Strapped for cash: why Francis Ford Coppola is flogging his watches

OMG u guyz!! 😱 I'm lowkey shocked Francis Ford Coppola is literally selling his one-of-a-kind watch for millions!!! Like, I get it, the dude's struggling financially after Megalopolis tanked 🤦‍♂️ but like, shouldn't he just invest in a new film or something?! 🎬 The FFC is def a masterpiece tho! It's like, who needs conventional clock-making when u can have armor-plated hands? 💥 But for real, I feel bad for the guy. He's clearly passionate about his art and that takes courage 💪. Maybe owning this watch isn't just about having a cool timepiece, but also being part of film history 🕰️🎥
 
I'm not surprised Francis Ford Coppola is going after his money with this crazy watch sale 🤑. I mean, come on, $3 million for one watch? That's like the price of a small island 🏖️. It's either he really believes people will shell out that kind of cash or he's trying to cover up his losses from Megalopolis 🎥. Either way, it just goes to show you how out of touch some artists can be with reality. I mean, who pays $3 million for a watch when you could invest in a decent film production 🎬? The government should really look into this and see if there are any tax implications...
 
🕰️ The whole thing just feels like a money grab to me... I mean, I get that Francis Ford Coppola is trying to make ends meet after that box office disaster of Megalopolis 🎥 but $14 million for that watch? That's just crazy talk! 💸 It's like he's taking the term "art investment" way too seriously. And what's with the armored hand configuration? It looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, not a fancy timepiece 🤖. I think he should just sell it to someone who actually appreciates its... uniqueness, I guess. Not trying to break the bank on some niche collector who'll never see the back of that thing again 😂
 
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