Why expensive airline “premiums” don’t feel special at all

Airline 'premiums' fail to deliver the luxury they claim.

The airline industry has long been known for its ability to nickel and dime customers, extracting every last penny from their wallets. The latest trend is no exception: "premium" services that seem more like up-charges than actual luxury experiences.

For those willing to pay extra, airlines are offering a range of perks, including window seats, checked baggage, and even lounge access. But what's truly premium about these services? Not much, according to experts.

"It's turned out that competition has led to this situation where the airlines can make more money by unbundling everything," says Marvin Lieberman, a professor at UCLA's Anderson School of Management. "The airlines have essentially figured out what people are willing to pay for."

In other words, airlines have become masters at identifying which services their customers are willing to pay extra for, and then charging them accordingly. This has led to a situation where the luxury experience is no longer about the service itself, but rather about the convenience of paying more.

One expert notes that making air travel as awful as possible – think smaller seat pitches, longer boarding times, and delayed baggage claims – is actually a sound business strategy when everyone's doing it. Carriers don't need to sell more first class tickets to make money; they just need to sell more seats that aren't the worst.

Ultimately, the "premium" services offered by airlines are little more than marketing gimmicks designed to separate customers from their hard-earned cash. Whether you're willing to pay extra for a window seat or lounge access is irrelevant – what matters is that the airline has successfully extracted every last penny from your wallet.

As one expert puts it, the real premium experience is about how much money you're willing to part with. And if you're not careful, airlines will take advantage of you every step of the way.
 
🤑 Airline 'premiums' are a joke! Like, I get it, they need to make some cash, but do they really have to nickel and dime us to death? 🤦‍♀️ I mean, who thought it was a good idea to charge extra for window seats? It's like, come on, that's the whole point of flying! You wanna see the clouds, not stare at a wall. 😴 And don't even get me started on lounge access... more money to squeeze out of us. 🤑 But seriously, have you noticed how they just make up these 'premium' services and then charge an arm and a leg for them? It's like they're laughing all the way to the bank. 💸 I swear, if I had a dollar for every time I've been ripped off by an airline... well, let's just say I'd be a rich person by now! 🤑
 
🚫 I'm so over these airline "premiums"! They're just a bunch of fancy words for "extra fees". Like, who thought it was a good idea to charge extra for a window seat? 🤦‍♂️ I mean, isn't that what seats are supposed to be about? And don't even get me started on the checked baggage fee... 20 bucks just to throw your suitcase in the cargo hold? No thanks! 😒

And have you ever noticed how airlines always seem to find new ways to nickel and dime you? First, it's extra legroom, then it's priority boarding, next thing you know they're charging for oxygen or something 🤣. It's like they're trying to make air travel as uncomfortable and expensive as possible.

I swear, if I have to pay extra just to sit near a window or use the toilet, I'll just take my business (and my wallet) elsewhere! Anyone else tired of these airline "premiums"? 💸
 
Ugh 😩🚫 airlines r just tryna make $$$ 💸 they dont really care about u! 👎 all this "premium" stuff is jus a fancy way 2 say u gettin ripped off 🤑 but hey, who needs actual service 4 that kinda price lol 😂? 1 day i wanna fly w/ no extra charges 🤞 that wud b the real premium experience 💼✈️
 
I mean, have you seen those fancy-schmancy airline websites? 🤯 They always look so sleek and organized, but I bet it's all just a bunch of extra pixels making the font smaller to squeeze in more info 😒. And don't even get me started on the ticketing process – ugh, who thought it was a good idea to have you fill out like 12 forms before you can even pay? 🤦‍♀️ It's all just so... clunky.

I swear, if I wanted to play games with myself, I'd do that instead of actually booking a flight. And what's with the "premium" services, anyway? Just more ways for airlines to nickel and dime us. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to charge extra for window seats? 🤷‍♂️ It's just a seat, folks! 🛋️

Anyway, gotta say, this whole airline industry thing is kinda weird. It feels like they're more interested in making money off our convenience than actually providing a decent travel experience. I guess that's just the price of flying these days... 💸
 
You know what's wild? I was at the airport the other day and saw this adorable little puppy in a tiny sweater 🐶🧶. I swear it was trying to be cute but really just looked like my aunt's socks. Anyway, that made me think about how airlines are always trying to make us feel fancy but really they're just selling us overpriced stuff we don't need. Like, who really needs extra legroom? Has anyone ever had a window seat and actually stayed in it the whole flight? 🤣 I'm pretty sure I'd be too busy scrolling through my phone to enjoy the view 😂.
 
I've seen this happen on multiple flights and I gotta say, it's kinda crazy! They want us to shell out extra cash for a "luxury" experience but honestly it feels like they just wanna make more money off our wallets 🤑💸. I mean what's really luxurious about paying more for a window seat when you're gonna be stuck in the same cramped space as everyone else? And lounge access? More often than not, we end up waiting in line to get in there and it's still crowded 🤯. At this point, I think airlines have us right where they want us - willing to pay for a fancy label when what we really need is a comfortable seat and decent service 😴🛫
 
I'm so done with these "premium" services on flights 🚫. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to charge extra for a window seat? Like, isn't that just a basic amenity at this point? And don't even get me started on the "convenience fee" for checking bags... it's like they're nickel and diming us to death 💸. The thing is, these airlines have figured out exactly what we'll pay extra for - and it's not actually about the luxury experience, but just about making a quick buck. It's so frustrating when you're already paying an arm and a leg for a flight... the last thing you want is to be charged more for some arbitrary service 🤦‍♀️.
 
Ugh 😒🤦‍♀️, airlines are just so extra 💸🛫️! Who thought it was a good idea to charge for window seats 🛬? Like, I get it, more seats = more money 💰, but can't they just include those basic perks in the ticket price already? 🤑

And don't even get me started on checking bags 🧳... like, what's next? Charging for breathing oxygen? 🤣 It's all about nickel and diming customers until they're paying top dollar 💸. The whole "premium" thing is just a fancy way of saying "we can make more money off you". 😒

I mean, I've flown on budget airlines before, but at least those ones are upfront about what they're charging you. These premium services? More like sneaky add-ons 🤥. Next thing you know, they'll be charging for the privilege of sitting in an actual seat 🛋️...
 
Ugh I'm so tired of paying extra for window seats 😒 like who doesn't want a seat that's not stuck next to some random stranger? 🤯 and checked baggage is just another fee 🤑 these airlines are killing me! I know I'll never be able to afford a business class ticket no matter how much I want to treat myself. Anyone else feel like they're being nickel and dimed by the airline industry? 💸 5 stars on this one, airlines are just trying to separate us from our cash 🤑
 
I feel bad for people who pay extra just to have a window seat 🤷‍♂️... like, what's the point of having a window seat if you can't even relax in it because there are 8 other seats squished next to you? 🛋️... I get that airlines wanna make money, but can't they just offer more services for all passengers instead of nickel-and-diming us? 💸... and what's up with the lounge access? Is it really worth $50 a pop? 😒
 
🤔 I'm so done with these airline "premium" services! It's like they're just taking your cash and pretending it's luxury. I mean, who needs a smaller seat pitch just to feel special? And don't even get me started on the lounges – it's just a fancy way of saying you can pay extra for a quieter area that's still gonna be super crowded.

I feel like they're just milking people for all they're worth. Like, if I want a window seat, I'll pay extra for it, but only because I need to sit down the whole flight or something. But is it really worth paying more for? I don't think so! And what's with the "premium" meals? It's just a fancy name for overpriced food that's not even that great.

I guess what I'm saying is, if you're gonna charge me extra for stuff, make sure it's actually worth it. Otherwise, it's just gonna feel like I'm being ripped off. And honestly, it's hard to trust the airlines to do what's best for us when they're just so focused on taking our cash. 😒
 
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