Video 'Slender Man' attacker told officers to Google her name, police say

Woman Behind Slender Man Stabbing Case Directed Police to Google Her Name: Court Documents

A bizarre incident in an Illinois court revealed that Morgan Geyser, the woman accused of stabbing her friend in a ritualistic "Slender Man" attack, told police officers who questioned her about her identity to simply "Google it."

According to sources close to the investigation, when authorities asked for Geyser's name during her arrest on Sunday, she instructed them to look up her information online. The unusual request has left many scratching their heads, as it appears Geyser was confident in the accuracy of her digital footprint.

Geyser's case drew widespread attention last year after she and another teenager, Anissa Weier, allegedly stabbed their classmate, Anissa's friend Sabrina Mueller, in a ritual intended to appease the online character Slender Man. The attack left Mueller with severe injuries that required multiple surgeries.

As the court documents detail Geyser's arrest, authorities' initial hesitation suggests that they may have underestimated her online presence. It remains unclear why Geyser felt the need to direct police to Google her name or what this says about her confidence in her digital identity.

Geyser is currently facing charges related to the attack, which has raised questions about mental health and the consequences of delving into online mythology. As her case continues to unfold, it remains to be seen whether Geyser's actions reflect a deeper understanding of her own digital footprint or simply a misguided attempt to deflect attention.
 
I mean... what's up with that girl? πŸ€” Directing cops to Google her name is wild. I guess she knew she'd come up on top or something. It's like, yeah, your online presence is pretty solid if you can make the authorities do a Google search. But at the same time, it's kinda creepy how confident she was in that. Like, did she really think she'd get a good response online? And what's with this Slender Man thing anyway? It's just a myth, right? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I don't know, maybe there's more to it than we know. But one thing's for sure, this case is getting some serious attention and I'm kinda curious to see how it all plays out.
 
can you believe this πŸ˜‚? like, I know we're all weird in our own ways but I think it's actually kinda cool that she knew exactly what to say to Google her name and stuff. it shows how far online presence has come, right? people are so confident in their digital footprint now. and at the same time, it's also a bit scary thinking about how much info is out there about us... I mean, who wouldn't want to check on someone's online presence before accusing them of a crime, lol? anyway, I'm just gonna focus on the fact that Morgan Geyser is speaking her mind and taking responsibility for her actions. it's all good, let's move forward! πŸŒˆπŸ’–
 
[Image of Grumpy Cat with a thought bubble saying "I'm not going down without a digital footprint"] πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€
[A GIF of someone searching on Google, with a detective hat and magnifying glass] πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ’»
[An image of Morgan Geyser with the words "Confidence is key... online" written above her, with a slightly smug expression] πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ˜Ž
 
This case is giving me major creep vibes πŸ•·οΈ. I mean, you've got this girl who's so invested in online mythology that she's willing to basically direct the police to herself online. It's like, what even is her digital footprint at this point? Does she really think Google's got her info locked down tighter than a vice? πŸ˜‚ And what's with the whole Slender Man thing? Like, was it just some random meme she stumbled upon or did she actually believe in that creepy character? πŸ€” Either way, it raises some serious questions about mental health and how online obsession can spiral out of control. Anyway, I'm definitely keeping an eye on this case - it's like a real-life psychological thriller πŸ’€.
 
I'm kinda wondering how someone could think that googling their name back will help them... like, what if they're not online? πŸ€”πŸ‘€ It's like, I get it, she wanted to control the narrative, but it just seems so... extra. And what's with this whole Slender Man thing, anyway? Is she really delving into online mythology or is it just a weird phase? I'm not saying she's crazy or anything, but... *shrugs* Maybe she was trying to play it cool and show the cops that she knew her stuff? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Anyway, only time will tell if her Google-fu will help her out in court πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this... 🀯 I mean, I get that she's got some issues, but directing the cops to Google herself? That's just wild. It's like she knew all along she'd be caught and was trying to be all cool about it. But at the same time, it's also kinda sad that someone would feel so confident in their online presence that they think a quick search would clear everything up. And what's with this Slender Man thing? Like, I get why some people might get into it, but stabbing someone in the name of an online character? That's just not right. πŸ€• Anyway, I hope she gets help and all, but I'm still shaking my head over this whole ordeal...
 
πŸ€” This lady's decision to tell the cops to Google her name during arrest is wild. Like, what's she thinking? Does she really know how deep her online presence runs? 🌐 It's crazy to think that someone would be so confident in their digital identity, especially given the consequences of her actions... it's all a bit concerning, tbh. 😬 The Slender Man mythos is already pretty intense, but this just takes it to a whole new level πŸŽƒοΈ
 
omg this is wild 🀯 she told them to google herself like who does that?? πŸ™„ i mean i get why ppl would wanna look up their own name online but doing it in a court setting tho?? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ its def not good for her case lol. like does she really think the cops will find some info on her that proves she's innocent? πŸ˜‚ idk about this girl's mental state though, stabbing someone over slender man is super creepy and disturbing 😳
 
OMG what is going on with this girl?? 🀯 she's literally directing the cops to Google her name like, isn't that just gonna reveal even more about her online life? and why did she think that was gonna help her in the first place? like wasn't the point of the whole "Slender Man" thing to keep a low profile online? this whole case is just so messed up πŸ€•
 
I mean... can you even imagine showing up in court like that? 🀯 I feel like she was trying to make a point about how easily you can look up info online, but at the same time it's just kinda creepy. Like, if she really thought her Google search history would be accurate and complete, then what was she expecting? πŸ˜‚ And honestly, it's kinda sad that this all went down in the first place... two teens stabbing each other over some made-up mythology? πŸ€”
 
I don't get it πŸ€”... Like, what's the point of Google-ing your own name if you're just gonna end up in court? 🚫 And is this really how we're supposed to be trusting our online presence? I mean, Slender Man or not, this whole thing just feels kinda weird. 😬 Can't she just admit to her part in it and move on already? πŸ™„
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this 😲. Like, I get that Morgan Geyser was really into the whole Slender Man thing and all, but this "Google it" thing is just wild 🀯. It's like she knew exactly how much info was out there about herself and wasn't worried at all πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ. I mean, what if someone had been searching for her name that day? Like, would they have found the stabbing pics from last year or something? πŸ“ΈπŸ‘€ And now the police are questioning whether she knew exactly what was going to happen when she said "Google it"... πŸ€”.

As a parent, I'm trying to wrap my head around why someone would take their own identity and online presence to that level πŸ’». Is this what we're calling cyber awareness these days? πŸ˜… Like, are people just so confident in the digital world that they feel like they can throw down some crazy challenge πŸ€ͺ?
 
omg u can just imagine being in that situation and feeling so confident in ur online presence lol like, if i was in 2 situations like morgan geyser where im being questioned by the cops and i just casually say "google me" lol i think its actually kinda scary how much of an impact our online presence has on us. like, we put out this curated version of ourselves online and it can be hard to separate that from who we really are in real life 🀯
 
can u even imagine if ur personal info was online like that? like, i got friends who are super obsessed with these mythical creatures and stuff, and they're always Googling themselves... but this is on another level lol. i mean, morgan geysers case is so crazy, like how did she think the cops wouldn't already know her name anyway? and what's up with this "google it" thing tho? does that even make sense in real life? πŸ€”πŸ‘€
 
[GIF: A picture of Google with a magnifying glass over a person's face, followed by a "whoops" meme] πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

[Illustration of Slender Man with a red X through it, surrounded by police tape and handcuffs]

[Image: A screenshot of Google search results with Morgan Geyser's name on the top, followed by a shrugging emoji πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ]

[Meme: "I can has cheezburger?" replaced with "I can has digital footprint?"]

[GIF: An animation of a person searching for information online, with a thought bubble above their head that says "Is this who I am?"]
 
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