So they're making a big deal about the guys who scored six goals against their teams? Like it's some kind of achievement or something... I mean, what's next, awarding points for showing up to practice?

Anyway, I guess it's cool that Jermain Defoe gets mentioned in this article, but let's not forget about the stats, right? He scored six goals against West Ham United, but so did a bunch of other guys... like Jermaine Jenas against Manchester City. Yeah, sure, he got to play against City, one of the best teams in the league. Big deal!
And Frank Lampard, oh boy, he's like the king or something. Six goals against Chelsea? Please, I'm sure it wasn't that impressive. He played for Chelsea, one of the most successful teams in the league history. That's like saying you scored six goals at the local grocery store and expecting a prize.
I mean, don't get me wrong, these guys are talented and all, but let's keep things in perspective, right? We're not talking about some record-breaking achievement here. Just another day at the office for professional football players...