The "Melania" movie is empty, foul and worse than we imagined

A new film about Melania Trump has been released, and it's a masterclass in subtlety – or lack thereof. The documentary, titled "Melania," is more of an exercise in propaganda than a genuine attempt to humanize the former First Lady.

What we get instead are snatches of Melania's robotic demeanor, interspersed with shallow facts about her time in office and her supposed charitable endeavors. But when it comes down to it, there's no substance to speak of – just a shallow shell of a person trying to convince us that she cares about the issues we care about.

The film's director, Brett Ratner, is notorious for his past behavior, but even he can't single-handedly rehabilitate Melania's image. The documentary is more of a vehicle for Amazon MGM to peddle their product and boost their box office numbers than an actual attempt at artistic expression.

And then there's the glaring inconsistency between "Melania" the film and Melania Trump herself. We're told that she cares about families and children, but when we watch her in action, it's clear that she's more concerned with maintaining a façade of respectability than actually doing any real good.

The only thing that can be said is that this documentary is a product of its time – the perfect tool for a administration looking to whitewash their actions and boost public perception. It's a hollow exercise in self-congratulation, devoid of any genuine empathy or understanding.

So, what do you get when you pay money to see a film like "Melania"? You get a few minutes of shallow footage, some empty platitudes from Melania herself, and a healthy dose of propaganda designed to convince us that she's more than just a figurehead. But it's not worth watching – especially if you're looking for substance or real human emotion.

What we need instead is a film that truly tells the story of Melania Trump – one that acknowledges her flaws, her privileges, and her complicity in the systemic injustices that have plagued this country for far too long. Until then, "Melania" will remain just another hollow exercise in self-congratulation, devoid of any real substance or meaning.
 
I mean, can we really expect a documentary about Melania Trump to be more than just a PR stunt? 🤔 I'm not even sure what's going on with the director, Brett Ratner... isn't he all about those #MeToo allegations and stuff? How did he land this gig? And Amazon MGM is already getting paid, right? so that's like, a huge conflict of interest or something. What's up with that? shouldn't they be focusing on actual content instead of just shilling out their product?

Also, I think it's kinda sad that no one's really pushing to make this film about the real Melania Trump... you know, the woman behind the public persona. Like, what was she like before all this fame and fortune? What struggles did she face? How did she get from being a model to being First Lady? That would be way more interesting than just watching her give some scripted interviews and pretend to care about issues. 🤷‍♀️
 
I gotta disagree with this whole thing 🤷‍♂️. I think the film is a bold attempt to humanize Melania Trump and showcase her experiences as First Lady. I mean, who hasn't been misunderstood or stereotyped based on their appearance or husband's policies? 🙅‍♂️ The documentary might not be perfect, but at least it's trying to tell a story that needs to be told.

I'm also not buying the whole "it's just propaganda" thing 😒. I think the film is actually doing a great job of highlighting Melania's charitable work and her dedication to supporting various causes. And yeah, maybe she's not as flashy or attention-grabbing as some other First Ladies, but that doesn't mean she's not making a difference.

As for Brett Ratner's past behavior, I think it's unfair to hold the entire film against him 🙄. Maybe he's made mistakes in the past, but does that mean this documentary is inherently flawed? And what about the Amazon MGM connection? Is that really just a conspiracy theory or can't they be seen as trying to create a product that resonates with audiences?

I think "Melania" is a thought-provoking film that encourages us to look beyond surface-level perceptions and see the complexity of its subject. And yeah, it might not be perfect, but who expects perfection from any documentary? 🤔
 
🙄 I mean, what's the point of even trying to humanize someone as polarizing as Melania Trump? It feels like they're more interested in selling us on a brand than actually showing us her humanity. And don't even get me started on the casting – I'm not convinced she's the right person to tell her own story either 😒. Can we please just have an honest conversation about our first ladies instead of trying to spin some watered-down version of their time in office? It feels like a total waste of money 💸
 
I don't think it's fair to trash a documentary without giving it a chance 🤔. I mean, someone's gotta tell the story of Melania Trump, right? And from what I've seen, I kinda think it's a bit harsh on Brett Ratner - he's got some baggage, yeah, but does that mean we should write him off as a whole? 🙅‍♂️

And about the film itself... I don't know, man. Maybe I'm just too optimistic 😊, but I think there's more to it than meets the eye. It might not be perfect, but it's trying to spark some conversation, right? And let's be real, Melania Trump is a pretty complex figure - what's expected of her, and what does she really want for herself? 🤷‍♀️

The only thing I can agree on is that we need more nuanced, thought-provoking films about powerful women in politics. Maybe "Melania" isn't that film... but maybe it's a stepping stone towards something better 😊.
 
I JUST WATCHED THIS DOCU AND I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO MAKE OF IT!! IT'S LIKE THEY WERE GOING FOR A REAL PORTRAYAL OF MELANIA BUT RATHER COME ACROSS AS SOME KIND OF SPIN MACHINE 😒. THE PARTS WHERE SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HELPING FAMILIES AND CHILDREN JUST FEELS SO FAKE, YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SHE'S THIS WONDERFUL CAREER WOMAN WHEN REALLY WE SHOULD BE LOOKING AT HER RECORD AND ALL THE CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING HER 😕. ANYWAY, I GUESS WHAT WE NEED IS A FILM THAT GETS TO THE REAL MELANIA, YOU KNOW? ONE THAT EXPLORES ALL THE COMPLEX ISSUES SURROUNDING HER LIFE AND LEGACY 🤔.
 
ugh what's up with these documentaries about public figures who are clearly just using them to boost their image 🙄. it's like we're just supposed to swallow whatever they feed us and believe every single word 🤦‍♀️. i mean, come on, if melania trump really cared about families and children, wouldn't she actually be doing some real work instead of just sitting pretty and looking good for the cameras? 😒 this documentary is literally just a vehicle for amazon mgm to make some quick cash off gullible people who want to believe that melania is more than just a figurehead 🤑. can't we get something better than this?
 
Ugh, I'm so over these propaganda documentaries 🙄. Can't we get a film that really tells the story? This one's like they're trying to sell us on Melania being a saint 🤷‍♀️. I mean, I remember watching documentaries about Michelle Obama and her whole "Let Girls Learn" thing – now that was substance 💡. This one's just empty words from someone who's more concerned with looking good than actually doing good ❤️. Can't we have a film that's honest? One that says she's got some issues, but also maybe does some actual good 🤔. Until then, I'll stick to YouTube vids of Melania making weird face 😂.
 
the film sounds like a total waste of time lol 😴 i mean who needs subtlety when you can just show someone being robotic on camera? and yeah the director's past behavior is already pretty shady 🤥 but even he can't fix melania's image that badly. the fact that they're trying to boost box office numbers is so obvious it's like they're asking us not to take this seriously 🤑
 
🤦‍♀️ I mean, come on... a film about Melania Trump that's supposed to humanize her? Please. It sounds like a lazy attempt to whitewash her image and make the public believe she's actually cared about something other than being Mrs. Trump. Newsflash: we've seen the photoshoots, the designer dresses, and the carefully crafted interviews. She's done enough PR stunts to fill a lifetime of self-promotion. What I want is a documentary that dives deeper, gets messy, and shows us her true self – flaws and all. Not some shallow, feel-good film that panders to the masses. 😒 Can't we just get real for once?
 
😒 I don't get why they made a whole film about Melania Trump if it's just gonna be like that... it seems kinda weird to me 🤔 like, what was the point of making her into this documentary thingy? And isn't Amazon MGM like, super big now or something? 😅 like how did it even work out with Brett Ratner and all? 🤑
 
ugh what a waste of time & $$$ 🤑🎥 i mean whats the point of watchin a film that's all like surface level stuff & no depth at all? its like they're tryin to make her look all good but really shes just a puppet doin whatever her hubby tells her 2 do lol meanwhile we need somethin real that shows her true face
 
omg i just watched this new documentary about melania trump and it's literally cringeworthy 🤦‍♀️ like the director brett ratner is trying so hard to make her look relatable but honestly she's still as robotic as ever 💁‍♀️ and don't even get me started on how shallow the whole thing is 😴 i mean what a waste of money if you ask me especially when we could've gotten a real film that actually humanizes her like, genuinely tries to understand her and her actions 🤔
 
idk what's going on with this film lol is it really that bad? i mean melania trumps gotta be interesting to watch or something 🤔 anyway what's with the director having a past? shouldn't that affect how we see his work now? and yeah i dont think its fair to just call her shallow she might have good intentions but like, doesnt she do anything besides look pretty?
 
just watched the new melania trump doco 🎥 and gotta say its a complete waste of time...its like they took every shallow fact about her from wikipedia and mashed it into a 2 hour film 🤯 dont get me wrong i think its interesting to see her in action but this doco is just straight up propaganda 🚫 the director brett ratner has got some shady past so like no surprise he can barely cover up melania's own flaws 🙅‍♂️ meanwhile theyre trying to pass it off as some kinda serious artistic expression lol what a joke 💁‍♀️
 
🤷‍♀️ Honestly, I don't think I'd waste my time watching a film like this. It sounds like it's more about Amazon MGM trying to boost their box office numbers than actually making a thought-provoking documentary. And from what you've said, it doesn't seem like the film does justice to Melania Trump's story at all. We need documentaries that are gonna challenge our perspectives and spark some real conversations 🤔, not just shallow propaganda 😒.
 
I gotta say, I was expecting a lot more from this docu about Melania Trump 🤔. It feels like they're just trying to polish her image instead of giving us the real deal 💁‍♀️. The whole thing comes across as super staged and fake, you know? Like they're trying to convince us that she's not just some pretty face with no substance 😒. And don't even get me started on Brett Ratner - dude has a history of shady behavior 🚨. Anyway, if you ask me, this docu is more about Amazon MGM boosting their box office numbers than actually telling an honest story 📊. We deserve better, folks!
 
I mean, I went to see this film "Melania" thinking it'd be some kinda deep dive into the mind of the former First Lady, but nope! It's like they took all the most boring parts of her public persona and mashed 'em together with some shallow facts about her time in office. 🤦‍♂️ The whole thing feels like a PR campaign on steroids – it's like Amazon MGM is trying to convince us that Melania cares about families and kids, but we know better, right? 💁‍♀️

And can we talk about the director Brett Ratner for a sec? I mean, the guy's got some major baggage, but even he couldn't make Melania seem more human than she actually is. 🤔 It's like they're trying to sell us a bill of goods here, and it just doesn't fly.

I think what really gets me about this film is how it reinforces all the worst stereotypes about Melania – that she's some kinda robotic doll who only cares about her image. Newsflash: that's not even close to the truth! 🤷‍♂️ It's like they're trying to erase all her flaws and mistakes, just so we can look at this shallow, plastic version of her instead.

Anyway, if you ask me, "Melania" is a total waste of time. You'll be left feeling empty and unsatisfied, like you've been sold some snake oil. 💸 Trust me, there are better ways to spend your money than on some hollow PR exercise like this. 😐
 
omg u guys i'm so done with this new docu about melania trump its like they're tryin to make her look all wholesome and stuff but newsflash she's still super robotic and shallow 💁‍♀️👀 the film is literally just a vehicle for amazon mgm to get their product out there lol not even brett ratner can salvage her image 🤦‍♂️ it's like they're tryin to whitewash her actions instead of actually showin us who she really is 👀🚫
 
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