Brazil's Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books

Brazil's former President Bolsonaro to Read Books to Reduce Sentence by Four Days Per Title

Jair Bolsonaro's lawyers have found a novel way for their client to reduce his 27-year prison sentence: reading books. The former far-right Brazilian president, known for his lack of interest in literature, will now be able to cut his sentence by four days for each title read under the country's penal code.

This literary loophole was made possible after Bolsonaro's legal team submitted a request to a supreme court judge to participate in the scheme. The book-reading inmates can reduce their sentences as long as they submit written reports detailing what they've read.

Bolsonaro, who has been infamous for his disdain towards democracy and minorities, is unlikely to appreciate the approved reading list, which features Brazilian works on Indigenous rights, racism, the environment, and the violence met by the country's 1964-85 dictatorship – a regime he openly supported.

The reading list includes titles such as Ana Maria GonΓ§alves' 950-page "Um Defeito de Cor" (A Colour Defect), which tells the history of Brazil from a Black woman's perspective, and Philip Bunting's children's non-fiction picture book "Democracy!". The books on the list range from Tolstoy to Cervantes, with some titles boasting over 1,000 pages.

In order to benefit from the sentence reduction scheme, prisoners must prove they have actually read the books by submitting written reports to prison authorities. This is a far cry from Bolsonaro's previous claim that he had no time to read and only read one book in three years.

This move may be seen as an attempt by Bolsonaro's lawyers to capitalize on his lack of interest in reading, given the former president's past support for the authoritarian regime that inspired some of the books on the approved reading list.
 
idk about this lol 🀣. like, what kinda guy reads 950-page book and then gets to reduce sentence by four days? sounds like a joke πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. but i guess it's better than nothing, right? πŸ€”. it's actually kinda cool that he's gonna have to read books about Indigenous rights and racism tho πŸ’‘. maybe it'll be a wake-up call for him or something πŸ˜…. anywayz, gotta wonder how many days he'll actually spend reading those books vs just filling out his report πŸ“πŸ˜’
 
Ugh I'm literally so frustrated with this πŸ™„ whole thing... like I get it Jair needs to serve his time but can't they just give him a book that's not gonna make him uncomfortable? Reading 950-page Tolstoy novel when you're used to tweeting far-right propaganda is just gonna be super tough, if you ask me. And honestly who thought this was a good idea anyway? Prison sentences are meant for rehabilitation not literary indulgence... meanwhile I'll be over here trying to finish my own reading list without any controversy πŸ“–πŸ’‘
 
πŸ€” I'm not sure if this is a clever ploy by Bolsonaro's team or just a desperate attempt to get him out of prison sooner. I mean, who reads 950-page books about Brazilian history while serving time for all those controversies he got himself into? πŸ“– On the bright side, it's nice to see some Indigenous voices being represented in his reading list – that's definitely a step in the right direction, imo 😊 However, one can't help but wonder what Bolsonaro really gets out of this deal. Is it just about reducing his sentence or is there more to it? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ u gotta love how this is all goin down! Like, Jair Bolsonaro, the guy who's been all about tearin' down democracy and minorities, now he gets to chill in prison by readin' some heavy stuff πŸ“šπŸ’‘. I mean, can't say I'm surprised, though - the dude was never exactly known for his love of books... or empathy. But hey, it's a novel way to get out of servin' time, and I guess you gotta hand it to him for makin' the most of it πŸ˜‚. And let's be real, these books are gonna make him think 🀯. Like, "Um Defeito de Cor" is all about seein' Brazil through a Black woman's lens... that's some heavy stuff, Jair! Maybe this is his chance to get woke πŸ’‘. Only time'll tell if he actually puts down the book and absorbs what he's read πŸ€”.
 
can't believe bolsonaro is using a book club loophole to get out of hard time πŸ™„ i mean seriously, he goes from being all about no literacy to suddenly finding time to read... like his lawyers just made it up for him πŸ“š meanwhile, the books on that list are actually kinda deep & might just make him think twice about some things πŸ€” still can't root for the guy, though πŸ‘Ž
 
idk how I feel about this one πŸ€”... think it's pretty weird that he's gonna get to cut 4 days off his sentence per book πŸ“š. like, isn't that kinda a joke? and what if he doesn't actually read them? the thought of him reading books on Indigenous rights or racism is pretty cringeworthy 😳. I mean, I guess it's better than nothing, but still... feels like a way for his lawyers to pad his sentence reduction πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.
 
πŸ˜’ It's like they're trying to break him, you know? Give a guy who's already done so much harm to others a way to slowly chip away at his own free time... and it's not even like he'll be able to really connect with the stories or anything πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Like, I guess it's better than just sitting in silence or something, but still... it's just another example of how we try to rehabilitate people who don't want to change πŸ“š.
 
OMG, can you believe this 🀯?! So like, Bolsonaro's gonna get off scot-free by literally reading books? Like, four days less sentence per book and he's all good πŸ™„. It's pretty pathetic that his lawyers found a loophole in the system to help him out of a 27-year prison sentence. I mean, come on, the guy was involved with this super dark period in Brazilian history and now he gets to reduce his time by reading books on Indigenous rights and racism? It's just not right πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.

And can you imagine having to write reports on what you've read like some kind of prison punishment? Like, "Oh, I finished reading 'Um Defeito de Cor' and here's my report... *yawn*". This whole thing just feels so manipulative and fishy 🐟. I'm all for people serving their time, but come on, can't we expect more from a former head of state who's basically getting off easy?
 
yeah right like he's gonna actually read those books 🀣 they're just trying to stretch out his sentence so he can rot less fast πŸ˜‚ and come on, who comes up with this stuff? four days off for every book? that's not even a real book club, that's just a way to give him more time to think about all the crap he did πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ like anyone actually believes he's gonna read Tolstoy or Cervantes... please πŸ˜’
 
omg u gotta wonder wut's going thru da mind of bolsonaro's lawyers lol they r tryin 2 turn a 27 yr prison sentence inta an opportunity 4 him 2 read & learn somethin new but really its just a way 4 dem 2 pad his sentence by 4 days per book idk bout me i dont think i cud sit thru 1,000 pages of Tolstoy lol
 
ummm I dont get why he has to read all those heavy books lol like how will he even finish them? 🀣 idk if its a good idea either cuz he was pretty mean to people and the environment... 🌎🚫 whats the point of him reading these books just gonna write some watered down summary and call it a day? πŸ˜’
 
🀣 Oh boy, this is a thing now πŸ“š. I mean, who wouldn't want to reduce their 27-year sentence by four days per title? I'm sure Jair Bolsonaro's going to be hooked on "A Colour Defect" and totally devour all the Tolstoy too πŸ“–πŸ‘€. And can you imagine him reading Philip Bunting's children's book about democracy? πŸ˜‚ More likely he'll just pretend to read it so his lawyers get their four-day sentence reduction πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ. Guess this is one way to stay relevant in prison...or not πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
I'm not sure how I feel about this one πŸ€”. On the one hand, it's kinda cool that Bolsonaro is finally taking an interest in literature (or at least his lawyers are making him do so). But come on, 27 years is still way too long a sentence to be reduced by just reading some books. And what's up with these books he's gotta read? They're all about tough topics like Indigenous rights and dictatorship... sounds like a real page-turner πŸ˜’.

And let's not forget the whole "he has no interest in literature" thing. His lawyers are basically exploiting his lack of enthusiasm for reading to get him outta prison faster. It just doesn't sit right with me πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. Maybe they should be focusing on actual rehabilitation or something instead of using a book-reading loophole πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.
 
πŸ€” I'm not buying this one... like, come on Bolsonaro is going to read books by Brazilian authors who are all about criticizing him and his past? πŸ“šπŸ˜’ It's just a way for his lawyers to get some time off the table, period. And what's with the super long books? Like, 950 pages of Ana Maria GonΓ§alves' "Um Defeito de Cor"? I mean, I know it's about Indigenous rights and all that, but can't he just stick to a light read or something? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ This whole thing feels like a PR stunt to me... πŸ“Ί
 
I'm not sure how I feel about this one πŸ€”. On one hand, it's kinda cool that Jair Bolsonaro is finally gonna read some books instead of just saying he didn't have time for it. Plus, at least he's gonna be getting a head start on his 27-year sentence - that's gotta count for something, right? 😊 However, I do think it's a bit dodgy that his lawyers are trying to cash in on this whole 'reading books' thing, especially with the titles they've chosen. It sounds like they're trying to make him read some pretty heavy stuff to get those sentence reductions, and maybe even use them as a way to make him seem more... well, not so bad πŸ˜’. Still, I guess it's better than just saying he didn't wanna read anything at all πŸ“šπŸ‘
 
lol what a thing! 🀣 so jair bolsonaro is gonna have to read some heavy stuff to get outta his 27 yr sentence and he's all like "i dont wanna read" but now he has to read it or lose more days πŸ“šπŸ’” I guess that's one way to keep him occupied while he's doing his time. I feel bad for the dude, though - reading those books is gonna be a real challenge for someone with his history πŸ’₯
 
It's quite amusing how this development has unfolded 🀣. The notion of a convicted felon like Bolsonaro being able to reduce his sentence by reading books is a stark reminder of the complexities of Brazil's penal code. One can't help but wonder if this scheme was crafted with Bolsonaro's notorious lack of literary inclinations in mind. It's almost as if his lawyers are trying to prove a point about his character, rather than genuinely seeking redemption through reading πŸ“š. The approved reading list, which includes works on Indigenous rights and the environment, does raise some eyebrows given Bolsonaro's past support for authoritarian regimes. Nonetheless, it'll be interesting to see how this experiment plays out in practice πŸ€”.
 
I gotta say, this is wild 🀯. I mean, who would've thought Jair Bolsonaro, aka "Troll President" πŸ˜‚, would end up reading books to get out of prison? And what's even more crazy is that he has to read all these titles on Indigenous rights and racism - like, the dude was all about whitewashing Brazil's dark past πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Anyway, I guess you could say his lawyers found a way to give him a little literary therapy πŸ“šπŸ’‘... but it's still pretty shady that they're trying to cash in on his lack of reading skills πŸ˜’.
 
I don’t usually comment but it seems kinda weird that Jair Bolsonaro is gonna get to read all those heavy books and then reduce his sentence by 4 days per book. Like, isn't he already serving a pretty long sentence for what happened during his regime? And I mean, I can appreciate trying to reduce the time but reading some heavy books just seems like it's not enough considering what went down in Brazil back then πŸ€”
 
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