Despite its antics, the raccoon's behavior has raised concerns about animal welfare. According to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, the raccoon had sobered up by Saturday morning and was released back into the wild after being taken to the shelter.

This incident is not the first of its kind this year, as a raccoon was previously found with a glass methamphetamine pipe in its mouth in Ohio. The raccoon's actions have highlighted the importance of responsible pet ownership and the risks associated with animals getting into hazardous substances.

The local animal control officer expressed relief that the raccoon had been handled safely, saying "Another day in the life of an animal control officer, I guess." As for the raccoon itself, it appears to have learned a valuable lesson about breaking and entering – at least this time.
 
idk why people still think its funny when animals get drunk lol 🀣 like what's next? a cat playing video games all night? but seriously, those raccoons are getting into some wild stuff rn... gotta wonder if they're sniffing out something stronger than just booze πŸ˜‚
 
OMG, can you believe this dude?! πŸ˜‚πŸΊ a raccoon just raided a liquor store like it's no big deal! What's next, a bear crashing a rave party? πŸ»πŸŽ‰ Anyway, I gotta feel for the animal control officer, that sounds like an insane job. All I can think is, who has a raccoon with a glass meth pipe in its mouth in Ohio?! 🀯 That's just wild!
 
omg 🀣 can u believe a raccoon just robbed a liquor store like that? i mean, i love animals but this is crazy! πŸ˜‚ they're so intelligent and stuff, how did they even figure out how to open bottles? i'm glad the animal control officer was okay though, those jobs can be super stressful. πŸ™ and yeah, methamphetamine is really bad for them, it's a shame another critter got into it this year. anyway, raccoons are just the coolest πŸ»πŸ’•
 
🀣 This is literally the craziest thing I've seen all week! Like, what's next? A squirrel breaking into a Netflix password vault? πŸΏοΈπŸ˜‚ But seriously, it's wild that this raccoon was just stumbling around like it was drunk and smashing stuff. It's crazy to think that it was handling liquor like it was water. Anyway, I'm glad the shelter stepped in and took care of it - those little critters need our help! 🐾❀️ And can we talk about how wild this whole incident is? First, a raccoon gets caught with a meth pipe, now one's getting smashed up in a liquor store... what's going on, animals?! 🀯
 
omg, what is up with these masked bandits rn?! 🀣🐻 first they hit Ohio, now Virginia? seems like raccoons are getting in on the whole break-in scene! πŸ˜‚ anyway, gotta give props to Samantha Martin and the animal control crew for handling that situation safely. poor raccoon though, one minute it's chillin' with a glass pipe, next thing you know it's sipping on cheap booze 🍺🐻 hope it learns its lesson (but lol what a wild night) πŸ‘€
 
🀣 Oh man, can you believe a raccoon got away with, literally, getting drunk and smashing up a liquor store? πŸ»πŸ˜‚ I mean, what's next? A squirrel gonna rob a bank or something? πŸ˜‚ But for real though, the fact that it was found with a glass meth pipe in Ohio earlier this year is super concerning. Those little critters are like sponges for bad stuff. πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ And poor thing got lucky and made it out alive, just to be taken to the shelter. πŸ˜” I guess it's good that animal control was there to handle it safely tho. πŸΎπŸ’• Still, can't help but feel bad for the little guy – raccoons are already cute enough without having to deal with all this drama! πŸ¦”πŸ˜Š
 
πŸ»πŸ˜‚ oh man, I gotta say, that's one wild raccoon! I mean, who needs booze when you've got a liquor store to smash up? 🍹πŸ’₯ it's like they say, 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade'... or in this case, when life gives you a bottle of whiskey, go nuts and drink the whole thing! πŸ˜‚

But seriously though, I'm glad no one got hurt and that the raccoon is back out in the wild. It's just a shame it had to resort to such antics. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ animal welfare concerns aside, it's still pretty funny to imagine this little guy stumbling around like a drunken human. πŸ˜‚

It's weird though, I mean what even attracts raccoons to liquor stores? πŸ€” are they just looking for a good time or something? πŸŽ‰
 
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