Why MAGA won’t rally for “Melania” documentary

The lavish production of "Melania," a film about the third wife and first lady of President Donald Trump, has yielded a disappointing box office performance. Despite Amazon's $75 million investment in the project – a whopping $40 million for rights acquisition plus an additional $35 million for marketing and release – there are no sold-out screenings, no viral clips, and no manufactured outrage to fuel publicity.

The film's failure is not due to critical backlash or liberal boycotts, but rather because the MAGA community, comprising of Trump supporters, simply doesn't care about this documentary. This is a stark contrast to how right-wing media operates, where "grievance theater" often draws massive attention. In this context, "cinematic viewing" is not enough to stir passion in the hearts of those who crave spectacle.

The problem lies with Melania herself – or rather, her absence as a cultural figure. Her image, devoid of depth or intrigue, presents no compelling narrative for audiences seeking substance. Unlike liberal villains or marginalized groups that evoke outrage, there's nothing here to rile up Trump supporters.

What does have the power to mobilize them, however, is the idea of shared resentment and the perception that President Trump is fighting against corrupt elites on behalf of ordinary people. But when his family – including Melania – profits from their connection to him, as has been the case in this film's production, this narrative falls apart.

The involvement of director Brett Ratner, who has faced multiple allegations of sexual harassment and assault, only adds to the skepticism surrounding the project. It's not surprising then that Trump supporters are wary of this documentary, recognizing it for what it is – a self-serving vanity project with little to offer in terms of meaningful storytelling.

In fact, this film serves as a microcosm of the rot at the intersection of wealth, power, and media. The Wall Street Journal reported that Melania herself pocketed over $28 million from her participation in the documentary, fueling accusations that this was an attempt by Amazon's Jeff Bezos to curry favor with Trumpworld.

Meanwhile, the Washington Post – another institution owned by Bezos – has been hemorrhaging talent, with numerous journalists and columnists fleeing due to perceived pressure on editorial board endorsements. The paper's credibility has taken a hit, reflecting Bezos' priorities over journalistic integrity. This collaboration between business interests and media outlets risks undermining democracy itself.

Ultimately, this film serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of trying to sway public opinion through manipulation and self-serving projects. When those in power attempt to buy influence or curry favor with powerful groups like Trump supporters, the result is often a hollow shell of an idea that fails to resonate.
 
I mean think about it... 🤔 If Amazon's got $$75 million invested in this docu, you'd think there'd be some kinda buzz around it, especially since they're basically propping up Melania herself as the star... but nope! It's like people just aren't that into her story. Maybe 'cause she's too polished and perfect? 🤷‍♀️ I mean we don't really know much about the woman beyond being Mrs Trump, so it's not exactly a juicy scandal.

And can we talk about how Bezos is basically trying to buy off Trump supporters with his $$? That's just creepy. It's like he's saying "Hey, if you support my media outlets and I'll make sure your favorite politicians stay in power"... no thanks! 🚫 It's all about who's got the wallet, right?

This film is kinda a perfect example of how self-serving projects can fail because they're just not real. They don't spark any meaningful conversations or outrage... it's just a bunch of folks who want to see some drama and spectacle without having to put in any actual effort. That's why Trump supporters aren't really into it.

The thing is, though, when you've got people like Bezos trying to pull strings from behind the scenes, that's when things start to get messy...
 
🤔 This film thingy just dropped and it's a total bust. I mean, you'd think people would be all about Melania, but nah, they ain't biting. The problem is, she's just so... meh. No real substance or intrigue there. And don't even get me started on the director, Brett Ratner - all those allegations of harassment and assault? No thanks. 🚫

It's like, if you want to stir up some passion in Trump supporters, you gotta tap into that whole "they're against corrupt elites" vibe, but when your fam is profiting off it, it just doesn't fly. And let's be real, $28 million for participating? That's just rich. 🤑

But what really got me is how this film is a reflection of the media itself. Like, Amazon and Bezos are trying to curry favor with Trumpworld, but it's all just a big mess. It's like they're more worried about their bottom line than actual journalism. 📰😒

Anyway, I guess this whole thing serves as a reminder that manipulation only takes you so far. You can't buy influence or sway public opinion with self-serving projects. That just ain't gonna fly. 💸👎
 
I guess you could say this doco was just a Trump-y mess 🤪. The problem is, Melania isn't really a household name, so who's gonna get excited about her? It's like making a movie about your aunt Mildred and expecting people to go wild for it 😂. And don't even get me started on the director's shady past – what did you expect from a guy with that kind of baggage? 🤕 The whole thing just feels like a cash grab, and I'm not surprised Trump fans aren't biting 🙅‍♂️. Amazon should've stuck to making Kindle books or something...
 
IT'S LIKE AMAZON TRYED TO BUY THE FAVOR OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS WITH A DOCU ON MELANIA AND IT JUST DIDNT CUT IT!!! 🤔 I mean, come on $28 MILLION FOR MELANIA'S PART!!! THAT'S LIKE, A LOT OF MONEY FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESNT EVEN DO ANYTHING INTERESTING IN THE FILM lol. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART IS? AMEZON THINKS THIS IS GOING TO MAKE THEM LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS BUT IN REALITY IT JUST MADE THEM LOOK LIKE A SELF-SERVING vanity project that doesnt even try to be subtle about its attempt to curry favor with the MAGA crowd 😂.
 
🤔 The problem lies not just with the film itself but also with the way we consume and engage with it 📺. I mean, if you're not gonna stir up outrage or passion, then what's the point? It's like trying to have a deep conversation about climate change without mentioning politics 🌡️. People crave spectacle over substance, and when you try to give them the latter, they're just not interested.

And let's be real, Melania herself is not exactly the most relatable or sympathetic figure 👑. I mean, she's married to Trump, so you've gotta wade through a lot of baggage before you can even begin to explore her story 🚪. And don't even get me started on Brett Ratner's involvement – that guy has got some serious skeletons in his closet 🕷️.

This film is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intersection of power, wealth, and media 📊. When you've got billionaires like Bezos trying to curry favor with powerful groups like Trumpworld, it's hard not to see some shady business going on 🤑. And for a democracy that values free speech and journalistic integrity, this is just another reminder of how corrupting power can be 😳.

Ultimately, I think we need to rethink our expectations when it comes to storytelling and public discourse 💭. Can't we strive for something more nuanced and thought-provoking than just clickbait headlines or shallow documentaries? 🤷‍♀️
 
[Image of a movie camera with a red "X" marked through it](https://i.imgur.com/MfT4gYQ.png)

[Melania sitting alone on a couch looking bored](https://i.imgur.com/YqBkGyP.jpg)

[Amazon logo with a sad face](https://i.imgur.com/fK7w2Vn.jpg)

[A man with a confused expression, surrounded by money and politicians](https://i.imgur.com/pR6cT5M.png)

[Jeff Bezos with a speech bubble saying "I'm the real villain here"](https://i.imgur.com/v9C4xLm.jpg)

[The Washington Post building with a " Sold Out" sign on it](https://i.imgur.com/dtE5wRb.jpg)

[MAGA hat-wearing man shrugging and walking away from a documentary screening](https://i.imgur.com/4FhPjYs.png)
 
🤔 I'm not surprised by the underwhelming response to "Melania" – it's been clear for ages that Trump supporters aren't exactly starving for content about his inner circle. The film's failure isn't due to some grand conspiracy or liberal bias, but rather because Melania herself is just so... bland 🙃. We all know she's a style icon and all, but there's more to a cultural figure than just looks.

The thing is, Trump supporters aren't exactly known for being swayed by 'cinematic viewing' either 😒. For them, it's often about the spectacle – the controversy, the drama, the perceived injustice. And that's where "grievance theater" comes in – where people like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones make a living out of whipping up outrage for attention.

The problem with "Melania" is that it doesn't deliver on that promise. It's a self-serving vanity project that fails to tap into the passions of Trump supporters. And let's be real, the involvement of Brett Ratner only adds to the skepticism surrounding the film 🚫. But what really gets me is how this highlights the rot at the intersection of wealth and power in media. When you have a billionaire like Bezos owning multiple outlets, it creates this toxic environment where journalists are more concerned with pleasing their corporate overlords than holding those in power accountable.

It's a scary thought – that we're seeing a decline in journalistic integrity and an erosion of trust in institutions. And "Melania" is just the tip of the iceberg 🌊. We need to be vigilant about this kind of manipulation and self-serving projects, because when they succeed, it can have serious consequences for our democracy. 💔
 
can't believe this film didn't do better 🤔🎥 i mean, trump supporters aren't exactly known for being passionate about docu's about his family... and honestly, melania just doesn't have the same kinda charisma as other first ladies... plus with brett ratner involved 😬 it's a total red flag 💔 but you're right, this whole thing is like a classic case of buying influence 🤑 what's going on with bezos and the media outlets he owns? they need to prioritize journalism over making friends with power players 📰💪
 
the whole thing just feels so scripted 🤔... i mean, amazon invests $75 million and we're supposed to be all excited about it? but at the end of the day, trump supporters aren't buying it 😂... and honestly, who can blame them? melania's just not that interesting as a character... plus, the whole thing feels like a bit of a calculated move by amazon to get on good terms with trumpworld 💸👀

and let's be real, having brett ratner at the helm is a major red flag 🚨... i mean, we all know his history, and it's just not something that can be easily forgotten. so when you throw in the fact that melania gets to pocket $28 million for her participation? yeah, it feels like more of the same old stuff 🤑

i'm actually kinda worried about the impact this has on journalism as a whole 📰... when we start seeing papers hemorrhaging talent just to fit the narrative of the powerful, it's a pretty clear indication that something is very wrong 🤖
 
I just saw this film trailer for that new Marvel movie 🤯 and I'm so hyped for it! They're going to do justice to Captain America's story 🙌 I wonder if they'll include some Easter eggs from the comics 🤔 or maybe even a cameo by my favorite actor 🎬. Speaking of which, have you guys seen that new TV show on Netflix? It looks so intense with all those action scenes and dramatic music 😲 I've been meaning to check it out for weeks now...
 
the whole thing feels so orchestrated 🤔 it's like amazon was just trying to get some good PR out of a trump doc and didn't really care about making a good film 🎥 $75 million down the drain 💸 and for what? melania's image is pretty blank, you know? not much depth or intrigue there 🙅‍♀️ it's like they were just trying to cash in on her husband's fame 👯‍♀️
 
🤷‍♀️ Amazon spent big on this doco but it's like they made a movie for the wrong crowd 🎥😴. The problem is Melania herself, she's just not that interesting 🙄. Trump supporters aren't invested in her story because she doesn't have any depth or controversy surrounding her 💁‍♀️.

And then there's Brett Ratner, big red flag 🚨. His past issues with harassment and assault are a major turn-off for many people 🤢. It's no wonder the MAGA crowd is skeptical about this doco 🤔.

But what really gets me is how Amazon's trying to curry favor with Trumpworld by investing in a project that serves their interests 💸. And it's not just Melania who's profiting – Jeff Bezos' own paper, the Washington Post, is hemorrhaging talent due to pressure from his business interests 📰😬.

It's all about manipulation and self-serving projects, which ultimately fails to sway public opinion 🤷‍♀️. We need more journalism that prioritizes integrity over profit motives 💯.
 
This film is like the ultimate #MAGAfail 🤦‍♂️! I mean, you'd think the third wife and First Lady would be able to stir up some drama or controversy, but nope, it's just a snooze fest 😴. The thing is, Melania's image is so blank that even the most ardent Trump supporters can't get worked up over her 🤷‍♀️. And don't even get me started on Brett Ratner's sketchy past - #MeToo should've done its research before teaming him up with Amazon 💔.

The whole thing reeks of corporate manipulation, like Jeff Bezos trying to buy some goodwill with Trumpworld 🤑. Newsflash: it didn't work! Meanwhile, the media outlets that are supposed to be holding power accountable are getting caught in the crossfire - poor #WashingtonPost 📰. Can't we just get back to telling real stories that matter for once? 🙏
 
🤔🎬 so this movie about Melania was a total bust 🚮💸 75 million went into it and you'd think people would be all over it but nah 🙅‍♂️ apparently the MAGA crowd just doesn't care about her story at all. I get it, she's not exactly a cultural icon like say Michelle Obama or something.

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but here's the thing - if you want to stir up passion in Trump supporters, you gotta tap into their emotions and grievances 🤝 not just show some bland documentary about Melania. And let's be real, her image is pretty shallow so what can she represent, exactly?

[ASCII art of a person looking bored]
and then there's the whole Brett Ratner thing... yeah no thanks 🚫 that guy has been accused of some serious stuff and I don't think anyone wants to see their name associated with his film.

[diagram of a chain reaction with a red "X" through it]
this movie is basically just another example of how media gets co-opted by big money interests 🤑 and loses sight of what real journalism should be about. Journalism should be about holding people in power accountable, not just serving as a PR tool for whoever's paying the bill 💸

anyway... 🤷‍♀️
 
I'm thinking... Amazon's $75 million investment for "Melania" was way too much for what they got back... I mean, who cares about Melania's story? She's just not that interesting. And let's be real, her presence in the film is basically non-existent - it's all about Trump, not her. The fact that she raked in over $28 million from this documentary is wild... like, what are they even trying to achieve here? The director, Brett Ratner, is also a total red flag - those allegations against him are no joke.

This film just feels like another example of how hard it is to sway right-wing audiences with "cinematic viewing"... I mean, sure, some might say it's provocative or thought-provoking, but for most Trump supporters, that's not enough. They need something more... a narrative that validates their feelings and gives them a sense of purpose.

And can we talk about how this film reflects the broader issues with power, wealth, and media? The whole thing reeks of corporate self-interest - Bezos' motives for backing this project are definitely questionable. When you have billionaires like him trying to curry favor with Trumpworld, it's like the lines between journalism and propaganda get way too blurred.

Anyway, I just think "Melania" is a big waste of money...
 
Man I feel me 😒 this documentary thingy is so weird... it's like they thought Trump fans would just eat up some Melania drama and be all like "oh yeah let's watch this movie". But nope, it's not like that at all 🙄. The problem is she's just so... bland? You know? No one knows much about her and she's not got that fire 💁‍♀️. And then you add in Brett Ratner's baggage and it's just a big mess 🤯. I mean, who invests $75 million in some movie that's gonna flop like this? 🤑 It's crazy how media outlets are all about clicks these days... and Bezos is like "hey let me own the Post too, because who needs journalistic integrity anyway?" 📰😒
 
🤔 I mean, can you blame them for not caring about this docu? Melania's just not that interesting of a character, you know? 🙃 Like, what's her story? What makes her tick? Give me something more than just a pretty face and a fancy title. And don't even get me started on the fact that she profited off this project - it's like, hello, if you're gonna make a film about your life, shouldn't you be willing to share some of the spotlight (and your paycheck)? 🤑 The whole thing just feels so... transactional. And yeah, Brett Ratner's involvement is a total red flag 🚨, but I guess that's not surprising given the whole #MeToo mess he's been through. Anyway, it's like Amazon thought they could just buy their way into Trumpworld and voilà! Instant credibility 🙄. Newsflash: you can't just pay people to care about your documentary 💸.
 
this film is a perfect example of how money can't buy class 🤑 melania's image just isn't compelling enough for trump supporters, and now they're seeing her profiting off her husband's legacy... it's all about the optics 📸 the fact that amazon invested so much in this project only highlights how shallow their interests are 💸 and what really matters is the narrative - but if you don't have a strong villain or a compelling underdog story, then i guess you're just stuck with nothing 😐
 
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