Rumored supernatural sighting of Jesus in France debunked by Pope Leo XIV

😂 omg u gotta see this pope leo dude just shut down all those crazy jesus sightings claims in france!!! i mean who needs a 2000 ft cross when ur actually sippin' holy water lmao madeleine autumns claims were wild but papal decrees r where it's at 🙏🔥 now the church can focus on real issues like gamblin' and internet addiction lol who knew being a christian could be so... wholesome 😊
 
[Image of a "Skeptical Santa" GIF with a red "X" marked through it 🤔]

[Image of a giant cross being demolished by a wrecking ball 🌆]

[Image of Pope Leo XIV with a shrug emoji 🙅‍♂️]

[Image of a person looking confused, with multiple conflicting images in the background 🤯]

[Image of a " Discernment" sign, with a big red circle and a line through it 🚫]

[Image of Jesus Christ saying "No, no, no!" to the giant cross idea 😂]
 
I'm totally not surprised that this whole Dozulé Jesus thing blew up and then got shut down 🙅‍♂️. I mean, come on, a 2k-foot tall cross? That's just crazy talk! And now the Catholic Church is saying it's all fake news? 😒 It's like, I get it, they gotta be careful with their teachings and all that, but can't we just have a little fun every once in a while? 🤔

I do think it's cool that Pope Leo is taking on some real issues, though. Compulsive gambling and internet addiction are huge problems, and the Church should definitely be addressing them 💸💻. It's all about keeping Christians centered on what really matters - Jesus, not some elaborate cross or claims of his appearances 🙏.

And yeah, Father Patrick Mary Briscoe makes a good point about discernment being important. We don't want people getting confused or misled, and the Church has to be careful about that. But let's just hope they're not shutting down too much freedom in the process 😐.
 
🤔 I'm low-key surprised that the Vatican finally put their foot down on this whole Dozulé thing. It's been out there for ages, and I mean, who needs a 2k ft cross in the middle of nowhere? 😂 But seriously, it's about time they cleared up any confusion and got back to what matters - spreading Christ's message. Father Briscoe makes some solid points about discernment being key. I guess we should be grateful that Pope Leo isn't getting swayed by all these weird claims like some other folks might 😉. Now let's focus on the real issues, like those pesky online addiction problems...
 
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