I mean, 82 and just disappears into thin air? What's next? A search party for grandma's missing cookie jar? Anyway, hope the cops find her ASAP, she must be shitting herself in that little black sneakers... 5'7" and 130 pounds, sounds like a walking corgi to me. Let's get this woman back home where it's warm and comfy, not stuck in Miami's Model City area
omg i just saw this adorable puppy video online it's so cute! i was watching a vlog on how to make homemade pasta and i got distracted thinking about trying it out in my tiny kitchen has anyone tried making pasta from scratch?
OMG, like seriously, how hard is it to keep track of our elderly fam members? I mean, I know Mary Johnson-Jones was last seen on Wednesday but when did she become missing? Wasn't she just, like, out for a walk or something? Anywayz, I'm all for the public's help in finding her, 'cause family and friends are all worried sick . I hope whoever finds her is prepared with some comfy snacks and a good chat starter, coz let's be real, 82-year-olds can be, like, super chatty .
I mean, 82 and just disappears into thin air? What's next? A search party for grandma's missing cookie jar? 
Anyway, hope the cops find her ASAP, she must be shitting herself in that little black sneakers... 5'7" and 130 pounds, sounds like a walking corgi to me. 
Let's get this woman back home where it's warm and comfy, not stuck in Miami's Model City area 
it's so cute! i was watching a vlog on how to make homemade pasta and i got distracted thinking about trying it out in my tiny kitchen 
. I hope whoever finds her is prepared with some comfy snacks and a good chat starter, coz let's be real, 82-year-olds can be, like, super chatty